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If What You Have Done Yesterday Still Looks Big To You, You Haven't Done Much Today.

-Mikhail Gorbachev, 1931-2022

#left wing politics #socialism #russian politics #mikhail gorbachev #cold war #motivating quotes

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I used to be laser-focused on being opposed to Keir Starmer, but I do think I have softened on him a bit. Well, i do still think he is a bit slimy, maybe a bit corrupt. And a Machiavelli, definitely. An opportunist, even. And i don't like these purges one bit, they are just antagonising the parties fringes. and he shouldn't have gotten power anyway that centrist git- Maybe i am still opposed to Keir Starmer, actually.

#political humor #british politics #keir starmer #left wing politics #labour party

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Reading About British Politicians

It's really hard to stay motivated when it comes to British politics, because almost every single politician here has a skeleton in their closet. And i can imagine some americans are like 'Well, yeah, that's just politicians'. But you fail to realise the extent of this issue. Since it is so much more common for us Brits to get ousted from office, we are faced with this corruption near every day. It's disheartening, to say the least.

#british politics #labour party #conservatism

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Remember that time when the Milifandom was still a thing where david desperately set up the 'Cameronettes'? and then theresa may had her short lived 'Maylennials?' MOGGMENTUM?? CORBYNMANIA?!? WHY CANT WE DO THIS FOR EVERY POLITICIAN UNDER THE SUN??!?

#fucking trussles

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WHEN THE ONION IS MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN THE GUARDIAN LMFAO

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

#the onion #the guardian

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Between Brighton beach and Bacon Sarnies, id say it quite simply only takes a stiff breeze to knock over any labour politician.

#british politics #political humor #neil kinnock #ed miliband #bacon sandwich #brighton beach

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#british politics #political humor #keir starmer #labour party #socialism

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both sunak and truss really did say they wanted to ban strikes during that leadership election didnt they

#union #protest #british politics #political humor

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Honestly he really is just purging the party left isn't he

#political humor #british politics #keir starmer

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Congrats to Rishi Sunak on giving this country a brand new record for us to be proud of!

#britain isnt dying i swear

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Let them eat turnip!

-Marese Cofftoinette

#history repeats itself

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#1444-2023 are too in sync for my liking

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Look at what my Grandma just sent me

She's a genius

#keir starmer would like to know your location

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#noredwave2022

#how did that go for you desantis

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it is really telling that tens of thousands of people joined the labour party when corbyn came to power, and subsuquently left four years later

#thanks keith

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Blaming the previous government for everything is politics 101 but might be slightly problematic when you were a key figure in that government

#pick a lane mr moneybags

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THEY👏ARE👏DYING👏OUT👏

Interesting research shows that Millennials in the UK and US are bucking the trend when it comes to growing more conservative with age.