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coinsandmedicine · 25 days
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Alfyn, would you rather reduce suffering or reduce deaths?
Alfyn: …………..
Tressa: You broke him. Congrats.
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coinsandmedicine · 2 months
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(throws golden apple reading “to the fairest” to the travelers)
Tressa: What?
Cyrus: Oh, what an obscure reference.
Alfyn: Well, this is easy, ain’t it? Therion.
Therion: Hey now. Primrose is probably the most objectively beautiful person here.
Primrose: H’annit is always the most beautiful in my eyes.
H’annit: Awwwww.
Cyrus: Exactly which type of beauty do we speak of?
Olberic: Cyrus has a point. Beauty is not just appearances but purity of heart.
Tressa: In that case, Ophilia, this apple belongs to you.
Ophilia: Me?!
Primrose: You are quite conventionally attractive, with the kind heart to boot.
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coinsandmedicine · 2 months
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Hmm, Merchant 1 and Apothecary 1. Meet Merchant 2 and Apothecary 2
Tressa: Oh!
Alfyn: Hiya there!
Castti: Hello.
Partitio: Howdy, fellas!
-later-
Partitio: And Roque pulls out a GIANT STEAM TANK, out of nowhere.
Tressa: I'm sorry, what?
Alfyn: ...
Castti: I think that's enough for one day.
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coinsandmedicine · 3 months
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Does Cyrus ever read for pleasure? Is so, what are his favorite genres?
Cyrus: Any type of reading is enjoyable to me! However, I most prefer reading fairytales from other nations.
Therion: He’s lying, I caught him reading these… what is this, gay romance.
Cyrus: THERION!
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coinsandmedicine · 4 months
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pspspspsps
(meow from someone)
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coinsandmedicine · 4 months
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Idea: Attach pumps to watermills. Pumps pump water onto aqueduct. Attach watermills to aqueduct. Attach pumps to watermills. Pumps pump water onto higher levels of the aqueduct. Find a building near an aqueduct. Attach watermill to aqueduct. Put funky automatic something-doer powered by rotation in building. Attach watermill to something-doer. Profit.
Tressa: Wouldn’t that be monopolising the trade?
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coinsandmedicine · 4 months
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//Whoops, sorry about that! Should be fixed now.
~ mod scarlet
Those are the only options that appear.
I can literally only click "posts" and there's no option
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coinsandmedicine · 4 months
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Those are the only options that appear.
I can literally only click "posts" and there's no option
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coinsandmedicine · 4 months
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POSTS | MOD ASK | ABOUT THE MODS | ARCHIVE
I’m on the website so I don’t get it
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coinsandmedicine · 4 months
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Only mod asks?
What?
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coinsandmedicine · 9 months
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Primrose: Try again.
Cyrus: Ah… like this?
Primrose: Tilt your hips a little more. There.
Cyrus: I feel like I am going to fall over.
Primrose: You won’t, shush.
(A quiet thud.)
Cyrus: Ouch.
Primrose: Or you will. I have overestimated your ability to keep your balance.
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coinsandmedicine · 9 months
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Ophilia: Boys, what do you have?
Olberic: War trauma.
Cyrus: Crippling anxiety.
Alfyn: A knife.
Therion: Also a knife.
Ophilia: I am not going to comment.
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coinsandmedicine · 10 months
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Olberic: Tressa, where are you? Tressa?
Tressa, with an empty box on her back: I’m a turtle!
Guys, I see you liking my posts, the ask box is open.
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coinsandmedicine · 10 months
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Tressa: Look! The lake’s frozen over!
Alfyn: Let’s go skating!
Ophilia: You have skated before?
Alfyn: Once. It was a super cold winter and the rivers froze. I fell and fractured my wrist. Not fun. Never tried it again. But for some reason, I wanna give it another shot.
Cyrus: I could guide you.
Ophilia: You’ve skated before?
Cyrus: The Flatlands alternate between very cold winters and very hot summers.
H’annit: It does not soundeth very fun.
Cyrus: It is not. But when the winters get cold enough, the streams freeze, and some of the kids - including myself when I was younger - used to chase each other across the ice.
Tressa: Are you getting on the ice or not?
Cyrus: Ah - my apologies. Of course.
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coinsandmedicine · 11 months
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Cyrus: For the last time, Tressa. Peanuts are not triangles.
Hey guys, mod-Lola is having an exam rn!
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coinsandmedicine · 1 year
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The Octogang are drunk (or: how many meme references I can put in one post)
H’annit: And I sayeth, “Master, beholden! It is the valorous kush!” Olberic: You really said that?
H’annit: And he respondeth, “H’annit, this is the forest, how valorous can it be?”
Olberic: *dies laughing*
Therion: *sneezes* Alfyn: Bless you.
Therion: (sleepily) Aeber? *falls asleep*
Alfyn: (sighs) Your room door’s locked… ah well, guess we’ll share my bed.
Olberic: They were roommates!
H’annit: By Draefendi’s bowstring, they weren roommates!
Cyrus, trying to make conversation: What do you want for breakfast?
Primrose, sharpening her dagger: Teeth soup.
Cyrus: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?
Primrose: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
Ophilia: Why are we friends with them?
Tressa: *shrugs*
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coinsandmedicine · 1 year
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Octogang as things I did at Disneyland
Ophilia: Drummed on the popcorn box
Cyrus: Covered face with waterproof jacket on Splash Mountain and ruined the photo
Tressa: Naruto-ran through the park to get churros only to realise there was no money in wallet
Olberic: Punched little brother for being annoying
Primrose: Started twerking while waiting in line and singing loudly (as if drunk)
Alfyn: Collapsed from anemia and had to sit for five minutes
Therion: Had to tie shoelace three times in a row
H’annit: Tried to pet a cat statue
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