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Sun in Scorpio

oh wow look at that sexy sign

You are a Scorpio if you were born between 21st October and 20th November but it changes slightly every year

Their element is Water

Their planets are Pluto and Mars

Their body parts are the sexy bits ;)

TRAITS

Frugal

Intense and scary :(

Very loyal

Romantic sexual

Sexy

Not very social so have fun trying to talk to them

Private. WHAT COULD THEY BE HIDING

Impulsive

are predatory arthropod animals of the order Scorpiones within the class Arachnida

Scorpios are the sexiest of all. They are so sexy that they are the source of energy on our planet. They are kind of popular amongst their comrades but they also scare people away sometimes :( They love their friends but might not show it but they are so loyal so be their friend because not only will you have a friend that won't betray you but also you will have a sexy friend. It is a win-win situation.

Their theme song is definitely this

#scorpio #astrology #crack astrology #scorpio sun

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Hello fellow astrologers on crack!

I AM VERY SORRY for not being on for like 4 months. I have been super busy but now I finally have time to do stuff on this blog.

As always, send me what you want to see on this blog. I love suggestions, especially from you guys! :)) <33333

Question of the Day: What sign would you love to date?

My answer: Scorpio 8)))?

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whERES THE PISCES MAN WHERE I S IT wE neEd iT YOUVE P ROBS GUESSeD whO I AM BY NOW :)))))))) Send help Snazzy blog tho 😎

DUDE I WAS BUSY FOR SO LONG BUT I AM GOING TO CONTINUE THIS BLOG YES M8S

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Misfits Signs

Nathan - Sagittarius

Alisha - Libra

Kelly - Taurus

Simon - Capricorn

Curtis - Leo

Rudy - Gemini

Finn - Cancer

Jess - Scorpio

Abby - Aquarius

Alex - Aries

#misfits #nathan young #alisha daniels #kelly bailey #simon bellamy #curtis donovan #rudy wade #finn peters #jess #abby smith #alex #astrology #crack astrology #media

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Can you please explain to me why my Cancer friend likes to "cuddle" me so much? ( I'm a Capricorn-Aquarius cusp BTW) And I'm sorry if I came off as a bit mean or formal I love your blog!

Haha, it's okay! It's funny because my best friend is a capricorn-aquarius cusp and we have a Cancer friend who loves to hug/cuddle.

That's just how Cancers are, really. They really really really REALLY like to hug and cuddle and everything. They are huge softies

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Can a libra and cancer have a long loving relationship?

A cancer-libra relationship will have a really good domestic life and atmosphere but they don't usually get along

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Sagittarians speak their mind

#sagittarius #sagif #astrology #crack astrology

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The Signs as Kollektivet Songs

Aries: I Wash My Ass Like a Man

Taurus: Too Small for Me

Gemini: Superheroes Can't Be Gay

Cancer: I Wanna Be the Little Spoon

Leo: Compliments

Virgo: Who's Gonna Clean It Up

Libra: Young Young Young Young Young Young Party

Scorpio: Passive Aggression

Sagittarius: Crazy Hangover

Capricorn: Ignorance is Bliss

Aquarius: Quality Time

Pisces: That Guy

#astrology #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #all signs #kollektivet #crack astrology

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Sun in Libra

yea m8 look at dat shit

You are a Libra if you were born between 21st September and 20th October but it changes slightly every year

Their element is Air

Their planet is Venus

Their body part is Kindey

TRAITS

super mainstream like what

Like being around people

Sociable

Peaceful as heck

Creative fuckers

Best friends with Aquarius

Flirty

Loyal

Fun

Nice to everyone

Have excellent weighing skills

These motherfuckers are so mainstream so if you are a Libra hipster, too bad because you are still mainstream. Libras are fun to be around because they are soo nice to everyone and they are loyal so they are really good friends. They like to party and be pretty. They are all complete girls. Can be a bit critical but they are some of the nicest people you will meet.

Libra's theme song is this

#libra #astrology #libra sun

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Why don't u post?are you dead?Or is school killing you?what?

i am very alive

sorry for not posting i literally had no time during the holidays but i have time now so motherfucking yay 

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What's so bad about capricorns? Wh do you keep hating on them?

I don't hate them, I love them

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are u a taurus bc im p sure ur a taurus (also how do u even say taurus idk dude)

I am indeed a Taurus and Taurus is pronounced tooroos believe me 100% m8

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At your sun in Virgo post it says you are a Leo if born between ..... Think you made a little mistake there. Love your blog its cool and it thought me some new things I am a Pisces btw hope you had a nice day

Oh yes thank you friend

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i like absolutely love your account

thank you! when i first started, i didnt think it would get that many positive reactions so this is great

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Yo bro I'm Aries and I'm not mad at everything.

but m8

by sending me this

doesnt that show that youre just a bit mad

(its okay i actually dont know anything about astrology and i stereotype everything and i love aries and i think you guys are rly cool

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Sun in Virgo

Wow look at that sign

You are a Virgo if you were born between 21st August and 20th September but it changes slightly every year

Their element is Earth

Their planet is Mercury

Their body part is Digestive System

TRAITS

Neat freaks

Nervous people

Organised

Health obsessed

Overthink shit

Critics

Don’t take criticism

Picky as hell

Actual girls

Virgos are really freaking neat and stuff. They judge a lot but don’t you dare to judge them. They are farmers. They work hard and they are perfectionists. Virgos are healthy individuals who are very quirky and are fun to be around. They are commonly heart-breakers so watch out m8s because they are sort of evil. They’re best friends with Taureans and so don’t mess with Virgos because Taureans will go after you as well. 

Their theme song is this

#virgo #astrology #crack astrology #sun in virgo

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Virgo thoughts

#virgo #astrology #vigif