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I've been on a little thought train of s/o's learning each others cultures so I gotta know your take on how the matsus would react to their s/o saying "I love you" in Japanese 💙

Hi my friend, I know you're taking a break from Ososan right now, but I was feeling a type of way about this prompt and wanted to answer this. I hope it's okay if we kind of go the route of this being the first time you say it to them. Lots of fluff, and a little bit of angst here and there but they all end happily! Under the cut!

Osomatsu would actually panic, completely bypassing the fact that you're actually learning his mother tongue. Though he presents himself as a very carefree kind of guy, the idea of love - real, true love, is a very deep feeling that he's a little afraid of facing. He may slip up and say something less graceful like "Same!" or "Me too!" and quite frankly he won't understand your disappointment at first. But after discussing it with his brothers, who all tell him he's a fucking MORON for responding that way, he actually does some real introspective work and realizes that's he's being incredibly dumb for not being able to say it back off the bat. Of course he loves you. So the next time he sees you, he'll ask you nonchalantly to repeat that new phrase you learned recently, and with some hesitance you do. He smirks with some softness, faces you, and repeats your words back to you.

Karamatsu sings your praises of learning Japanese, knowing very well that you both are trying to learn each others' language. It will take him a minute to register exactly what you've said, but when it does, he pauses. His face is blank for a second; at first you think you've said something wrong (or possibly even said it too soon), but then you see the tears corner in his eyes. Now he has you panicking, but he takes your hands before you even know what to do with them. He'll ask you "...Me?...Are you sure?" and it reminds that you that for as confident as he seems, Karamatsu does have his insecurities. It almost breaks your heart at his question of disbelief. But you reassure him, hand to his cheek and say it again. To which he wilts, letting a tear or two fall as he takes you in his arms and tells you how happy he is you feel the same.

Choromatsu is so excited that you're learning more and more phrases! He understands that Japanese isn't an easy language to learn so he's very keen on helping you out as much as possible. Like his older brother however, he too doesn't realize what you'd said right away. His face immediately drops into that signature blank Matsuno stare when it registers. He promptly grabs some q-tips, fiercely cleaning his ears before insisting he heard you wrong and asking you to repeat yourself. When you attempt to he screams for you to stop, "I'M NOT READY, WAIT WAIT WAIT!" and he turns his back to you, face in hands. It goes on this way for a few minutes before you decided to tell him to forget what you said - clearly what you've said bothers him. Surprisingly he grasps your hand before you can turn away, his grip unsure, but still clasped around you. "Me too...I...love you too." His back is still turned to you as he says this, but you can hear it in his voice that he's sincere. What you don't see is the half-lidded gaze of relief under his palm, and the cherry red blush dusting his cheeks.

Ichimatsu right away is taken aback by your words. So much so that his hand comes to his drumming chest in an act to stop his heart from beating out of his ribcage. He backs away from you, looking almost insulted. There's a very clear internal struggle within him as he can't properly process your words of affection. So instead, he runs. Undoubtedly you're confused and a little upset, not quite expecting him to turn tail on you at your exclamation of love in his native language. You know Ichimatsu well enough to know that what he needs most is space. The rest of the day the poor fourth born needs to constantly be held at bay from bashing his head through the walls of the Matsuno household. All of his siblings reassure him that he can still fix things. How could he run from you when you told him you loved him? He felt like the scum of the earth. Would you even forgive him? Of course you wouldn't, who was he kidding. The chatter of self-depreciation drowned out his thoughts so deafeningly that he hadn't even realized you had made your way to his home. It wasn't until your arms had circled around his back and your chin tucked at his shoulder that he was shaken back to presence; and then it hits him. You love him. You love him. You spend time with him. You make him laugh. In your arms he feels relaxed, safe even. How could he...? His forehead leans wearily against your shoulder. You begin to apologize for making uncomfortable, but before more than a few words escape you he cuts you off with his own expression of love. It's quiet and muffled, but you hear him. The sweet silence that follows is filled with nothing but comfort.

Jyushimatsu basically shouts about how really good your pronunciation is! He's happy that you're learning Japanese as he wants to be able to have full conversations with you as much as he can. He's not aloof however, he knows exactly what you said. That's why in less than a minute you're lifted into his arms, being tossed ceremoniously a few times before your face is littered with kisses. His normally bright personality shines at another level at your loving words. He presses a few more kisses to your face before exclaiming that he loves you the same in Japanese alongside you. It's an exchange that leaves you both feeling on cloud nine for the remainder of the day.

