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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

#wait hold on hold on hold on

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THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001 — dir. Garry Marshall

#rb to get this to 1k #i dont go here but still

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Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

#good for her!

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COMMUNITY (2009 - 2015) I 1.20 The Science of Illusion

#shows #community

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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Barry Keoghan as Oliver Quick SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

#film #saltburn

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did that send idk if tumblr has a word count limit for asks hopefully not

nop

#ask #ask: exy101 #oscilla tag

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hey moose here are some things that’ve happened in my life recently/things ive been thinking about that i thought u needed to know:

- i think that anybody who enjoys the taste of cucumbers after eating chicken is a psychopath because genuinely there is nothing that tastes worse like separately i love cucumbers and i love chicken very very much but i cant ever combine them bc when i do it tastes like stinky socks 0/10 do not recommend

- i started watching breaking bad with my brother we’re having a lot of fun with it we’re almost done the first season and idt ive given any of these episodes less than 5 stars so far it is Hitting

- ive read 10 books in january! which idk if thats a lot for others but it’s big for me bc ive been in a foul reading mood for like the last three years and i fr only read like 30 books!! but im back babyy anyways of those ten eight have unfortunately been my porn books as sabs likes to call them but im having tons of fun so who caaaares

- starting second sem of senior year 😱 i fr died first sem like i think that was one of the lowest points of my life if not mentally then definitely academically i just could not bring myself to care!!!! which means theres even more pressure this sem esp cause i have six diplomas to write and thats scarrrrrrrryyyyyyy

- i started reading more philosophy? specifically ive been reading pluto’s works theyve basically given me headaches (but good headaches?)

- i really wanna own more like dresses but idk where i shld get them and also i dont really know what type i wanna get? like ik im gonna need fancy dresses for grad banquet (which is basically? prom? in canada? at least i think) but i want more casual dresses???

- i was talking to one of my best friends today and have decided i have a spending problem so now im on a spending hiatus until next tuesday but this is unfortunate timing bc im supposed to get a locker for me sabs ria tmrw 💀

- its super late and i shld be asleep but its finally clicked that a new semester is starting i have a headache im abt to get my period and i got woken up by my led strips fricking peeling off my wall so thats something i have to deal with

- also i moved?? like in november but i gen dk if i told u cause we havent really talked in a while do u want a room tourrrrr my visions hasnt been finished yet but im getting there!!!

- theres more but im gonna sleep 😴 ttyl ✌️

i read this months ago but i appreciate the update i hope things are going well!!!!

chicken and cucumbers is vile

hows breaking bad

#ask #ask: exy101 #oscilla tag

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hm hi yes hello do you have any strong opinions on leeks

never tried as far as i know but this guy fucking loves them

#ask #ask: kadygrants #stardew valley

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you just got fucking SUPER booped how does it feel

ask YOURSELF

#ask #ask: kadygrants #em tag

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so heres the thing em youre reblogging a post with both a glee and a star wars meme em so when i see your tags em and youve only tagged it with the relevant star wars tags em it makes me wonder em. are you ashamed, em? of your past? of what you come from? of who she was to you?

this has been sitting unanswered in my inbox for a week because it literally fucking murdered me

#ruining ems week 🐸🐸 #em tag

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did you know that uhhhhhhhhh your header is insanely hot and also very good and also scratches the space part of my brain very well

: o

#youre too kind #boop! #ask #ask: kadygrants #em tag #em gets booped in real time

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hi im on hiatus

#of an indefinite nature! #see you all real soon!

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"holy shit is that kurt cobain" still one of the best pics on the internet

#he would appreciate this

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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

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Sadly, the stabbing of Julius Caesar doesn't pass the Bechdel test.

#this one too

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#this is the only caesar post to really get me