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maggie was a purse dog😭💕 pls hold me I've collapsed

aww cox mention! missed that boy

more on natemac's idyllic life in the mountains:

nate galavanting around town running errands with a purse dog is my favourite image ever now. we know he loves his monogrammed gear and only the best for maggie ofc

home in time for dinner and playtime and

his sleep must be so fulfilling i feel delirious thinking about it

bless. same. don't ask about my tumblr consumption tho k go back to your book

or videogame or podcast

so then just a lil hart discourse to wrap it up:

🫠 this man is my everything

#natty mac #i’m obsessed with him carrying around a little purse dog

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Hockey RPF writers being known across fandoms as literary masters

When I first started reading MattDrai fics on AO3 I remember thinking “wait what the HELL is going on why is this the most consistently well-written fanfiction I’ve read in any fandom? Is this a thing? Do people know??” And apparently it is and they do.

#amen

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🌸 F L O W E R F E S T 🌸

Hi friends! Flower is staying for another year and we really want to make the most of it. This fest is meant as a chance (or an excuse) to put him front and center. Submit a prompt, write a fic, make some Flower art, come be insane about Flower with us.

Sign-up Opens: Wed 01 May 2024  Sign-up Closes: Fri 31 May 2024  Assignments Due: Fri 28 Jun 2024  Works Revealed: Sun 30 Jun 2024 

Flower Fest is an open fest and anyone is welcome to join, whether to prompt, to claim, or both. You will need an AO3 account to participate, but you do not need to be a fic writer. Any contributions are welcome! For any questions message @beforewecame or @simmyfrobby.

Sign-up opens May first. For rules and guidelines: check out the AO3 page.

#this is cool #flowerfest #marc andre fleury #fic fest

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sid’s really testing the seams of those suit pants 😂

there but for the grace of Daphnee 👑

#‘only 2’ #squidney crocsby

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the thing about that kid is like okay sure i’ll play along with you and i’ll pretend every hit he’s ever laid is totally clean and any injuries were just freak incidents of bad luck because he’s so tall and he would never want to hurt anyone and his team is definitely not encouraging him to hurt anyone. okay? everything i’m about to say is taking all of that in consideration in good faith. if these are the results of good, clean hits, and they’re legal, then the nhl needs to change its rules about hits. i don’t care if someone is 6’7. if they can’t finish a hit without direct head contact they shouldn’t be laying them at all. “aw, that sucks, why does he have to play differently than anyone else” because everyone else seems capable of not knocking out multiple players in a season where they had the second lowest ice time in the league. sorry! players not getting traumatic head injuries is more important to me than making sure everyone can hit anyone they want however they want in the name of fairness, and it should be for the league too.

i don’t understand why this is controversial. last season when i said if an elbow to the head in the middle of the ice is a legal hit they need to change what a legal hit is i got so many people angry with me and it’s like, for what? for what? i am not talking about these types of players on a personal level, i am not insulting teams out of rivalries, i am not implying all fans of these players or teams are bad people. when a style of play has proven to be dangerous time and time and time and time and time again, then that style of play needs to be removed from the game. if next season sidney crosby decided his new move was laying out opponents by elbowing them in the head i would feel the exact same way. if you absolutely cannot play hockey without posing serious and long-term risk to the health of your opponents on the ice, you should not be playing hockey. the end. legal hits clean hits head down height difference i don’t care it doesn’t matter. even believing that it’s an accident every time. you should not be on that ice if you are incapable of playing safely.

#yup

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Theise on getting to play in the PWHL at age 23

#taylor heise #pwhl

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OH MY GOD. I’M DEAD.

I’ve never seen this before. This kills me. Jesus.

#lmaoooooo #sedins #henrik sedin #daniel sedin

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"rpf seems like a lot of research and work" well exactly. you can't just watch/read the whole content. you have to be insane. you have to put yourself in the shoes of a conspiracy theorist and a historian at the same time. you have to look up the most asinine bullshit. it's a hard job but SOMEONE has to do it for the sake of old man yaoi and old woman yuri!

#we r all scholars in the science of Old People Fucking

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acts of god, tornado by heather mchugh

(x, x, x)

#pk subban #carey price #pkcarey

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grinning crookedly while gushing about how hard nate works? i know what you are

#likely thing for him to do #squidney crocsby #sidnate #natty mac

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it's been a minute, but...... some face sketches from the past little while :>

#hi hello these r beautiful love your sketch style #n i’ve gone too long without reblogging ur art #adelphenium

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may I request some pk and price art? im obsessed with their dynamic of shy serious quiet country boy who only opens up and smiles around loud rambunctious comic city boy

pk + pricey!! so sad this era was before my time... what i wouldn't give to see their dynamic irl.....

tysm for the req !!

#BABES #pk subban #carey price #pkcarey #love them so much by far the most underrated ship from the post lockout era

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Some time at the barn

#SAVE A HORSE RIDE A GOALIE #WHATS HE SO HOT FOR #philipp grubauer

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oh… :(

#i love that 36 year old crying man #pens #jeff carter #squidney crocsby #medveni malkin

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Jaromir Jagr most unerrated weird old hockey man! He rigged his own draft! He had one of the greatest mullets of all time! He's the Rangers all-time leader both points and goals in a season, despite being a) a Ranger for 5 minutes and b) 33 at the time, and that's maybe not in the top 10 most impressive things he did in his career. He keeps resetting his own timer for his Hall of Fame introduction because he wont stop playing at 52! Does he have dirt on Father Time or something?

i love jaro he's got everything... a fraught old man yaoi situation with lemieux.... a controversially younger girlfriend (she's 30) ... a peanut butter sponsorship... played games both a) against the hartford whalers and b) with matthew tkachuk....

#it’s true #jaromir jagr #i’m not over him wearing a signed lemieux jersey at the pens game #instead of his own that he’d just retired

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literally the funniest way it could possibly happen, i am so happy

#clown conference

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hi. i made an art insta. i’m currently uploading the backlog of prints i have on my print shop on the insta (which includes a boatload of hockey art), but obvs also non-hockey art. idk if people are still on insta or anything, but if ur into it, here ya go

(if you were wondering, i also have an art blog on tumblr @tamerof where i also reblog/post art that i post on here)