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[charlie-artlie]

OH IM SO HAPPY the whole time I was reading escalation I was like oooooh sideswipe is gonna be so pissed you lost his brother AND HE IS!!! WOOHOO

#charlie chatterbox #forgot i made this posts ahahahahahahahahahahaha #still pissed abt this #like im glad sunny is kinda getting closure and healing on his own but like #to completely hand wave this absolutely FUCKED moment from sideswipe is just????? CRAZY #WILL THEY EVER BRING IT UP? DO I EVEN WANT THEM TO #if they never bring it up maube i can just pretend it never happens #RRRRAJAHAG

[charlie-artlie]

It's 4am and I can't sleep so I'm ranting abt transformers comics again

The transformers (2009), and largely all of the "on earth content" thus far, has been kinda annoying tbh. There's lots of good stuff in there and I'm still overall enjoying myself but basically anything involving the humans is just. Wack.

This is largely because none of the human characters are interesting or likeable at all. Verity Jimmy and Hunter were interesting!!! I liked their dynamics for the most part and enjoyed how they interacted with the autobots but all of these badass military guys are boring and stupid! I mean the only one who's fleshed out in the least is Spike who's just supposed to be this sexy badass who's a tactical genius and gets lot of trim but he's the worst lmao. He's overpowered and annoying and just a nothing of a character. Also it's outrageously stupid that he's able to single handedly take down a constructicon with nothing but "dumb tech" like I can't even take that seriously.

But the really irritating thing is I just can't understand why they're still on earth! They keep acting like they're the last of their race and they have no where to go but new people keep showing up! Where tf did cosmos come from?? Shouldn't Optimus, as the leader of their species be like, be trying to pick up the scattered remains of this army after the war?? why ARE we kicking around on the mud ball im with Roddy and the decepticons on this one. Like it's irritating because hot rod is objectively right when he wants to leave! The humans don't want them there and are actively killing them! Perdonally i dont rly like thr implications of what theyre doing to the captured decepticons (but who cares right) but if the concern is decepticon attack roddys right they literally have thay covered (see above, one human single handedly taking down a constructicon). Not to mention we already know they've tortured and mutilated autobots in the past so who's to say they aren't still??

I just don't understand. the constant dick sucking of the human race. Speaking as a human, I don't need this in the story. Why are we constantly being shown that actually it's the humans who are the badasses and the transformers who are at their mercy. First off, I don't believe you, and second off, then why don't they leave??? Like every five minutes we get a speech abt how humans are amazing and resiliant and so powerful and resourceful and and kind and wonderful and the humans are meanwhile like sorry we weren't listening we were too busy inventing a device that makes autobots explode while simultaneously setting off all our nuclear weapons at once.

Honestly I think I wouldn't be so annoyed with the overpowered human race thing, like to a certain extent its an interesting dynamic, but what's most irritating is the autobots reactions to it. After literally everything humans have done to them they're still just like wow, humans are amazing, we should live here forever. This plan sucks!!!! Pls can we plsss just go back to space!!!

........ALSO Optimus just turning himself into the humans custody for bad leadership crimes because,,,,,, humans killed ironhide,, and he feels responsible,,,,,, so he's going to get captured by then, so they can kill the rest of his men without impediment???? Dude, get your boys out of there!!!!

#charlie chatterbox #i need a specific tag for tf ranting #this is disjointed as hell idk if it even makes sense #i started writing this at 3am and it is now 4am so

[charlie-artlie]

First aid stans pls enjoy this alt cover for the transformers vol 12, which is a homage to an x-men comic cover, which is why aid is in the fanservice girl pose

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #i just rly love aid getting relegated to the useless eyecandy role as the pacifist of the group #did a quadruple take when i saw this #but alas he was not on this issue at all #i dont rly get the point of an exclusive alt cover that features characters who arent in this issue at all.... #but idk maybe i just dont get american comics (i dont) #also i love this design for him!!! #i hope this actually gets used for when he does appear #which i dont think has happened yet... idk theyve got a lot going on he mighta been in the bg and i missed it

[charlie-artlie]

I cant stop laughing at this page. The fact that they dropped him in truck mode. And he fell the entire way in truck mode. Just to squash swindle. You can practically hear the anvil dropping sound effect. 10/10 no notes

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #i camt get past this page #everytime i open the browser to keep reading i see this page again and i just cant I CANT

[charlie-artlie]

What if I exploded. Into a millions pieces

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #somebody sedate me #actually going to throw up #can i live??? for 5 seconds can i live?????

