i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path
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The worst part of boomerang disease is you keep catching it over and over
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they will let us shrivel up and die before they stop watering golf courses
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every time I see art of ned chicane I choke up a little I'm literally not okay
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yeah, they're a silf alright
Silvan
I'd
Like to
FUUUCK
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Indrid Cold is just a real classic, real greasy middle-aged white guy that probably smells like pickles and smears cheeto dust on everything but i want him you do not understand.
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"lol! so true bestie, so true!" *Taako leans over Merle's head and whispers to Magnus through gritted teeth* "dude, you have to kill this clown right fucking now--"
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