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Johnny 'I'll fist fight you (affectionately) if you don't think you're pretty.' MacTavish

AHHH I LOVE THIS (might project in this one because I’ve recently been feeling ugly asf because of my Telogen Effluvium (stress induced hair loss)

Warnings: insecurity, mild suggestive themes at the end.

You’d be in the bathroom holding back tears while trying to do your hair for the date you were supposed to go on with your boyfriend Johnny. You can’t seem to get your hair right and it shows way too much of your face. Or so you think.

knock knock

“Can I come in bonnie? Wanna see how pretty you look.”

You sniffle and try to make your voice sound as convincing it can be.

“Um. Not yet! I- I’m not dressed!” You say hesitantly.

“Now I really wanna come in.” He says, and you can hear the smirk in his voice and you roll your eyes.

“C’mon, please? Wanna see my girllll.” He whines out and you give in.

“Ok fine. come on in.” You say, and he does.

He comes in the bathroom and smiles at you, even though your head is down, pretending to rummage through your makeup bag for something.

Johnny wraps his arms around your waist and rests his head on your shoulder, looking at you in the mirror.

“Hey girlie.” He coos with a smile, but you don’t look up.

“Hey.. look up bonnie. Wanna see that pretty little face of yours.” He says as he goes to reach for your jaw with one hand and forces your head up so you look in the mirror.

His smile drops and his brows furrow when he sees the tear streaks and your puffy eyes.

“What’s the matter dovey?” He asks with genuine concern. “Why ya crying??” He turns you around so you face him and he looks at your face still, waiting for an answer.

“I- I don’t know I just… can’t get my hair right, my makeup isn’t blending well, I hate the way this sundress fits me, I- I just feel kinda ugly I guess.” You sniffle but drop your head down and look at your hands.

“Oh sweetheart…” Johnny coos.

“Look at me.” He says softly, and you don’t, so he lifts your chin up with his hand.

“I said look at me lass.” He says, still in a soft tone.

“You look absolutely gorgeous. Fuckin’ stunning. You could have your hair in all different directions, a bin bag on, and dirt smeared all over your face and you’d still be the most beautiful woman in the world.” He says, still holding your face.

“I think your hair looks beautiful, and your makeup too. I like the eyeshadow color you chose. Makes those pretty eyes that much more captivating as if they ever could entrance me any more. And this sun dress?”

A smirk begins to form on Johnny’s face as he turns you back around to face the mirror and he places his hands on your thighs and runs them up under your dress until they’re squeezing your hips.

“This dress was fuckin’ made for you. God you know how I love sundresses on you. You replace every star in the sky with just how much you shine my love.” He says into your ear and you sniffle again, but your lips twitch with a small smile.

“Now look in the mirror and say that you are the prettiest woman in the world.” He says, and you look at him.

“Johnny-“ you start, but he interrupts you.

“Ah- say it.” He demands.

You bite your lip for a second, cringing at what he wants you to say, because you don’t believe it. But you look at him and try anyway.

“Don’t say it to me. I already know. Say it to yourself.” He demands again, and grips your jaw again to look at yourself in the mirror and not at him.

“I- I am the prettiest woman in the world.” You mumble.

“Again.” He says.

“I am the prettiest woman in the world.” You say again, with more confidence, and your cheeks heat up with embarrassment.

“Aye- that you are bonnie.” He says, finally satisfied with your response.

“Now, let’s go out on our date hm? Wanna show everyone who my pretty little lass is.” He says into your ear as he squeezes your hips which makes you giggle as his facial hair tickles your skin.

“And when we get back?” He whispers lowly this time with a smirk, “I’m gonna prove to you again right between your thighs just how bloody fuckin’ beautiful you are.” He says, and you let out a little gasp which makes him laugh.

You forgot all about your insecurities with Johnny, because it was just you and him, and that’s all that ever mattered in the first place.

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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog! (I love you bb)

Hi Kaiiiiii <3 🫶🫶🫶😚😚😚 ily too!!

Ok so

1. I was nominated about two years ago by one of the towns near me for an acting award for a play I did where I had a 14 page monologue. (I played a 50+ year old janitor man and the play was about 9/11. I lost to a freshman in highschool in the same play who had a 2 page monologue but she was very sweet so it’s ok.)

2. Wanda Maximoff is probably my favorite fictional character of all time or at least top three. I’m obsessed with Marvel and it was my first hyperfixation and my longest lasting one.

