as i sit here typing this out i am bloated as hell. i hadn’t eaten all day and bird ended up getting a big order from panera tonight hehe. lots of bread, soup, and sandwiches 😋😋😋😋(i ate everything i ordered)
first is before, second is after. crazy how much my fatty body blows up as soon as i get stuffed heehee
here’s another before and after in the front angle. uuuuuf
looking up my bmi which is 36 im obese according to it but like i dont know if my idea of what obese looks like but i swear im not obese yet im only 230 like that’s just like slightly chubby im barely fat but obese there must be a mistake somehow
"Hi, yeah, my friend here whants to order the sixtuple heart attack burger with extra clogginess and more cholesterol dressing. also they want their fries double deep fried.
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what do you mean none of that t is supposed to be eaten in one sitting? just prepare the order!! if you worry so much just call the ambulance before they start eating.
oh i almost forget, make the heart buster shake a bit less sugary. my val here needs to be eating less of that"
Hard to even fit in a car let alone heave your fat laden body out of it when you weigh more than 700lbs and don't fit behind the steering wheel anymore...
well it’s official ive hit the 230s i just wiped off my scale and fixed the uneven surface and im 232 on a empty stomach im gonna never be thinner again