[charlie-artlie]

#transformers #💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 #1000 KISS ATTACK

[charlie-artlie]

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #softly boosting this once before it ends #the results are as i imagined but still interesting thank you for your cooperation

[charlie-artlie]

#transformers #rumble and frenzy #charlie chatterbox #ive been reading the comics where fibrir #but i first watched the cartoon where ribfir #so the cognitive dissonance has been rough #it rly fucked me up the first time i went on ebay like i GOTTA get one of these little freaks in my house #and was like haha this stupid packaging got the name wrong!! #oh this one too…. and this one…….. oh god……

[charlie-artlie]

GRRRRRRRR

ranting under the cut 🙃

I'm so baffled by this moment. I don't even get sides arc in this whole ordeal. So he's never actually cared abt his brother and has been seething with jealousy this whole time so he just.... bounces???? Is this supposed to be a good moment for him??? Like??? Oh he can finally move on now???? What IS this????

Does nobody care about sunstreaker??????

Maybe I'm just wildly misreading this moment but like........WHAT IS THIS

#charlie chatterbox #just checking in STILL MADE ABOUT THIS #this was the other thing too it was literally sides spotlight issue and it was like #not. spotlighting him. at all??? #they did this to cyc too #just too much fucking going on #god. just to think we might have gotten good brother meta if not for time constraints … im gonna be sick #and the thing abt not bringing up brotherhood at all was also a weird… choice #for a second i was almost like… are they not?? in this version?? #blargh

[charlie-artlie]

ranting under the cut 🙃

I'm so baffled by this moment. I don't even get sides arc in this whole ordeal. So he's never actually cared abt his brother and has been seething with jealousy this whole time so he just.... bounces???? Is this supposed to be a good moment for him??? Like??? Oh he can finally move on now???? What IS this????

Does nobody care about sunstreaker??????

Maybe I'm just wildly misreading this moment but like........WHAT IS THIS

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #maybe its just chz its 1am but im unreasonably upset abt this #i didnt expect them to be besties but like #rescuing someone from torture is the right thing to do #literally. they were ON earth. IS NO ONE GETTING HIM SERIOUSLY

[charlie-artlie]

#oh my god i do this #i have no idea how rude this is actually considered #discord makes me so anxious im sowwy ;u;

[charlie-artlie]

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[charlie-artlie]

Ratchet in infiltration appreciation post

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #did they have to make him so gorgeous..... im trying to enjoy this plot of mystery and intrigue #but im horribly distracted by this beautiful medical officer....

[charlie-artlie]

on a related note everyone was right when they said breast wars was good and it’s driving me crazy. it doesn’t even look bad anymore i feel like i’m being gaslighted

#charlie chatterbox #the dynop is CRAZY #episode 10???? some of the gayest tf stuff i’ve ever seen #dynobot……my beloved…….

[charlie-artlie]

did a big cartoon spittake when i got this ad while watching beast wars

#transformers #transformers one #charlie chatterbox #it’s trimmed down! wonder how many trailers we’ll get…

[charlie-artlie]

not everybody will get it but i love you biblically toy accurate tf one soundwave i hope you turn into a little vehicle

#transformers one #transformers #THANK YOU #stg if i see one nore person call him ugly its on sight #shes literally my wife

[charlie-artlie]

D-16/Megatron in TRANSFORMERS ONE

#transformers #transformers one #tbh i rly love how theyve stylized them #the textured metal of the face and the layering in the eyes... mwah