3. My favorite animal is an elephant. I think they’re really cute and unique and I like how calm and smart they are. My favorite stuffed animal is an elephant that I’ve had since birth so I think that plays a part in it too.

#asks #about me #call of duty

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Yes. This post right here. 🤭

I'm just imagining ex-boyfriend Soap having a dirty polaroid of you thats his prized possesion.

And something happened where he owes Ghost big time, so he begrudgingly hands it over as a way to pay him off.

...and the photo is of you, probably drunk, posing in a skimpy bikini and not much more than the accessories of Johnny's kit (including his rifle, which you may be captured in the act of licking).

There's easily a handful of reasons why your photo is now Ghost's most prized possession.

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THESE ARE SO JCKESIDHBFXKSIWJ 🥴🥴🥴

p<3rn links that remind me of cod men

red is x/twitter link green is ph link

Price

teasing his gf through her panties

spanking his gf (rough)

eating his gf out

anal sex and vaginal fingering

soft morning sex with his gf

Ghost

teasing his gf

tittyfucking

Gaz

double penetration (gaz + soap)

Soap

mating press and masturbation with his gf

fucking his gf reverse cowgirl

thighjob

cowgirl and pulling his gf’s hair

double penetration (gaz + soap)

eating his gf out

König

fingering and fucking his tied up gf + squirting

missionary + size kink

Alejandro

mood lighting + soft sex comp

Graves

standing 69

reverse cowgirl

Roach

playing with his gf’s clit

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AHHHHHHH I LOWKEY AM THINKING OF DOING OF NGL 💀💀💀

wait wait because imagine being a normal OF creator or a cam girl, just a small name nobody who does it for the sole purpose of getting through college. you keep your face out of everything, nothing in the background of any video of yours is personal, like once you get your degree this entire account is getting deleted and it'll be a thing of the past. (not that you're ashamed or anything. we respect sex workers of all kinds here)

and you plan on doing a different kind of video: one of you fucking yourself with a new, much bigger toy. usually you keep to the rabbits and bullets but following your friends advice, you fucking yourself on a dildo wouldn't be terrible.

plus you need it, sweetheart. when was the last time you even had a date?

bitch. (affectionately)

and as soon as you walk into your usual sex store, you double take. there is no, NO, way that is pornstar!ghost's dick you've just spotted as a dildo.

he's been your favorite pornstar long before you even started this side hustle. who in their right mind can resist that beast of a man with the mask and the tattoos and the heaving thing that's between his legs--

you take it home immediately.

it's almost sad how stupid you fuck yourself on it, cunt split open and dripping onto the floorboard for the internet to see but in that moment, you don't give a fuck.

you don't remember how many times you come that night nor how many viewers you had watching your puffy lips swallow "ghost's" cock whole, but come morning, you notice your bank account and it is padded.

PADDED.

one particular tipper was incredibly generous and they even left a message.

i'd love to see you do that on the real thing.

yeah, me too.

(whoever that is becomes a loyal follower who tips regularly.)

*screaming at the thought of simon getting himself off at your video. hasn't come that hard in months and that says a lot since he's yknow, a pornstar.*

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I second this

send ph or x p links that remind you of cod men to my inbox please <3333

going through and adding a bunch to my p link masterlist & removing/fixing broken links

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Thank you to my wonderful beautiful amazing lovely mutuals and followers who interact with me even with non-call of duty related things like my personal issues. I know everyone is here for fanfics of sexy fictional men so I really appreciate that you guys still reach out and talk with me :) I’d do the same to you all. Mwah 🫶😚

#i love my mutuals #mutuals #i love y’all #thank you #call of duty

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Got diagnosed with Telogen Effluvium (stress induced hair loss) today ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ lmfao

I’m not too upset anymore. It’ll resolve lol. I don’t have anything planned for the next three days so I’m gonna use that time to just relax and play my videogames.

In the meantime I’m tryna do everything I can do to relax and not stress so much. (Going to Sephora now. Retail therapy really is a blessing)

#when will it end #I’m actually coming to terms with it #I’m gonna be fine #My dad let me use his card to get boba so I’m happy

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Drilling the new recruits and Johnny watches with a dick so hard it hurts, wishing he was the one you were yelling at 😮‍💨

Warnings: afab! fem reader, masturbation, kinda voyeurism??

He quietly whimpers to himself when he watches you make a recruit drop to your feet to do pushups then place your boot on his shoulder to push him down further.