Todomatsu opens his mouth to say something, but instead tries to bite back an overjoyed smile. Deciding to be cheeky he responds with, "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you, can you say that again?" You think at first he actually didn't hear what you said you repeat yourself, but after he asks you to reiterate what you said, you quickly catch on. That doesn't deter you though and you play him at his own game. It doesn't take long before he ends up almost as pink as his wardrobe, laughing softly before he stops you from repeating yourself one more time. Instead he asks you out of the blue if you want to take a selfie with him. You're caught off guard by the request, but you oblige, posing with him. Just before he snaps the pic, you feel lips press to your cheek. In the softest voice he can muster he whispers his own words of affection in Japanese. When he pulls away it's your turn to wear some color on your cheeks whilst Todomatsu raves about how adorable your selfie came out.

#BARB!!! #IT'S BARB!!! #I LOVE YOU BARB #IT'S AMAZING #YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION #Osomatsu san #Osomatsu san headcanons #headcanons #Osomatsu #Choromatsu

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Self-shippers in the Oso-san fandom when Totoko

seeing canon x canon art with your f/o in it and it’s really really cute and well done but it makes you so jealous you want to turn radioactive

#am i right #osomatsu san

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#totoko yowai #Osomatsu san #osomatsu san fanart #fanart #man ive been thinking about totoko a lot lately #she's cool actually

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#HFJSNFNSNFHNABFBABEVAVVFBSBnd #OOOOHHHH JESUS #LORD HAVE MERCY #HE'S SO HANDSOME #EEEEEEEEEEEEEE #Choromatsu #Osomatsu san #osomatsu san fanart #fanart #AMAZING FANART

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Osomatsu San cat keychains for sale! (⋆)

#Osomatsu san #official

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I decided to watch "Hatsukoi Monster" again because it was one of the first animes I ever watched and not five minutes into the first chapter my brain short-circuits.

Not fucking Osomatsu Matsuno sneaking into the only other anime I've decided to watch recently. Jesus, why?! I was trying to watch literally anything but Oso-san!

Now it's not "I'll watch Hatsukoi Monster (despite the messed up plot) because it reminds me of good times long gone by".

It's "I'll watch Hatsukoi Monster because fucking OSOMATSU MATSUNO calls the female protag cute and things alike".

I'm sorry for being alive.

#this is getting ridiculous man #i can't escape these NEETs for the life of me #i recognized his voice so fast it hurt #osomatsu san #hatsukoi monster #chorodevotee has spoken

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I finally figured out how to display my mini figures, they shall now keep company to miku♡

#it's so cute!! #i have the same figurines #but why are they a different color?!? #shinies?! #uh?!? #Osomatsu san

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Ichimatsu: Osomatsu nii-san!

Osomatsu: Aw what is it, Ichimacchan?

Ichimatsu: [starts shitting on the table]

Osomatsu:

#HAHAHAHAHA #LMAO #Osomatsu san

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a doodle i will probably never finish because my old laptop broke and now the file is lost forever :`)

#Ichimatsu #Osomatsu san #fanart

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What is this. This is official art. Wha-- Huh?

#what the dog doing #Ichimatsu #Osomatsu san #he cute BUT WHAT IS THE CONTEXT #official art #official art Osomatsu san

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something terrible happened here

#OH NO #WHAT HAPPENED #JYUSHIII

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rewatching this show in ur 20’s is crazyyyyy

#fr fr #osomatsu san #osomatsu fanart #amazing fanart!!

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No way. Did I miss Choromatsu day? It was yesterday, wasn't it?! Oh, the misery. Why must I have such a bad sense of time?

#me -> dumbass #chorodevotee has spoken

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Ok so... I wanted to draw something simple and suddenly jyushimatsu came 2 my mind hehe

#so cute!!! #osomatsu san #jyushimatsu #amazing fanart!! #fanart #osomatsu fanart

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The Matsu's preferred weapons (Medieval AU)

There's a Hesokuri Wars set about this exact topic. I wanted to share my thoughts on it!

Osomatsu

Osomatsu is the one you'd expect to have a normal sword by default. I mean, why wouldn't he? He doesn't come across as the kind of person who'd be too strategic or picky about his weapon of choice. As long as he gets to do stuff, he'll roll with whatever!

So... the staff gave him a lance. And, you know what? There's really nothing wrong with that. It's different from the usual "Osomatsu gets the basic option" trope that HW had going on. It looks cool and it makes sense that he would use a weapon like that, but... Come on.

Osomatsu is a simple man. I think a standard sword is perfect for him. He can even have a shield, too. As a treat.

Besides, I have my reasons (it's only one) to give the lance to someone else.

