#ask jaba

[jabathegut]

I cant stop chugging these things🥵

#bhm #male feedee #bhm belly #ask jaba #weight gain #fat belly #belly kink #female feeder #make me fatter #fat #glorify obesity #obesity

[traphomesworld]

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#bhm weight gain #male feedee #bhm belly #ask jaba #weigh gain kink #obesity #converse

[jrueships]

If Alpey and Jaba got ice cream together, which flavours do you think they’d choose? 🤔🍨🍨

From the way Jabari acts, some people would mistake him to be a pretty boring guy when it comes to tastes in food. He's a creature of comfort who, if uncomfortable, will battle and yell with all the ferocity of a territorial lemming to regain it. However, some people tend to oversee that comfort and luxury can come hand in hand. Jabari is not the man who will play it safe, he will squint at the ice cream's menu and carefully select one of the most obscure options ever after conducting some serious research either beforehand or during the process. This research includes asking the employees what they think of the dessert. Even if there's a line of hungry kids and their late to work parents waiting behind him, Jabari will hush the ground so he can calculate All the options to come to a stable conclusion that Yes, this Is, in fact, The Best choice of item to spend my money on. He probably likes combinations, like an upside down banana split or something odd like that. If he's buying ice cream at a place that's stabilized itself by making good ice cream, it can't just be any ice cream he can just buy at a store then. It has to be THEIR SPECIAL ice cream. He's here for luxury and specifics, whatever the ice cream store says they can do the best, like, actually do in terms of making it, sprucing it up with syrups and fruits, and decorating it all nice and different, mixing it, etc, he'll buy it. I feel like he'd be one of those people that buys those really fancy overloaded ice cream shakes where there's like syrup or crumbs decorating the outside of the cup like sugar on an alcoholic beverage and there's a brownie bar on top for extra extra appearance appeal.

Meanwhile, alpey just wants some Dondurma, which is a Turkish ice cream notable for its hard texture and melt resistance, so he brings his own special knife and fork sets, one for him, one for jaba so they can cut into their ice cream bricks :] !! He's fond of the sweeter flavors, but they can't be artifical. ... sadly, there is no delicious Dondurma, and the ice cream just melts and slips between the slits of his special fork with much despair and pity. His ice cream lacks the sweetness and realness he desires, and they have no honey !!!! It's not stretchy or chewy at all! the texture is almost nothing !!!

It's okay, though, because Jabari orders him something special off the menu, an ornate mixture of various fruits and syrups and decorative pizzazz that they both end up using their forks to eat it. The creature of luxury cannot stand to see his fellow critter in need lack his own creaturely comforts. Before Jabari orders Alpey a new unique ice cream, he coaxes (demands) alpey to try a spoo-forkful of the carefully considered dessert of Jabari's choosing. Once he can tell Alpey likes Jabari's ice cream more than the simple and safe one he chose, Jabari buys Alpey something similar but with more sweetness. Cue another hour long research session that makes the poor teenagers groan as they watch their line grow longer and longer behind the happy couple(?) clinging onto their weird little forks instead of spoons.

#i think jabari and alpey are a strange mix of picky and also ill eat whatever x likes #jabari wants high quality recommendations #hes open to options... but they have to be Good #and you have to be reliable or confident when offering them or else he'll shake his head and close down on you for even trying #when clearly #youre not ready to help his precise culinary demands #alpey is more like.. i eat what i like and what i dont like.. i dont eat <3 #i feel like he likes sweets and chewy texture #but if it's too chewy that it becomes a chore to eat #he stops and puts away the rest as leftovers #meanwhile jabari buys with the purpose of not having any leftovers #he wants something that will clean his plate at the end #he'll only take desserts so he can try to replicate the recipe at home since he loves it so much #alpey is too lazy for that #bro just wants ice cream 😭 #but it also needs to be ice cream he likes !!! #he likes the ice cream his family would have! #... he does not have that here #it's ok tho bcs jabari is very interested in learning new things especially in food and sports so maybe #one day he'll surprise alpey with some jaba made alpey ice cream #!!! #ted asks #HOW CUTE! I LOVED THIS ASK! I LOVE THE GUNSMITH PROPAGANDA SPREADING!!! IT'S SO CUTE #alpey #jaba #theyre so puppykitten love to me

[therxtking]

who are some writers in the rpc that inspire you the most?

@skxrbrand obvs. My beloved.

@warhammer-fantasy-muses

@intxlligentminds

@vehxmence

& @hxnger-unbcund

They inspire me to be more active and with new ideas and passion every time I see them on dash or in pms. They're incredible wonderful friends and have really been there for me. I love ALL of my mutuals! But these have become the closest to me through OOC and IC interactions. They're also just so cool and experienced they blow my mind.

#answered #asks #mun #mun stuff #jaba #jaba speaks #moots #MY BELOVED MOOTS #I love you ALL but these ones are the oldest and most interactive with me.

[twobruhsinahottub]

My mums friend wore rainbow shoelaces the other day. Shes in her 40s but very versed on pop culture. I said "Did you steal those from the president" and pointed at her laces. She just stared like i was nuts.....am I chronically online or do people just not get these references anymore.....

Also, my mum wanted pizza with nothing but sauce and mushrooms once and i said "so you want none pizza left mushrooms?" And once again....the stare....she did not understand.....

And once, i said "did you cw your pomegranate" to someone and again THE STARE

Even referenced dash con recently when trying to explain the glascow willy wonka thing and no one got it. Not even when i said "the piss ballpit?"