You’d scream at one for making a joke about how the drill sergeant is a woman and you’d stand right up in front of him to intimidate as you yell at him to ask him to step forward and he does so with a laugh thinking he’s got the upper hand.

“You don’t think you need this training rookie? Ok then. Show me. If you can pin me then you’re exempt.” You say, being dead serious because you know he’s not gonna win.

And being the cocky dumb shrimp of a man he is, he tries, and fails miserably.

He goes to swing a punch and in seconds you have him down, hands between his shoulder blades.

Johnny watches with his pupils taking up nearly all of his irises and has to cross his hands in front of him until he can “take care” of it later.

That night he imagined him being the foolish recruit you were yelling at and came so hard he shot cum up onto his chest while whimpering out what he’d say to you.

“Mmph- yes ma’am, fuck, I- make me your toy.” He says while roughly fisting his cock and rocking his hips up into his hand with nothing but his tac pants on and open.

He cums with his eyes half lidded and unfocused with his cheeks a bright pretty pink and he’s never looked so fucking whorish oh my god.

If only he knew how thin the walls were in the barracks, and how deep your fingers were in your cunt listening to him…

#call of duty #cod mw #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #soap #soap x reader #soap cod #soap cod x reader #soap mactavish #soap mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish

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My day today:

1. Had a dermatologist app to figure out why my hair is falling out (didn’t make it there and lemme tell you why)

2. Ran out of gas on the highway on the way to derm app and called them saying I was gonna be late.

3. Went to get gas and the guy behind me beeped at me and got really agitated for some reason and it made me anxious.

4. Finally got to derm app but couldn’t figure out how to get in and called them telling them I was there but lost for 10 mins.

5. They said I had to reschedule for being late even though I was there when I said I would be, I was just lost.

6. Had a breakdown in the parking garage where people minded their business passing me sobbing.

7. Went to Ulta to try and make myself feel better and buy something nice.

8. The things I bought actually suck ass and I have to return them anyway.

9. Rescheduled derm app to tmr morning so hopefully that goes better.

10. Work at the country club tmr…..

11. Which one do I get:

Spending the rest of the night online shopping for retail therapy.

Save me COD man, COD man save me….

#help #retail therapy #i can never win #hopefully tomorrow is better #save me cod man #cod man save me #call of duty

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AHHHHH I NEED HIM SO BAD

currently thinking about the moment the boys all collectively realise that you are the captain’s favourite

the boonie hat. it sounds silly but john is very protective about that hat in the sense that he doesn’t allow a single soul to touch it. one time ghost misplaced it and got an earful for weeks about how he had to get a new one and it didn’t feel the same as his old one

during the third week of this earache, ghost made the silly mistake of saying, ‘it’s jus’ a bloody hat, captain.’ price spent the rest of the week being a petty bastard

people used up all of simon’s earl grey? it’s just tea, lieutenant. lost one of his favourite knives on a mission? just a weapon, simon. simon learned never to touch that bloody hat ever again

or that time when gaz dared soap so swipe the hat from his head and bolt down the hallway whilst price was in the middle of an important conversation with laswell. once john caught up with him he was rewarded with 6 weeks of cleaning duty and getting his ass absolutely handed to him in front of the new recruits

gaz filmed the whole thing and showed it to everyone, earning 6 weeks of scrubbing floors on his knees right next to johnny

but when you have a bit too much to drink at whatever shithole bare they were drinking in and drag your captain on to the dance floor? he smiles and they think you’re about to be sent to an early grave

the sounds of roxette coming from the old jukebox send your body into a routine of seductive swaying. all eyes are on you especially when you reach up to grab his boonie hat from his head before placing it on your own

tipsy giggles leave your throat as you dance, taking the tumbler of scotch from his hand and taking a sip. tilting your head and biting your lip as you look at him

you’re laughing death in the face, the boys think. the captain is about to wipe that smirk off of your face and make you ever regret touching his beloved hat. you’re about to learn the painful lesson they all endured

or so they thought. john doesn’t do anything except stand there, arms folded over his chest in the middle of the room as he watches you with pure amusement, “better give that back, trouble…”

“or what, cap’n?” you giggle out, taking another sip of his drink. he takes a few steps forward before pulling you against his chest, his cheeks pulling up into a smile

“or i’ll take it from ya.” he chuckles, taking a hand up to pull the hat down over your eyes as he locks his arms around your waist, swaying you to the music

just a few feet away, the boys still sit at their booth. slouched in the booth with cross pours written across their faces,

“well, I guess it’s obvious who the favourite is.” johnny grumbles out as the other nod along in agreement

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I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE. I CAN’T. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT THE REACTOR MISSION AT THE END OF ACT II IN COD ZOMBIES AND I CAN’T DO IT. IT’S SO HARD. I’VE BEEN TRYING FOR MONTHS

#call of duty #cod #cod mw #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #cod zombies

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Yeah. This would cure me..