Karamatsu

As for Karamatsu… Yeah, the long sword is perfect for him. Completely agreed with the (kinda? Is HW canon?) canon choice. Of course he'd use something big and eye-catching. Maybe he'd even try to customize the damn thing. Make it sparkly or have his name inscribed into the sword's metal.

Alternatively, I think double swords would also be a great choice for him. He'd get to do some sick poses with his swords while he fights. Surely he'd use some convoluted fighting style that looks like a dance; exaggerated, but deadly... Or, at least, he thinks it looks like that.

Also: Two swords, he's the second son… Yeah. It checks out.

Choromatsu

Remember the lance? Yes, the one I mentioned like 10 seconds ago. I just happened to have the perfect excuse to hand the thing to Choromatsu.

You see, the name "Choromatsu" comes from the japanese onomatopoeia "choro-choro." It apparently means "the way children and small things move around quickly". Can you already see where I'm going with this?

I can just picture this 5'3 king, ramming into battle with a pointy, sharp lance. I'm pretty sure running away from his problems is Choromatsu's favorite thing to do, so he'll have no problem using this weapon since it involves a lot of running!

I can also see him using a bow, which is as much, if not more, of a classic weapon than the lance itself. But let's face it, Choromatsu with a lance is way cooler (and it's unique and meaningful, too).

Ichimatsu

A crossbow is an interesting choice for a person like Ichimatsu, who is often portrayed as someone of very low energy. I like it, yes… But consider, whatever the hell is this:

Ichimatsu can be lazy sometimes… But not when it comes to violence, I think. Is this anything? I'm pretty sure he'd enjoy the absolute carnage that comes with using a weapon like this.

Jyushimatsu (no way, there's no yellow?! I'm sorry, Jyushi!)

The HW staff gave this man an axe. A giant one at that. He is an absolute unit and I can totally respect that, I love me a good axe representation, but… It seems a bit out of character to me. Am I the only one?

Jyushi can be violent, yes… But an axe? That feels excessive. Also, I just don't understand how the staff missed the opportunity to give him something like this:

Look at it. Now, look me in the eyes and tell me it doesn't resemble a baseball bat even JUST a little bit.

This was the obvious choice for him, so why did they not give him a [whatever the hell this thing is called]?

Perhaps it was too gruesome? I mean, it can't possibly be more gruesome than an axe, right? Also, this would have made for a excellent visual gag. It would have been perfect! Oh, how it hurts to have such big brain that only has objectively correct ideas!

Todomatsu

Finally… Totty. Oh, Totty. What a sneaky little rat you are.

I'll admit that a shield with spikes is an amazing choice for him. The thing is heart-shaped! Very cute. Very cute, Totty… While the combo of a sword and a shield is an absolute classic and doesn't look bad on him at all, I must say…

Let's give this man a dagger and see what happens.

"Ah! Oh, no, I've fallen!" Todomatsu whines, curled up on the ground of the battlefield. With fat tears in his eyes, he tries to shield his body with his arms. "And I don't have a weapon, oh! Whatever shall I do!"

And then, when somebody approaches… BOOM. 37 STAB WOUNDS IN FIVE SECONDS. YOU'RE DONE, BABE.

He'd be an absolute menace with a dagger. Maybe the staff knew this. Maybe it IS for the best that he doesn't have a dagger.

#osomatsu san #mr osomatsu #osomatsu san headcanons #headcanons #headcanon #medieval au #osomatsu #karamatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #todomatsu #totty!!! #hesokuri wars #hesokuri wars knight #knight #MORE NORMAL HEADCANONS ARE COMING SOON #I SWEAR #sadly I seem to have a severe case of medieval au brainrot dfshkdfsdhfs #i just they're neat #also the prince!choromatsu smut #i am working on it

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Osomatsu-san/Hesokuri Wars staff really was like: Put those beasts in a situation

#that's pretty much all the anime (and every other piece of Oso-san media) is about #isn't it? #osomatsu san #chorodevotee has spoken #currently working on some mediaval AU headcanons and some Prince!Choromatsu smut #i do be putting those beasts in many unlikely situations

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Imagine sharing indirect kisses with an easily flustered f/o, whether or not you're oblivious to the way both your lips happen to touch the same object (like a bottle, spoon or sharing a straw), your f/o would turn red each time it happens. Even if it makes them embarrassed.. why should they point it out?

☁︎✧.* proship/comship DNI *.✧☁︎

#doing this to Choromatsu #he would notice #and turn all red #but he wouldn't say a word about it #haaaaaau #so cute!!! wanna tease him like that!! #Choromatsu #choromatsu matsuno #osomatsu san