"Are you sure you're fine living on this street?" "Yes mom. The werewolves across the street party too loud, but they turn it down if I ask them. Plus the vampire family next door keeps the crime rate low here"
In his defense though bowser did steal princess peach
"Just let me get this straight. You lot come into my country, slaughter my people, massacre my army, plunder and steal from the cities, sack this very castle, murder my children, and you DARE to call ME the villain?"
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