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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
102 days (and now I'm gonna go take a nap.)
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god forbid a cannibal mascot does anything
I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD MR BONZO IS BUT HE SHOULDN'T BE AT THE CLUB
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BONZO BONZO!! Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo..... Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo?
Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo!
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Colin has actually been hiding under Sam's desk the whole time, no one has said anything cause Sam's been daydreaming about the Magnus Institute and Celia. Gwen is thinkin of Bonzo 24/7. Lena hasn't left her office for weeks. Alice isn't a snitch. And Celia thinks it's normal since no one has said anything.
If we don't get some good, solid Colin Time next episode I'm gonna start biting.
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😔😔 I was really hoping Needles was gonna be the one making the customer service call last episode, instead we got fckn Darrien
mr bonzo this, mr bonzo that, WHERES NEEDLES. WHERES MY BOY
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how can you sleep when that banger is playing, she's been grooving 24/7
The real reason Gwen can’t sleep is because every time she closes her eyes her brain starts playing “MR BONZO’S ON HIS WAY” on repeat
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why do you think he'll die?
he's ginger
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Survived:
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes!
Colin Becher Has Survived:
100 days!!!!!!!
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Congratulations on having one of the best blogs on this entire site. I love everything about this page. You’re doing god’s work. 🫡
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hey, any updates on colin? is he dead yet
Just got off the phone (two cans and a string) with him he is hiding in a cupboard he has turned moth boy and started eating clothes he's in peak physical condition
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"I'm not a bad person, ok? "
And this is how you know you're about to witness someone telling you about their war crimes.
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Darrien was like if violin guy and dice guy had a cryptobro kid
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day traders will do anything to avoid getting a job
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there's only one thing standing between the UK and total annihilation:
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Nah just kidding obviously it's-
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You know who signs the Official Secrets Act? The military. The secret services. Members of the government. Certain high ranking civil service members being read into state secrets.
You have to be working with knowledge and secrets about the defence and safety of the nation.
So the OIAR is not just an official government agency but it’s one that deals with the defence of the nation…
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Agnes is the father.
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Some dude named Darrien:
"I barely had a pot to piss in."
Also some dude named Darrien:
"So I put in my last few grand."
"stepping off a yacht"
"in the middle of the night with a thousand-dollar case"
"I started with a couple of small tests. Nothing huge. I bet a thousand quid"
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