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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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Haven't been on Tumblr in so long I don't even know how to use this site anymore 🤣
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Me looking around not knowing what is what anymore.
Also me as an adult period lol
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confettininjabean · 4 days
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revisiting star wars is really about rediscovering just how unhinged john williams really is. there’s a reason they picked him to make the olympic sport anthem, a universal theme song for the entire planet. literally insurmountable skill on display in every composition. It takes an absolute champion among the human race to wake up every day knowing you’re the guy who made Duel Of The Fates. and he did All Of That. For Space Wizards.
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confettininjabean · 6 days
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saw someone on instagram say “you shouldn’t post your art until it’s good” and that comment filled me with rage so i want to say to every beginner artist or artist who feels their art is not improving no matter how long they’ve been at it. i love you and i love your art and everything you post bears part of you and that is so beautiful. block everyone who says otherwise they are not entitled to freely consume what they rag on.
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confettininjabean · 6 days
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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sometimes i just sit around thinking about Grey Wardens
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confettininjabean · 6 days
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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”
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confettininjabean · 7 months
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One time I read that post that goes "once upon a time an adult put you on the ground and never picked you up again" and it made me sad so now I lift everyone. I'm 5'3" and kinda dumpy but the trick is to plant your feet, get 'em in a gable grip low near the hips with your knees bent, and then just tuck in your Elbows and straighten your legs. Gets those fuckers right on up there. I'm the oldest of eight and also the shortest but that sad shit lives with me so I'm hauling around these kids around like it's nothing. My little brother is a hockey player and a full head taller. I carried him around when he was a baby and I carried him around last weekend. My Papa is a 230lb Bavarian man who watches Stargate in a bath robe, he's smoked a pack a day for forty years. You think I haven't lifted him? I have. He said I couldn't do it but I did. God didn't give me social skills but I'm full of love and jacked as hell and he's not here to stop me
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confettininjabean · 10 months
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i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now
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confettininjabean · 10 months
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hey guys unpopular opinion but you’re not a bad person if you don’t care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but you’re not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information
it’s okay if you’re just on tumblr to have fun and reblog things you like or that make you happy.
humans aren’t made to process trauma and suffering on a worldwide scale without any breaks whatsoever & the internet has created an unprecedented access to bad news so please never feel guilty for scrolling past it because you can’t process it! and you’re not doing anything wrong & there’s no need to feel guilty
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confettininjabean · 10 months
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Prompt: "Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to."
"I wouldn't ask that question if I were you, Chancellor Saresh," Major Darius Sterling said, eyeing the Twi'lek standing before him with caution and anger.
"I don't see why not, now answer me, Major," Saresh said, sounding annoyed and exasperated. "Do you not agree that the release of thousand of Republican prisoners of this-"
His entire squad stood behind him and he could feel their own fury at the chancellor's words.
"Don't...." Darius said, his voice calm and steady but held a deadly knife's edge to it. He met the Chancellor's gaze with his own. "Do not ask questions, you don't want the answer to, Chancellor."
Saresh narrowed her eyes, "This is an order, Major. Answer the question-"
"As you wish," Darius said, his voice low, calm and ice cold. "I think you're a fool."
There was a stunned silence for a moment before General Garza's voice filled the room.
"Thats quite enough, Major." "She wanted my answer, General." Darius said, his eyes never leaving Saresh's face. "That was my answer."
Despite the clear indignation on the Chancellor's face, she didn't prod any longer. She simply crossed her arms and sighed, as if sounding disappointed would move him to apologize.
"Are we dismissed?" Darius inquired.
After a moment of silence, Saresh nodded, "Yes."
With that, Darius gave an about face and left the office, the rest of Havoc Squad following suit.
"You forgot to salute!" Saresh's voice seeped through the door way.
Darius kept walking in silent seething fury.
He warned her not to ask.
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confettininjabean · 10 months
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send a heart and a ship for a brief snippet!
❤️ first kiss / realization
🧡 kissing in bed / lazy kiss / cuddling
💛 reunion kiss / relief
💚 true love's kiss / magic kiss / healed
💙 drunken kiss / tipsy
💜 surprise kiss / impulsive kiss
💗 slow kiss / gentle kiss / inevitable / soft
💖 rough kiss / hot and heavy / making out
💕 kissing somewhere other than lips
💘 fake relationship / mutual pining / dared to kiss
🤎 multiple kisses / kisses all over / kiss after kiss
🤍 kiss at the wedding / milestone
🖤 kissing while crying / goodbye kiss / desperation
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confettininjabean · 10 months
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baby chain catshark hasn't learned how to swim yet
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confettininjabean · 10 months
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I think a lot about Shepard's fish tank wipeout in the Citadel DLC.
The entire DLC is this lighthearted love letter to Mass Effect, and it's beautiful. But then there's THIS moment. When Shepard falls through a fish tank.
The entire way down, they desperately try to arrest their fall. They have no shields. No combat armor. There is no one to catch them. It feels like this is one of the few times there is ever fear. And they don't land gently. And the cut scene lingers on it. There is no levity in this moment. Shepard is on the ground, groaning in pain, slow to get up, clutching their ribs. First instinct before they try to get to their feet? Reach for the gun. Have that first. Then see if you can stand.
And I think the only reason we can have this moment, where Shepard is vulnerable, injured, and in trouble, is because there is no one there to see. The moment Brooks gets on the comm, they crack a joke. "Yup. Feeling good." While unable to stand up straight.
We get this at the end of the game, too, but that's when the stakes are at their highest. That's when it's supposed to be hard. It's no less magnificent then, but now, in this moment? When everything was happy and fun and silly? MAN.
And afterward, everyone jokes about it. Every single member of your squad makes a crack about the sushi place. And Shepard plays along. Haha, yeah, fell right through it, while trying to change the subject.
No one knows what that fall was like. No one saw Shepard lying on the ground in the bowls of the Silversun Strip, water dripping off them, struggling to get to their feet.
And no one asks, because it's Shepard.
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