You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
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Secret Panel HERE 🐿 tapas.io/episode/204507
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tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads
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Tegole Valdostane are delicious thin and crispy cookies from the Aosta Valley region of Italy. Made with ground hazelnuts and almonds they’re so easy to make. Perfect served with coffee or ice cream!
Full recipe–> https://www.insidetherustickitchen.com/tegole-valdostane/
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small cat, big cat
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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
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