I WASNT EVEN ON TUMBLR UNTIL 2021 AND I STILL GET THESE THINGS!!!!! WHY PEOPLE WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!! AMERICA EGGSPLAIN!!!!

#also vine refrences #no one gets those #i said “why are you ronnin” to someone and they asked why i said it “like that” #gurl.... #its a vine... #same with “oovoo jaba” #america eggsplain... #vine #iconic tumblr moments

[shoomlah]

Hello Claire! I was wondering if I could ask about a bit of one of your pieces. In the Mos Eisley Morning piece, there's a bit of writing on the right-hand side (above the astromech). May I ask what it says? Thanks!

it says "KARK JABA" or the equivalent of "FUCK JABBA" in Huttese—Disney made me take it out for the final, unfortunately. 😅

#ask #dorkboy #star wars #huttese

[rubywolf0201]

My thoughts on BUCCHIGIRI?! Episode 11 aka the most traumatizing episode I’ve ever seen

WARNING: *Contain spoilers for Episode 11*

- This was the most harrowing episode ever! Like man. We got lots of reveal!

- Ok so for the opening scene it’s a flashback. There was some oppression breaking out at where Ichiya and Senya is living at, Senya and Ichiya are still training to be Honki people but however, there was a change in Ichiya’s attitude. He became much more hostile and vengeful at Senya’s playfulness and during their last match together, Ichiya tried to brutalize Senya. Senya didn’t understand why Ichiya has become like that but….

- Just as Ichiya was about to land a blow, he was shoot at behind by some unknown assailants. Senya screamed out for Ichiya but he was shoot as well. Closer look at what the assailants are holding are the flintlock pistols that would soon house both Senya and Ichiya spiritually.

- Also can I take a moment’s notice to observe that in Senya’s dying scene, he’s reaching out to Ichiya before he died as well.

- This was the backstory Senya told Arajin but Arajin was mad that he told him much later and that he was planning to kill him but Senya said that he planned to return Arajin mentally once his score with Ichiya is settled but Arajin too mad about it, told him to get lost. Senya was sad about it but also said that he felt some kind of bonding with Arajin before he disappeared.

- Back to Matakara, we see him beating up a bunch of random thugs and HOLY SHIT! I CALLED IT! HE HAD AN EVIL MAKEOVER!!! HE IS NOW WEARING A DIFFERENT INNER LAYER!!!

- Ok so now his hoodie is now a dark blue and is now showing cleavage with the metal bullet between his chest.

- Just as Matakara is walking back, Arajin was waiting for him and tried to warn Matakara about Ichiya’s plan but Matakara, who is still being manipulated, brushed it off thinking that Arajin doesn’t him want to be strong and that he is perfectly ok with letting Ichiya taking over his body.

- Ichiya questioned why didn’t Matakara go after Arajin since he has Senya with him but Matakara said that he wants to beat Kenichiro first.

- The Siguma goons are sitting at a playground and just being worried in general about how Matakara just outright pummeled Marito and wondering about the status of Siguma and if it will fall.

- While walking back to school, we have the NNL segment but this time it’s a lot more somber and we don’t see the customer freaking out. But that being said, it is also a lot….darker when The Customer ordered for Jasmine again and he started getting weird (I’m thinking it’s foreshadowing the finale)

- The aftermentioned goons went to the Siguma base , clearly worried before they saw Outa. He punched into the ground hard (guess they weren’t lying about how his punch can break concrete in Episode 3) because of what happenedast episode before declaring that Siguma isn’t dead.

- Meanwhile Marito is still out cold and Mahoro is watching over him. It’s pretty saddening to hear when Outa came by and had said that Marito hasn’t even woken up for 3 days!

- Also I think it’s kind of nice to see Mahoro having a cordial relationship with Outa and the latter being worried about her. But still it really hurt to see Mahoro crying about Marito’s conditions. (I know she’s a huge weirdo around her brother but still I can’t help but feel for her really)

- When Outa got out, Jabashiri and Hague’s came by (@hiphopcherrrypop YOUR BOYS ARE BACK!!!) and asked about Marito’s conditions to which Outa replied to what he has relayed to Mahoro.

- Angered, Jabashiri tried to confront Matakara one more time but Hagure stopped him and scolded on how he is not in any condition to fight but not before slapping him across the face to calm him down. (Man, the way this scene reads is kind of something you would see in a shoujo manga)

- Also, Hagure called Jaba a blockhead. (I swear these two are in love with each other)

- Outa was glad to hear about the dedication that both Jabashiri and Hagure had for Siguma and patted them on their backs.

- Meanwhile with Minato Kai, the two men guarding Kenichiro’s room are discussing about how Matakara is going against the creed of Minato Kai and how it isn’t like him at all. But speak of the devil, Matakara attacked the guards.

- Zabu, Komao and the rest of Minato Kai arrived to witness everything that has happened. Zabu and Komao were visibly angered at how their friend is going back to the horrific mindset he used to have before joining Minato Kai. Matakara however did not care and brushed these two off as always.

- Also we got a flashback to how the friend group is formed. Zabu was the first to arrive and wanting to join the group but then he met Komao around the same time. Just then, they heard some beatings coming from behind and that’s when they met Matakara. They were also the ones to watch him get his ass handed by Kenichiro but however this sparked an interest in Zabu.

- During lunch break, Zabu tossed a juice box to Matakara all the while looking tsun tsun about it but Komao convinced the latter otherwise about how he felt about Matakara.

- Look I know some ppl have reservations about Zabu and Komao but let’s face it: Matakara, Zabu and Komao are ride and die buddies for each other and it shows in earlier episodes.

