Some thoughts I had after seeing this photo that are probably a little “mature”
I was thinking about the sonic as a vibrator and I was taking about that with my friend, especially after seeing that photo. And she sent me this link
Sadly the links within it don’t work but a) I knew I wasn’t alone in the universe with this train of thought and b) the absolute nugget that I loved was this:
In the year it was written (2013), any number of actors could have been cited, but I love that they chose to describe a ‘screaming, David Tennant-inspired orgasm.’
So while we can’t have our own sonic screwdriver vibrators it seems, nothing stops us having DT-inspired orgasms!
I was in a group of people who were rebelliously breaking curfew. David was part of the group, it was like we were protesting or undercover or something. We ended up having to go into a police station - David suggested it - hiding in plain sight. He was very Doctor-y. I was terrified but following his lead as we walked through the crowded station. He was so confident. I asked what to do if they decided to ask me any questions. He knew exactly what to do and I was so impressed by him, so in awe. He told me, and all of us in the group, “if they pick you up just keep it simple, change your name but keep everything else the same then you wont be so nervous.” I watched him breeze through like he’d done this all before and I made a point of sticking with him to protect me.
Then everyone else we were with disappeared and we were in an airport, possibly on some other kind of undercover mission. Again we had to be careful and observant as we were walking through crowds of people. We saw a couple kissing and I said to him, “I wouldn’t mind a bit of that”, and he pulled me close and something like “the perfect cover” and smiled. I was melting but trying to remain professional. Then he said “I like your jumper” (it was a crochet/open stitch thing, I don’t know the term, with lots of holes in, orange, green and purple - sounds hideous but it was nice! Maybe a bit like his fluffy jumper). Then he said something vaguely suggestive about it, he held me even closer and kissed me. I was practically swooning, he was holding me up. We were surrounded by people rushing from place to place in a busy airport but all I could see was him. We had then negotiate our way out of the airport, which was fraught with dangers, it was very much a Doctor Who situation and god I’d love to be his companion, so a total wish fulfilment dream.