i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
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Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
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rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
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You chonky little one are adorable x
Aww thank you, I was always chonky. Now I’m super chonky
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My belly is so big and round now
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My autistic ass helping my autistic son write a cover letter
Me: No, the date has to be written out, like, the name of the month, then the day, comma, year.
Him: They're just making it hard on purpose, aren't they.
Me: There are just a lot of arcane rules for this. Think of it like glyphs.
Him: Right. You wouldn't want to summon the wrong demon.
Me: Correct. So, now you need a salutation.
Him: Mighty Oceiros, the Consumed King...
Me: Not that salutation.
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This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw
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just a reminder that t*rfs are not and will never be welcome on my blog i think you are embarrassments to humankind and you should be ashamed of subscribing to a belief system based on hate and white supremacy
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terrible website feature that came to me in a dream
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all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives
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