- But back to reality, we see Matakara proposing a challenge to Kenichiro, the latter whilst did not speak, accepted it. Which horrified everyone at Minato Kai.

- With Arajin, his mind is left wandering on how to save Matakara to the point of getting the order wrong with his customers but however once the ate the fried rice they just ate it without a care in the world.

- Just then, Kenichiro came into the shop and asking for Arajin’s assistance. (Also Mrs Tomoshibi igushing about Kenichiro is just too funny) While outside, they have an unseen conversation that would later be cut into the later scene.

- In the next scene, that took place after school, we see Zabu and Komao together, pondering about the fight that took place. Zabu had an idea and asked Komao to go fetch Arajin. Komao had no idea but he went with it anyways to go get Arajin. Zabu on the other hand was planning something drastic.

- While Arajin is resting in his room, Mrs Tomoshibi called for Arajin but before Arajin could answer, Komao barged in and dragged Arajin to Ichizu Bay to watch the ensuing fight.

- Meanwhile with Zabu, he stopped Matakara in his tracks and tried to convince him to change back to the way he used to be. And so he tried to fight off Matakara but this would later proved to be a very VERY fatal fight.

- OH MY FRICKIN GOD!!! THE FIGHT BETWEEN ZABU AND MATAKARA WAS JUST DOWNRIGHT TERRIFYING AND SAD. ALSO, THE WAY ZABU SAID THAT HE WOULD ALWAYS SEE MATAKARA AS HIS FRIEND BEFORE HE PASSED OUT!!!

- WRITERS PLS SAY THAT HE ISN’T DEAD! PLS SAY DON’T SAY THAT ZABU DIED ON THE ROAD TRYING TO STOP MATAKARA!!!!!!!

- Meanwhile with Komao and Arajin, they’re watching the ensuing fight that is happening with Kenichiro and Matakara. The same goes for the members watching it as well.

- If you think Zabu’s was heartbreaking, Kenichiro is the same as well and equally so. Just seeing Matakara trying to go up to Ken and doing the same thing he did back when he was just a unrecruited member is just 😢.

- Akutaro happens to be there to witness the scene out of sight probably to see Ichiya’s downfall but I won’t comment much about him since he is basically irrelevant in this one.

- Matakara as always engulfed himself in Ichiya’s power once again and repeatedly shouted ‘Go Down!’ at Ken over and over again. (Which is saddening cause earlier episodes clearly have him respect Kenichiro and the latter knew his brother very well)

- Komao leaving right in the middle of fight to check up on Zabu. (Boi pls don’t you would not like what you see what happened with your friend)

- And if that wasn’t enough, we got a backstory on the Asamine’s! Mr and Mrs Asamine basically abandoned their two children for some unknown bullshit reasons (SO THE MATAKARA AND MITSUKUNI ORPHAN HEADCANON/THEORIES ARE TRUE!!!) leaving their older son to care for his younger brother. But right after Mitsukuni got arrested for saving his friends, Matakara would then go through dubious means to achieve power. (Showing he isn’t the sunshine puppy dog boi he is always presented to be)

- Oh and one thing that shattered my heart: Matakara removing the jacket Mitsukuni gave to him along with the armbands and threw it right in front of Ken! (This is just horrible!)

- Matakara would then lament how he would beat Arajin in which Ichiya smiled devilishly regarding how his revenge on Senya would come.

- Arajin went back to the Honki temple to reinstate Senya back but this time with a new resolve to bring back Matakara.

#rubi’s post #bucchigiri?! #meta #thoughts #review

[daisychains111]

incorrect chb camper quotes but it's actually just my sister's quotebook from Twitter

Disclaimer: This post is gonna be LONG AF

Percy: "Ahh, die quieter"

Clarisse to Silena: "Do I look majestic?"

Will: "I live in America. Cultures?... casserole"

Nico: "At-home lobotomy"

Baby Nico to Clarisse: "You look like Harry Potter, You just need a scar black hair, different clothes, and to be a boy. "

Annabeth:"I don't know if I have enough sanity for 2 Holy books"

Leo: "I've seen titties before....not really in person, but yk"

Annabeth: "Do you have ears?"

Jason: "I kinda wanna work at Taco Bell"

Piper: "I've never been passive-aggressive in my life"

Will to Apollo: "There's no batteries in my butt Dad I'm not a robot"

Clarisse: "I'm not upset I don't hold grudges"

Ares to Clarisse: "I don't like your clothes it forces me to look at you"

Frank to Leo: "It's not 'drip' it's stupid"

Travis to the whole Hermes Cabin: "I'm the Rizzington bear... like Paddington bear but Rizz" (after his 1st date with Katie)

Nico: "I love Olive Garden, I wish Italians were real"

Rachel: "Come on, you guys stop trying to cockblock the view"

Katie: "If people can smoke weed in the middle of the day, then I can drink chamomile tea"

Rachel: "You don't want to piss me off I'm witewally a werewolf"

Piper about Jason: "All my friends are boys, and one just died... he would have made a great bridesmaid"

Frank: "I was doing a silly but the funny didn’t land"

Jason: "Why am I white"

Rachel: "I am not a whore, I am a celibate queen!"

Drew: "It's not the fashion statement that you think it is"

Nico about the Ares Cabin: "They're gonna call you a slur, but they're gonna be really nice about it"

Piper to Annabeth: "If we both think it, it's not bitchy"

Grover: "I'm just gonna write a paragraph or two about global warming"

Annabeth"I have like a 7th-grade reading level!!! (this is impressive when you're dyslexic)

Jason: "Dude I love yoga"

Will: "They say that Utah is the promise land"

Kayla: *explains what a text-fic is to grandparents (Apollo)*

Clarisse: "Put that on your Twitter!" *points knife at me*

Travis: "Do you eat?"

