dampsleeves

[dampsleeves]

Exactly, exactly,, see? you get it.

"are you fox pretty or bunny pretty?"

'pretty' fucking horny ,, i need a man's big nose inside me. can i get an amen????!

#spiidervent #snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneezeblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz thoughts #snz fet

[dampsleeves]

// ocd mention -

ocd is so unserious. like it's a serious mental disorder but like idk i find it very goofy that sometimes my brain's casually like "you must turn on the lights 4 times or else you will DIE. and your entire family will DIE. and your legs will FALL OFF. and you will get hit by a CAR!!!"

like lmao what the fuck?? ok bro chill.

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

who up were-ing their wolf? (me)

i'm getting the crankies rn,, but also the moon is out and i fuckin love the moon so i'm ok :]

whoever said being a trans man on testosterone is exactly like being a werewolf was very correct. ive been exhibitig very werewolf symptoms so be warned: > you get crankier > you get hairy > you get hungry as fuck > you get (a little) stronger > you get hairy > you get hairy > you wear jorts > you fuckin love the moon > you get hairy

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

just found out me & one of my fav creators/artists have an oc with the same (specific ass) name

great minds think alike /hj >:]

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

i think i might want a snake more than i want a boyfriend tbh

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[dampsleeves]

i want a snake </3

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

archer anon still cookin (sorry i didnt mean to reply THIS late omg)

okay so like. there's this stoic archer guy, and he's training someone because there are people after them. but then. he's shot with a blowdart, falls unconcious, and plunges into a river. trainee manages to rescue him and he wakes up in a cave or cottage or something. she's taking care of him. after he recovers, she notices that he's acting out of sorts. he's slower, his aim is off, he's less aware of the surroundings. she's concerned, but tries to brush it off. he's probably just tired, right? later, one day, they're hiding out when he sneezes. that's when it clicks.

hgjdhffhh anon, you are absolutely cooking here

sickie archer x caretaker trainee >>>

#snzblr #snz #sneezeblr #illness kink #spiideranswers

[dampsleeves]

back to your regularly scheduled programming:

guh.. i need lae'zel so bad.

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

and if you ARE still gonna send any hate my way, please at least try to be creative?? I'm from midwestern america, I've been called worse than a monkey lmao

this is a blog for horny and positivity :]

tbh i think i just needa stop answering nasty anons,, bc it seems like that's what they want lol

from now on they're just getting deleted fr

#spiidervent #not snz #like sorry thats weak as fuck

[dampsleeves]

Congested moans are so underrated. After a sneeze, after a nose blow, sometimes just by themselves with nothing else attached to them. Just letting you know how congested and miserable the person is.

[dampsleeves]

tbh i think i just needa stop answering nasty anons,, bc it seems like that's what they want lol

from now on they're just getting deleted fr

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

Do you have more forrest lore for us? (Or maybe even more eden facts?) hope thats okay to ask!

oooh hell yeah!! :] (also never ever worry ab oc questions fr,, it's always a yes! I count myself super lucky to be able to yap about my little guys,, without it being considered mad annoying lmao)

Forrest isn't nearly as traumatized as Eden, but I mean he's lived for almost 24 years now so he has still had bad things happen to him :( He lost his father when he was 3, once he broke his arm after jumping off a moving swing when he was 11, and he was bullied in school quite a bit too because he grew up in a rough part of indiana, as an autistic trans kid. But he's cool now, since he has his mom - who is an angel fr, he's got lots of friends & coworkers (& Eden) who love him dearly, and he hasn't jumped off of any swings in almost 13 years lmao Not to mention has a boyfriend who indulges him in his kinks >:] So he's living a pretty great life, all things considered. As for some more lore,, Forrest is diabetic and has since he's a little squeamish when it comes to sticking himself, he'll always have Eden help him with his insulin pump (& his T shots lol)

aaaand damn. if i think of anything more,, I'll let u know :3

#spiideranswers #not snz #oc eden & oc forrest

[dampsleeves]

this community is so cool we all get to be HornyOnMain like we have a mutual understanding that we’re all just stroking our shit together and i think that’s wonderful

[dampsleeves]

do you think allergy sneezes or cold sneezes are hotter for you in opinion??

idkkk i was just wondering 🙉🫂

i love you !!! 🦋🦋

Ooooh good question anon! ((Also aww :] ))

imo I’d def go with allergy sneezes. Don’t get me wrong, cold sneezes rock too but idk there’s something about an allergen to me that’s better than an illness.

Like I feel like I’d get more sneezes outta someone with a pollen allergy by twisting a flower stamen along their nostril, than outta someone with a cold.

Though cold definitely takes immediate second place bc contagion 🤤🤤🤤

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[dampsleeves]

cute date idea: dragging your fingers in and out of me, while i drag mine along the rims of your sensitive nostrils :] let's see who drenches who first.

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[dampsleeves]

"reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you" don't play with me, if i could i'd be having people rate me out of 3 stars,, to lmk how normal and regular and human i seemed in an earlier conversation.

#spiidervent #not snz

[dampsleeves]

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

#not snz #spiidervent