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PruPan (Prussia x Japan) For the grid
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I know who sent this. I can smell your prupan and self-ship wif japan from a mile away **heart eyes emoji** thank you for being the only mf who wants to hear my opinions. anyways so i thought about it and realized actually prussia and japans dynamic is the greatest thing ever. Because see i believe in cuck japan romantically FOREVER. i think japan has like best broship in the platonic dating style (if you experience that shit you know what i mean) with america and like hes emotionally fulfilled from that but also he desperately wants a boyfriend or girlfriend or oysterfriend just anyone to have that shoujo romance and tentacle freak sideways tango with. but the thing is that he literally always fails and is in one-sided crushes Forever and always and its always japan crying to his best bro america about his fail ass love life and america is like lol couldnt be me! but it's fine because he still has his best bro and like yknow... its like how family and friendship is two different things that are both need. like moral orel about the f words (family, faith, friends) but with b. bros, booty, and bazinga... like idubbbz! (as long as you have one of those you won't be lonely). but anyways see i believe japans biggest crush of all is on italy and obviously prussia has his huge ginormous crush on italy too but like i think that actually they are aware of eachothers crushes but dont care because they dont see eachother as threats at all bc theyre like "omg this dude is so cooked he aint even competition lol i feel bad for him" towards eachother.
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and i think its actually really funny because see prussia is a desperate motherfucker and honestly not hard to pull at all. like if you have sex with him hes the type who goes "uhmm youre my boyfriend now right?" or if you confess to him hell take your feelings genuinely seriously and think about it and 90% of the time end up saying YES!!! I LIKE YOU TOO!!!!!! and japan is also desperate but he would literally date anybody Except prussia. like it's like how italy will fuck anybody Except Prussia. LIke japan could potentially get together with anybody under the right circumstances except prussia lol even if they were trapped in alkatraz together for 18 years he would never be prussia's prison boyfriend he just doesnt have the capacity to love him. and its really funny because prussia is literally the only mf who has the capacity to feel romantic love towards japan in a twist of horrible fate because japan pissed off cupid in his past life and will never ever fucking win at romance. The only conceivable way is if he asked out prussia but prussia is the only mf he would rather die a virgin with while stranded on an island for 3000 years with than fuck and try to repopulate the planet with yaoi babies. so yeah they compell me a lot in this sense because this is fucking hilarious and amazing and I'd like for them to act pitying to eachother about their crushes on italy bc they're like "mhm mhm yeah you have a chance (lying)" even though they both strapped in the same jigsaw trap lawl. but I dont think i ship them because of what i said above. thank you for sending this though this was some really good shit to think about and i think ill draw them interacting more because this is an incredible discovery.... best discovery since alfred wagner and the tectonic plates !
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gerame eating hamburgers ^_^
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one layer experimental doodlee ougugwhshw i kinda like it and i kinda dont? idek 😄
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Ask game: send a ship and I'll put them somewhere on this grid
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MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and internationals. part two)
dis was a little something I drew for my friend @snoozerin for an art trade and i decided to make it into a keychain ^_^ *hands and knees* PLEASE. buy the robooty swag....... idk why i keep making merchandise of mfs beating the shit out of eachother lol 😄 if you ever come upon me irl and show off a piece of my merch ill bend over and tie your shoelaces for you no cap no questions only booty balls bros and well.... that last b youll just have to find out ;)
preorder dis bad boy right HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
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cowboy-robooty · 6 days
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seeing hetalia gore right net to actual 2013 hetaliaposting on the freaktalia tag is interesting
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im going to kill this person for real
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guy who references his gore from memories of watching people play surgeon simulator in 2013
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cowboy-robooty · 7 days
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im so fucking humiliated i failed ddr bakunana testroyer expert 13 but i almsot got to the end abd died from exhaustion and it was my second song so ofc i chose a hard song for my last one and failed miserably bc i was too tired and i looked behind me and a guy who was shredding all fucking day who apparantly was just taking a break was watching me the entire time literally just kill me now
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cowboy-robooty · 10 days
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me waiting for the male lesbians to win so yaoi girlfriends can start popping up
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art trade for mai friend @dismassacre 😏 bro requested "pav reacting to his family being gruesomely murdered" and i havent played the 2nd game yet so i rawdogged it and they said i was p accurate yay!!!
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