Katie: "...um yes?"

Travis: "Oh, I mean do you want to eat." (when he asked Katie out the first time)

Hazel: "That's not gonna change my heart. That's just gonna make me cry!"

Alabaster: "I wanna find someone somewhere to impregnate and then steal the baby......Where's your Twitter, that was kinda funny"

Percy about Leo: "I would spoon that man so hard"

Frank: "The closer I get to nature, the closer I get to being a werewolf"

Apollo: "I feel like Jaba the Hut"

Rachel: "It's because you ate girl dinner"

Apollo (same convo^)"I fell asleep, and I woke up, and I ate a girl dinner, and I didn't feel that good"

Percy: Don't mind me just cleaning the ocean" *hand angrily on hip*

Will to the Stolls: "Although my bellybutton was once my mouth I don't want soda in it!!"

Connor: "Look at how majestic I am"

Clarisse: *gasps* *throws uno cards* "This is communism at its finest, and I hate your life." *Is losing* "All I'm doing is humoring you now. There is no reason for me to play anymore." *throws cards* *again*

Nico: *passes out*

Will: "We need to take you to the doctor like right now."

Nico: "No fireworks are more important than my health"

Leo about Percy: "That's a pretty boy right there... if we were in prison, it's over."

Kayla when Will came out to her: "Slay motherfucker"

Annabeth: "I hope to not run over any old ladies...old men are fair game tho."

Percy: "Main characters get bullied, Jesus....yep!"

Leo: "What if I was an astronaut!!!!"

Travis: "Banana, Banana, Meatball"

Clarisse: "I am going to break your toe shut the hell up"

Katie to Connor: "I hope you get bullied in high school."

Clarisse about Leo: "This guy's a fuckin goober"

Clarisse: "What did you do to your sweatshirt? Did you get hungry?"-Grover: *sighs*

Nyssa (Hephaestus kid) to Leo: "Dont hurt me. I'm Batman!.... You better not tweet that"

Kayla to Apollo: "It's called multi-tasking Apollo! "

Apollo: "It's mother to you"

Clarisse: "I could fight God and win"

Percy: "So you wanna fight rn"

Clarisse: "No, I'm good"

Jason; "You look gang"

Leo: "What? I look gay!?!?!"

Jason: "You look straight, but nice"

Leo: "Oh... thanks!"

Apollo to Rachel"Lie, deny, cry, and for good measure be a raging slut."

Silena: "There's all kinds of nature out here"

Katie: "Live, laugh, love, low iron"

Annabeth to Piper: "Keep backing up...Cuz you have a fear of commitment

Lou Ellen to Katie: "Does your knee affect your shoe size... or are your feet just that small??"

Travis: "The amount of testosterone in me, peanuts are allergic to me!"

Leo: "I'm cracked up on feeling sexy"

Connor to the whole Hermes Cabin: "The "10" of us? our parents sp*rm pets"

Apollo about Athena: "OH gods, a single mom"

Apollo about Kayla's dad: "I cheated on myself with a man"

Malcolm about Athena: "She's a mom boogie woogie woogie"

Nico: "I cried at Chick-fil-A the other day"

Nico: "Live, laugh, lobotomy."

Drew about Thalia: "She has no friends and a dead brother."

Katie: "I wrote fanfiction on my i-pod touch"

Lacy to Leo: "Was it a tech? or was it a human?"

Will: "Live, laugh, love, tampons"

Kayla: "Die, cry, hate, condoms"

Aphrodite to Clarisse: "Do you like being a girl? You just always wear pants"

Percy: "Chill I know how to make conversations I have Rizz"

Will: "What! no! cow!"

Frank: "Fvcking knock it off seriously you guys are acting like children!!"

Travis to Lou Ellen: "Yesss pussy-pop you slayed"

Ashlyn (Hermes kid): "Chick-fil-A is mid, Taco bell is where it's at"

Percy during tlt: "You couldn't even buy a gumball with that shit (drachmas)"

Percy (same convo ^): "A quarter? You could buy a gumball with that shit"

Nico: "Your soul and your money!"

Tyson: "You've seen fishes, fishes move fast"

Leo to Frank: "What the fvck is a kilometer"

Leo making fun of Frank: "Mua ha ha ha I'm Canadian"

Percy: "Jesus didn't give up his life he gave up his weekend"

*as seen at 2am in the Apollo Cabin*

Gracie: "You're discriminating against me"

April (the token straight): "It's cuz she's gay"

Will: "We're all gay."

Nico: You don't have any slurs about you."

Leo: "No because I'm perfect"

this was fun to make lol....there will probably be a part 2 but like far in the future. if you made it this far I love you....also if you don't recognize names it's bc I deep-dived Wiki to find canon names for each cabin.

If y'all want one-shots based on these TELL ME I NEED STUFF TO WRITE ABOUT

#percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percy and annabeth #annabeth chase #percy jackson #camp half blood #hazel pjo #nico di angelo #travis stoll #connor stoll #tratie #katie gardner #lou ellen blackstone #will solace #jason grace #lacy pjo #leo valdez #frank zhang #drew tanaka #heros of olympus #hermes cabin #rachel elizabeth dare #rachel x connor #twitter #incorrect quotes #piper mclean #trails of apollo #riordanverse #rick riordan #hazel levesque

[intergalacticaquarium]

Princess Leia's Golden Bra

Eddie Munsonx fem!reader (just referred to as she because I didn't say her name or Y/N)

Summary: Eddie's girlfriend got Leia's famous costume to surprise her boyfriend, but he had a few objections that she was definitely not expecting. Just a fluffy and funny little idea I had.

warnings: allusions to sex I guess?

