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yeah

#she said #:[ ]

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cola is sulking because i wont let her go play in bleach

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just some guy

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theres a fairy in the office

her name is dorabell

to have to work in corporate

i dont know what fate she befell

but shes amazing at her job now

faxes, taxes, the hard sell

though everything she says feels like

some kind of trick or spell

maybe im just paranoid

but i simply cant dispel

the concern of hidden meaning

in "i hope this email finds you well"

#mine

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so funny to me how tiny chanse and angela look in this shot. like. somebody said at the start of this stream that it looked like two dads and their kids on the couch and its simply true

#smosh #its because the couch is fucking huge but ian only uses the edge of the seat

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the reactions to this meme are the perfect example of the rising average age of tumblrs userbase

gonna make the blandest most basic meme i can think of brb

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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just got back from tim travelling* to the future

* not to be confused with time travelling; tim travelling is when you and a guy named tim thyme travel** to

** not to be confused with time travelling;

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if the first gardevoir you caught was male youre probably trans now

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IN BALDURS GATE 3

weirdly easy to rob all the high security vaults in the bank

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weirdly easy to rob all the high security vaults in the bank

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better check my local news see whats going on in the area

ok

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made this post right before i fell asleep and heres my waking analysis:

- very accurate. this is how every single one of these videos goes, right down to saying "without further ado" and then there being further ado

- manscaped VPN is very funny. what would that even be. is it a regular VPN made by manscaped or is it like... a VPN for... no i shant say

- funniest part of the post however is not the accuracy or the punchline. it is the casual implication of the existence of a "snickers aisle"

in this video ill be going over the creepy groceries iceberg. now if you dont know an iceberg is a way of organising information that gets more obscure or weird the further you go down. okay without further ado lets get right into it. remember to like hit the bell and subscribe. the first tier is the surface tier so the first entry we are gonna go over is snickers bars. so some say these are just normal chocolate treats but what you might not know is they also contain peanuts, which in some cases can cause allergic reactions which have been known to actually unalive people. now some people do believe this is just a regular thing to see in a grocery store and they put them there because people "like the taste" but to me that doesnt seem likely. others think they are a secret government weapon and theres actually a ton of evidence like this picture of obama with somebody eating a snickers in the background. ill leave a link to the snickers wikipedia page in the description below if you wanna check it out and come to your own conclusion but all i know is im gonna be avoiding the snickers aisle at my local supermarket next time i buy groceries. speaking of groceries, todays sponsor is manscaped VPN

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in this video ill be going over the creepy groceries iceberg. now if you dont know an iceberg is a way of organising information that gets more obscure or weird the further you go down. okay without further ado lets get right into it. remember to like hit the bell and subscribe. the first tier is the surface tier so the first entry we are gonna go over is snickers bars. so some say these are just normal chocolate treats but what you might not know is they also contain peanuts, which in some cases can cause allergic reactions which have been known to actually unalive people. now some people do believe this is just a regular thing to see in a grocery store and they put them there because people "like the taste" but to me that doesnt seem likely. others think they are a secret government weapon and theres actually a ton of evidence like this picture of obama with somebody eating a snickers in the background. ill leave a link to the snickers wikipedia page in the description below if you wanna check it out and come to your own conclusion but all i know is im gonna be avoiding the snickers aisle at my local supermarket next time i buy groceries. speaking of groceries, todays sponsor is manscaped VPN

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I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

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