I am once again thinking of the domestic life with Price.

How he’d come home, take off his jacket and shoes, and first thing he does is find you.

Showers together are one of his favourites. If he’s taking a shower and not in a hurry (i.e. in the morning), you bet your ass he’s trying to coax you to shower with him. Especially if it is something you struggle with. Somehow, he makes it so much of an easier task. Holding you, scrubbing you, anything. Hell, he’d personally install a second shower head for it, just to make sure neither of you gets cold during the shower.

The things this man will cook for you. It’s always been one of his hobbies, and seeing you enjoy his cooking? It just brings him unbridled joy.

And now the reason I wanted to make this post: Goodnight kisses.

Whether you go to bed earlier than him, the same time as him or after him, he’s getting that kiss. Two even if you go earlier or later. If you go earlier, he’ll kiss you goodnight with a little smile and mutter of the words, watching you go before returning to what he was doing. And by the time he gets to bed and sees you already asleep, he’s crawling in and leaning over, pressing a soft kiss to your head or temple before laying down and pulling you in to cuddle.

If you go later? He’s pecking you when he goes to bed, yet once you finally make it to bed too? This man is a surprisingly light sleeper. He wakes, pulls you in and peppers sleepy kisses over you - wherever he can reach in that hazy, sleepy moment.

And if you go to bed at the same time? Just be prepared to be held in a death grip :)

I just need him so much.

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Ok but teasingly grinding up on him while you’re dancing with your friends while he’s surveilling the club from his little corner and he doesn’t lay a hand on you, but his dick is rock fucking hard in his jeans.

He catches the tiniest glimpse of your tiny baby blue panties under your skirt when you lose balance after the few drinks you’ve had and you fall forward to grip the table in front of you to catch your balance.

You’re tipsy and super giggly and he wants nothing more than to grip onto your hips and really show you what a good time looks like out of that cheap club.

giving bouncer vibes. either at a regular dance club, where you and your friends show up so often that the moment he sees you, he just lets y'all pass. he'll chuckle when you snake your finger into his belt loop, tugging it as you purr out your gratitude. he'll definitely stop you next time, gripping your wrist with his callused hand. "playin' a dangerous game, love."

or a strip club, where he's thrown out so many clients for you that he doesn't bat an eye when you run up to him with your cunt on full display. "is it tha' guy again? told laswell lettin' him back in was a mistake. i'll take care of it, love."

phew!

#call of duty #john price #captain john price

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Yeah

I'm just imagining unknowingly giving the 141 boners.

Like, you're just minding your own business. You don't even wear revealing clothes.

For Soap, he gets hard when you get physical with him. Working out, wrestling, or just moving around. Watching you sprint makes him hungry for you. His brain imagines you panting, bent over in those tiny shorts, and flushed with heat. He's not shy about adjusting himself in his shorts either.

For Gaz, it's when you're typing away on a laptop or doing something with some finesse. Watching your fingers work gets him wound up. He can't help but imagine what your grip would feel like around him, or if you'd work him with just as much ease as you do everything else. He's pretty good about discreetly adjusting himself so you won't see his hard-on.

For Price, it's watching you drink something. He feels an unnecessarily large urge to pull your canteen away from your lips just to see the wetness dripping from them. Watching you greedily suck down water makes him throb. He can't help but imagine what it'd look like to have your soft, wet little mouth wrapped tight around him. He stays hard for awhile, but he's pretty good about talking himself down. He could easily have you anyway he wants, but he's better than that. He'll let you come to him.

For Ghost, it's watching you interact with the rest of the team. Watching you get hugs and pats from Soap and Gaz makes him ache with jealousy. He wants you and he's always hard for you. He doesn't even try to hide it.

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@captainswhore PLEASE MAKE THIS A FULL FIC OMG OMG OMG PLEASE I’M BEGGING PLEASE GOD PLEASEEEEEEE

oh you’ve got to be kidding me