    She stared into the full length mirror on the bathroom door, then back to the VHS box cover of Return of the Jedi, then leaned in to try and make the hair go a little more up. It was a party store costume, not the highest quality but Princess Leia’s  golden bra got the point across even when it was plastic.

    She felt butterflies in her stomach at the thought of Eddie waiting in her bedroom for a special surprise she had promised. She turned and frowned at the look of all that exposed stomach and the bit of indented back fat that spilled over the band no matter how hard she tried to rearrange it until she got frustrated. Stupid costume. Carrie Fisher probably had backfat in it too.

    She took a deep breath and shook sher shoulders a little to get into kind of a sexy mood. She and Eddie had been sleeping together for a few months now, neither had a lick of experience beforehand but experimenting and learning with him had been….fun to say the least. But this felt a little more embarrassing, like if she said the wrong thing then he’d laugh at her and she wouldn’t blame him because if he came in dressed like David Bowie in Laberynth and he started talking she’d think it was pretty funny too. The problem was was that she didn’t want to be laughed at. For a second there she considered calling off the whole thing and just walking in naked, but the costume had been like…thirty bucks. That was too much of an investment to not even try. She sighed, straightened her shoulders, and went to walk towards her bathroom. 

    When she walked inside Eddie was laying back on her bed with his socked feet danging over the side and repeatedly throwing something up in the air and catching it.

    She straightened her posture and somewhat awkwardly leaned up against the doorframe in what she thought was a sexy position and cleared her throat. He sat up and his eyes went wide, but not necessarily in a good way. She looked down anxiously at herself, wondering if she had gotten it wrong.

    “Why are you wearing that?” He asked, more confused than turned on. She stared at him like he was a fucking idiot.

    “Because Carrie Fisher is super hot and your celebrity crush? I thought you’d like it if I dressed up as Leia.” She said, crossing her arms to cover herself uncomfortably until she knew what exactly was going on.

    “Well, yeah. She is super hot, but-”

    “Edward Munson if you are about to say that she’s super hot but I can’t pull it off, I'd advise you to rethink and say something else.” She cut him off sternly, and his eyes went wide and he waved his hands in front of him to ward off the wrong idea.

    “No! That's not what I meant! You look - well, okay, it’s- you are extremely extremely hot. I just don’t know why you picked…that Leia outfit.” He said quickly.

    “Because this is the sexy one?” She asked, now really confused. She didn't like the way he was looking at her like he couldn't believe she didn't know what he meant. 

    “Do you have any idea what Leia was going through when she wore that outfit? It’s literally called the Slave Leia outfit! She was captured and being exploited by Jaba the Hutt and Han was frozen in cryolite and they had been betrayed by Lando Calrizian and-”

    “Eddie.” She said dryly until he stopped. “Are you saying to me that you don't think that I look hot in a fucking gold bikini because princess Leia isn't empowered in the scene she wears it in?" She asked absolutely incredulously. She wasn't even mad anymore, honestly it might be the funniest thing that's ever happened to her. 

       He at least had the decency to look a little embarrassed but nodded. "That is what I am saying, yes."

   "You are the only man alive that would make that objection, you know that, right?" She said. At first he was worried she was mad but then he saw her expression as absolutely hysterically delighted. 

    "Anybody that actually paid attention to the movie would say the same thing."

   That actually made her laugh aloud. "Holy shit baby, no. They wouldn't." 

"They should- OOH! You should get the green outfit she wears on Endor. You'd look hot as hell in that." He said seductively. 

"Isn't….isn't that the poncho?"

"I mean it's the outfit that she commands the ewoks to victory in destroying the second death star, saving the galaxy and all its inhabitants but sure- call it a poncho." He said with an incredulous laugh like she was the one saying something ridiculous. 

"I'm not a scientist, but I want to study your brain." She said dryly. 

"That's probably fair and maybe not a bad idea. My brain thinks some crazy shit sometimes." He said enthusiastically.

"Yeah, you do. Like saying your girlfriend would look hotter in a green poncho than a gold bikini." She said, and he glanced up at her to see if he was in trouble but she was smiling. 

"I mean, if it was a different gold bikini I'd be on the floor right now."

"Anybody ever tell you that you're kind of a freak?" She asked affectionately and he grinned at her.

"Course, badge of pride baby. And I mean… dressing up like a Star Wars character to turn on your weird boyfriend? Sounds like you're kind of a freak too." He said lovingly.

She smiled warmly and sat down next to him, leaning in to kiss him but he leaned back. 

"What's wrong?" She asked, and he glanced down to the outfit.

 "Seriously? You actually want me to take it off?" She asked, annoyed.

"Please. And not in a sexy way that will just remind me more of what Jaba did to her…." He said solemnly, and she laughed in utter delight and disbelief for what felt like the 100th time in the past 2 minutes. 

"Baby this outfit was like thirty bucks and I don't think I can return it because you can't wear a bra with it." She pointed out. 

"I'll pay you back for it. And maybe buy you a green poncho- I wasn't joking about that."

"I think I love you." She said in fascination. 

