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That is his battle helmet
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I salty
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First time seeing a Chocobo in Final Fantasy Vii
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What is that?
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Expectations vs. Reality: Video games
Kingdom Hearts
Expectations: Disney-Final Fantasy fanfiction!
Reality: ...so it turns out, your best friend is actually an empty puppet created by the memories of the person that your main protagonist was based on. Also, your character is the soulless husk of the main protagonist that gained sentience.
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Resident Evil
Expectations: Zombie apocalypse!
Reality: You drop a zombie but immediately after, the plant monster that shoots poison at you emerges from the hallway. You escape it, only to encounter the giant gray man in a trench-coat.
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Ace Attorney
Expectations: Lawyer simulator!
Reality: An honorable attorney living in some dystopian world where the court system is designed to work against the people. Rule of law is dead and people attend trials just for fun.
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Danganronpa
Expectations: Ace Attorney but Battle Royale!
Reality: So then you're promised nude artwork of the hot detective waifu, which fills you with HOPE. But then it turns out, the artwork is censored, which fills you with DESPAIR. You were given HOPE just to increase the intensity of the DESPAIR. The best DESPAIR comes from a place of HOPE. Also, you're filled with more DESPAIR when you realize that you were given HOPE just for the purpose of getting HOPE so you could feel DESPAIR.
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Silent Hill
Expectations: J-horror but a video game
Reality: Well...you technically got what you were expecting. But in addition, everything is your fault and you're the asshole that's responsible for everything.
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Devil May Cry
Expectations: Demon slayer, basically
Reality: ...so after your main protagonist slides into the room in ice skates, he proceeds to destroy the demons with his Angel Saxophone, which is a saxophone that's been blessed by Saint Peter. The main protagonist does a little dance while his hot girlfriend watches him while eating pizza.
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Mass Effect
Expectations: Space opera
Reality: Space opera but your biggest concern is deciding which of your crewmates you're gonna romance. Also, whether or not you're being too good of a person or too much of an asshole.
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Red Dead Redemption
Expectations: YEE-HAW simulator
Reality: Dark cowboy drama that grapples with themes of morality, redemption, and the anti-western genre. Basically...Blood Meridian.
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Assassin's Creed
Expectations: Badass ancient warrior simulator
Reality: *smokes blunt* Bro, the government is hiding shit from us. I'm telling you, Adam and Eve were actually slaves working for alien overlords. Also, the Illuminati! New World Order! Open your eyes, bro! *smokes blunt again*
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The Last of Us
Expectations: The Walking Dead
Reality: Logan (2017) but with zombies
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Uncharted
Expectations: Indiana Jones
Reality: Modern AU Pirates of the Caribbean
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Why are you running!?!
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Just me having fun farming om new years
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Runaway vending machine
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Gonna teach me some... Things
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Crossing my dresses
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Nothing sus here, bubby!
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Hey yoooo I'm so close to 350 just 25 more
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Zelda Breath Of The Wild gifs [ 186/?]
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