"Because you want to study me?" He asked, softly smiling, looking at her face that was full of affection he didn't really understand until he remembered every time she every said something so utterly ridiculous that he couldn't help but look at her and wonder what planet she came from and how quickly he could get her someplace private to show her how much he loved just how fucking weird she was. 

"Mmhmm." 

"Babe?"

 "Yeah?"

"Can you change into something else so we can fool around?" He said, and she threw her head back cackling and got up to pick something else out. 

Though the costume didn't get used for its intended purpose and sat in the back of her closet forever, she didn't regret it for a second because every time Eddie showed himself as even weirder than she previously thought she somehow fell harder and he knew he did the same. 

She'd find the poncho another day, because she knew that it would either lead to something sexy, or far more likely, knowing Eddie, hiding behind his couch and shooting fake laser pistols at each other until they had ended up making out on the floor of his trailer after a lot of very committed and very intense non sexy role play and slow burn romance between enemies that would probably last all day. 

She was okay with that.

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Whenever you need sombody (1)

Time for some Hurt!Obi-wan people!

Tagging @starrrgazingbunny as Scar is in the second part but you need to read this one to get some context.

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The war was still dragging on. Anakin had spoken with the chancellor about the estimated time till the end of the war. According to Palpatine it was the Jedi council who were delaying the war and causing the rest of the Jedi to fight. Anakin stormed into the middle of a council meeting. 

 It didn’t look like a council meeting.  

Mace Windu sat on the floor arm around his old padawan. Next to him on the chair was Plo Koon who was plating the hair of the Jedi master sat on the floor in front of him. With closer inspection Anakin realised it was Obi-wan. It was hard to recognise him with longer hair after months apart. “What do you want so bad you had to barge in here Skywalker?” Asked Mace 

“I want you guys to tell me the truth.” Said Anakin. He was going to get to the bottom of the corruption within the council. The members looked like they were contemplating on whether to answer. 

 “Obi-wan is the only qualified Jedi that is a general,” Spoke Mace. “He is a recognised General on Melida/Daan. Which means he is the only Jedi to be recognised, formally by legitimate armies, as a General.” They were really telling him the truth. Maybe, they weren’t running the war after all. He had heard that his old master hated talking about his past before Anakin. Maybe it was because he was a child general.  

“Retired, meant to be, I am.” This shocked Anakin. Master Yoda retired. He stared at Yoda on his place on Obi-wan’s lap. If it was meant to be now, then the Council definitely wouldn’t have planned for the war to go on that much longer. Next Kit Fisto “I have slept with everyone on the council bar Yoda, Plo, Mace and Obi-wan.” Okay. It wasn’t a surprise to Anakin that Kit had slept with majority of the council what had shocked him was that he hadn’t slept with Obi-wan. He was sure Kit would have tried to sleep with him first. Next Plo Koon spoke, “I’m married to Mace.” Okay, thought Anakin, Fork in a kitchen. It was to be expected, the two did biker like an old married couple. 

“I am banging my general.” Shaak Ti spoke up from the seat she sat on. In her lap was a baby Yoda? Did Yoda have a child or was it the same species. The rest of the council went around sharing secrets. All of which made Anakin confused. Why would they just tell him their secrets. Obi-wan’s voice broke him out of his thoughts. 

“I was sold by Qui-gon at 14 to the hutts” “WHAT” Okay so maybe not everyone on the council knows all secrets. “I was kept as a pleasure slave until I was 24 because of my biology.” Obi-wan the next part quieter than the rest.  

“Hold on.” Anakin said breaking the shocked silence in the council chamber “You were a slave?” Had his master really been like him? A slave? But to be kept as a pleasure slave was something much worse. “Yeah, I still have the slave chip as I was kept by Jaba the Hut. That’s why I never went back to Tatooine or planets in hutt space because I was well recognised amongst the Hutts and slave owners.” 

“OMG!” Anakin final knew where he knew Obi-wan’s face from. “That was you!” 

“Please, don’t talk about it when I’m around. Please Anakin.” 

“Leave, like would you. Obi-wan?” Obi-wan nodded as he stood up after lifting Yoda of his lap. “Here.” Shaak said passing the baby Yoda to him. “Grogu wants to stay with you.” Obi-wan took ba- Grogu, into his arms looking on the edge of tears before leaving the room. “Care to elaborate?” Mace asked once the council members had sat in their seats. 

Anakin took a deep breath. 

“When I was young and still living on Tatooine. Jaba the Hutt used to parade around the streets. No one really payed that much attention. Once a year there was a day when everyone on Tatooine gathered and watched the high up people offer something or someone to Jaba. The tradition also extends to visitors on the planet. When I was 1 it was the first time I went, I remember it very vividly, a Jedi turned up dragging a boy with him, no older then 14. The kid was begging him not to. He had a slave collar. This bit is a bit fuzzy, but my mum told me when I was older. The Jedi said he offered this boy as a force sensitive, Stewjon pleasure slave on his lap. You never saw the slaves face. Jaba had never been so excited over a gift, mum took me to a different room, but I could still here Jaba ‘breaking in’ his slave. The slave was Java’s favourite toy. He was used everywhere possible. A year before Qui-gon found me, the slave escaped and their where pictures of him placed all over, I always knew I recognised his face, I had seen it constantly for over a year.” 

“Then why was Obi-wan’s braid so long?” Mace enquired. “Qui-him said that Obi-wan was protecting the Duchess of Mandalore.” 

“Honestly, I wouldn’t know.” 

“I can’t believe none of us knew.” Plo whispered from where he sat on Maces lap, at some point in the story he had gotten up and moved seat. “Told, I was.” Yoda said. “Obi-wan, by. Secrecy, sworn to, I was.” 

“Should we talk about it with Obi-wan?” Depa asked.  

“That will be up for Obi-wan to decide,” Shaak said. “But the question remains why did you want us to tell you the truth, Skywalker?”  

“I was talking with the chancellor, and he said that it was the council that was making the war drag on like you wanted it to. What I saw wasn’t much help in what he said too.” 

“Talk about later, we shall,” Yoda spoke. “For now, find Obi-wan we must. In the temple he is not. In the force, feel it, I do.” 

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[jabathegut]

2020 vs 2023

178lbs vs 330lbs

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[traphomesworld]

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[jrueships]

That’s alpey’s job anyway (jabari then gets an abortion)

HELP

they are 'not' even dating, let alone got to the baby making part, and yet alpey is 100% ready to support Jabari through this situation that he does not know is fake and funny

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[therxtking]

How would you say your overall RP experience has been?

Really awesome. I'm Not a great writer or blogger, and I've been spotty with activity lately, but I've met the most INCREDIBLE people in this community! Not all of them follow me back but I have THE coolest mutuals. Amazing supportive smart creative talented wonderful people, and equally awesome muses.

I'm new to the RPC. But it's been so amazing to meet and thread with each and every one of you. I'll try to get due replies done soon, please remind me of them if we have one!! And feel free to send/start new stuff! I'll be reaching out in ask boxes and PMs more!

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[bellarkeselection]

I sent it to you via the post, but idk if u got it or not. Han solo request: What about Han solo x jealous! Reader?? Maybe of leia but not like hateful because I love Leia. Jealous but like insecurity u know??

Jealous of a Princess

My boyfriend Han bickers with Princess Leia in the hallway of a snow cave that the rebels base was currently hiding in from the Empire. Crossing my arms over my chest I pull my brown winter coat closer around myself for warmth. Biting my lip I grumbled under my breath something about him and her talking all the time. Normally I don't get jealous when he talks with girls at the bars to get credits for Jaba the hut. But there's something between them. I can feel it deep down and I regret that I feel this way. "Hey doll, sorry I've been trying to shake the Princess all day. But now I'm here." Han entered the Falcon laying down in the same cot alongside me. Turning my head his direction I cross my arms behind my head avoiding his gaze which he noticed immediately.

"Hey, are you alright. You've not said anything since I came in the room. What's wrong?" He asked trying to turn me over since I had my back facing him. Glancing up into his eyes he finally managed to make me face him where I let some tears show. "It's silly, Han. Let's just not talk about it. You know actually I think Chewie called for my help." Throwing my legs over the cot I try to get up but he tugged my arm drawing me backwards. His eyes locked onto mine trying to figure out what was upsetting me. "Y/n you can talk to me about anything. You know that right?" Slowly nodding my head I run my hands down my face groaning with a sigh just blurring it out. "I'm jealous of Leia and you spending so much time together. Gosh it's so embarrassing."

Han moves my chin with his freehand holding himself up with his other elbow. He leans forward pressing his lips onto mine running his fingers through my hair until he broke it for air. "You don't have any reason to be jealous Y/n. Leia just wants me around because I'm a good pilot, that's all it is." Shaking my head I sit up on the cot and he sits up too intertwining my hand with his own. He moves my hair behind my ear whispering. "Y/n, look at me. You're a princess in my eyes. Leia will never be anything like you." Squeezing my hand holding mine I asked lightly blushing at his words. "Do you really mean that, Solo?" He tilts my chin up kissing me a little deeper teasingly. "I gotta say you bring jealous is a little hot." Smacking my hands against his chest he chuckled falling back on the cot as I flushed red even more than earlier. "You're unbelievable Captain Solo." He wrapped his arms around my waist smiling. "But you still love me Y/n L/n."

Comments really appreciated 😊

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[ladydancing]

Chapter 4: The Orphan

The Dancing Lady was flying through hyperspace on her latest smuggling run. A few months had passed and Aola, Rania and Tizz had made several runs since their trouble on Bakura. So far they had avoided the Empire and any bounty hunters. Rania was is the cockpit while Aola and Tizz sat talking in the Dancing Lady’s lounge Aola’s feet up on the holo table.

“We’ve been doing pretty good so far.” Aola said to Tizz “My biggest concern is the Dancing Lady. She’s an old YT-1930 and we don’t have anyone to preform maintenance on her. You were a bounty hunter, Rania is a pilot, and I was freedom fighter. None of us knows the first thing about ship maintenance.”

“Why don’t we hire someone or get maintenance done when we land on one of our runs.” Tizz asked

“Maybe you forgot, we’re all wanted. Anyone we hire could betray us and we can’t stay very long anywhere we land for the same reason.” Aola answered.

Just then the Dancing Lady shuddered and dropped out of hyperspace. Aola rushed to the cockpit.

“What’s happening, Rania?” Aola yelled.

“ I don’t know. The ship just dropped out of hyperspace.” Rania said.

Aola looked over the panels “Great! That’s just what I was worried about. There’s something wrong with the hyperdrive.”

“What’s the closest system with a spaceport? Aola asked.

Looking at the computer. Rania turned and responded “Tatooine”

Aola dropped into one of the chairs in cockpit slapping herself in the head. “No, No, No.” she said.

“What’s the matter with Tatooine?” Rania asked.

“Tatooine is where Jaba the Hutt lives.” Tizz said leaning against the entrance to the cockpit. “Jabba, is one of the biggest crime bosses in the Hutt Cartel. Maybe you forgotten I originally tried killing Aola because the Hutts have a bounty on her head.” Tizz turned to Aola, “However, we don’t have much of a choice, do we, Aola.”

“No we don’t.” Turning towards Rania “Set a course for Tatooine” Aola groaned. “We’ll stay for as short a time as possible and do are best to avoid Jaba’s men.”

Rania turned to the controls and set a course for Tatooine. In a short time the Dancing Lady was approaching the twin suns that circled the desert planet of Tatooine. As they got closer, they were given landing instructions from Mos Eisley spaceport to land in bay 93. Aola groaned knowing the danger she was in. Aola sighed again saying “Well here’s goes nothing.”

After landing, the three ladies walked down the main corridor to the boarding ramp. With the push of a button the ramp lowered. They exited the ship to be greeted by an old human man with gray hair. “Hello ladies. I see you have a old YT-1930. How’s she flying.” He asked.

“Not good. We’re having trouble with the hyperdrive.” Aola said then asked. “Can you take a look at her?”

“Sure. If it is the hyperdrive, it will probably take 1 or 2 rotations to get the parts to fix it.” The old man answered.

“Well get to work on it, we’ll be in town getting something to eat.” Tizz said and with Aola groaning once more.

“Don’t worry, I know a small cantina, where Jabba’s men don’t hang out.” whispered Tizz.

Tizz led Aola and Rania down a small alley avoiding the main streets of Mos Eisley to a small cantina where they sat in a dark corner and had their meal. After a while, they left the cantina using the same path heading back towards bay 93 to check on the progress of the Dancing Lady. Half way there, they heard a scream. Rania ran towards the scream with Aola yelling “Rania, No!” But it was too late, Rania had run into the main street. There in the main street, a group of Weequays had a teenage Mikkian girl surrounded and were dragging her down the street. Rania jumped into the fray with her lightsaber slashing away at the Weeguays. “That damn lightsaber” Aola said, Rania must have had it hidden it in the pocket on the other side of her belt, even though Aola had told her to keep it hidden in her cabin onboard the Dancing Lady.

Tizz watched as Rania blocked blaster bolts and slashed the Weequays. In a startled voice Tizz said “She is a Jedi!”

When Tizz had first boarded the Dancing Lady in an attempt to kill Aola she was met by Rania in the main corridor with an ignited lightsaber. Aola had told Tizz the same story as she had been telling the Imperial officer on Bakura, before he was accidentally killed. She had told Tizz that Rania had procured it from a bounty hunter who had killed a Jedi.

Tizz turned on Aola "You lied to me."

Tizz and Aola started to argue back and forth just as Rania walked up with the teenage Mikkian. She had left dead Weequays all over the street. Both Aola and Tizz turning on Rania at the same time and yelled "What the hell were you thinking?"

"Those Weequays were dragging this young girl away. I had to stop them.” Rania said

"Weequays work for Jabba the Hutt, we have to get back to the Dancing Lady and hope that old man has the hyperdrive fixed." Aola said.

Aola, Tizz, Rania started towards bay 93 followed by the young Mikkian.

Aola stopped and turned on the Mikkian, "Where do you think your going?"

Rania responded for her, "I told her she could come with us."

Aola growled at Rania, "The Dancing Lady is not a nursery, Rania"

"Tara, by the way her name is Tara, was a slave of Jabba, the Hutt, that just escaped. If anyone knows what that's like it's you Aola." Rania stated.

Aola groaned "Fine, but we drop her off once we're off planet, if we get off this planet."

They ran into bay 93, "I don't think the old man fixed the Dancing Lady." Tizz said pointing to a wanted holo of Aola on a crate the old man used as a desk.

"I think were going to have company soon. Tara get on the ship." Aola commanded. Tizz ran onto the ship returning with her sniper rifle and crouching behind a crate. Aola crouched behind a crate on the other side of the bay pulling out her DL-44 blaster. She hoping that she and Tizz would create a cross fire. Rania stood in the center of the bay with her lightsaber ready.

They could hear the sound of lots of boots coming down the street. A second later, Weequays, Rodians, and Niktos burst into the bay. Aola, and Tizz started firing taking out Jabba’s men on either side of the bay. Rania used her lightsaber to reflect laser bolts back at their oncoming attackers, but they kept coming.

All three women knew they were outnumbered, when a soft young female voice came from the Dancing Lady, "If you ladies would like to get out of here and out of the system, I suggest you get onboard." The Dancing Lady's engines had just started up. Aola didn't know what was going on, but yelled "Rania, Tizz get onboard. I'll cover you." Once she saw, both were onboard, Aola ran across the bay heading for the ramp, firing the whole time. Once she was onboard and had the ramp closed, she yelled "Get us out of here."

The Dancing Lady flew up out of the bay into the sky and eventually out of the atmosphere. As Aola was heading for the cockpit, she was thrown back, as the Dancing Lady jumped into hyperspace. Aola entered the cockpit. "What the hell?" she said seeing Tizz and Rania at the controls.

Tizz responded "It turns out Tara is mechanical genius. Although she was a slave of Jabba's, he used her to repair all his machinery."

"You had a radiation leak in your hyperdrive." Tara’s soft voice said walking up behind Aola. "It was an easy fix. I'm surprised none of you could fix it.", she said, while wiping dirt off her hands. "So where do you intend on dropping me off at."

"Tara, It is Tara. Let's have a talk." Aola said as she walked Tara towards the last unused cabin in the Dancing Lady. Rania and Tizz both stared at each other raising their eyebrows and shrugging.

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