#snz fet

[mochisnz]

this community is so cool we all get to be HornyOnMain like we have a mutual understanding that we’re all just stroking our shit together and i think that’s wonderful

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[blahhhbleh]

Crying about this stupid ass couple I made today plague doctor allergic to herbs and flowers while his priest husband and him argue about science vs religion THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY (expect real non small art of these two in the future

DONT REPOST TO NONKINK BLOGS PLEASEEEEE

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[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

in your pinned post you said you help with the more academic side of things. Can you help explain good sneeze spellings and descriptions please? I use the same two in most of my stuff and I want to give the OCs in my head specific sneezes. I know how they sound but I don’t know how to write it down if that makes sense. Please send help.

Of course! I’m not exactly the expert on that sort of thing, but I am more than willing to help you out, especially since I’ve totally been there — you would not believe how I used to spell my sneezes.

Here’s a short little cheat sheet that you can use…although, if you need more specific examples, feel free to send another ask!

Releases:

______’CHNX! — a harsh stifle

______’CHH! — a less harsh stifle or more “polite” sneeze

_______’ TSH! — not quite a stifle, but a more controlled release

______’CHNXIEW! — failed stifle

______’CHNX’iew! — successful stifle with a false ending

______’CH’HIEW! — cartoony, or just more dramatic sneeze

______’CHIEW! — slightly cuter, but can be a basic sneeze

______’SHIEW! — basic wet sneeze

______’PTSHIEW! — can be cute based on volume, but can be used as basic

______’CHOO! — basic big sneeze

______’CHUH! — unapologetic, big sneeze

______’CHHHIEW! — big, wet sneeze

Build-Ups:

HUP’______! — caught off guard

HTCH’______! — basic, but usually leads to a bigger or wetter sneeze

HETCH’_______! — take cover; big and wet sneeze is on the way

HA’_______! — the jeans of build-ups; can go with pretty much anything; can also allow for bigger flares of the nostrils

GAH’______! — really caught off guard, or really didn’t want to sneeze

HIH’_______! — quick build-up; usually used for quicker, smaller, or cuter sneezes, but not always

RAH/GRAH’______! — animalistic; I usually just reserve this for furry content or monsters

Also, experiment with what gets capitalized and what doesn’t. Quiet parts can be completely lowercase, and louder completely uppercase. For example:

h’tsh! sounds a lot quieter than H’TSH!

Based on what part you want to emphasize, you can also bold or italicize. For example:

H’tsh! focuses more on the build-up, while h’TSH! focuses more on the release.

There are also COUNTLESS combinations, including within the same category (e.g TSHIEW!), so I would recommend experimenting to find what you like to use! Everyone’s spellings are different, and it depends a lot on style, tone, and plain personal preference.

Also, this is all based on my personal experience. While I tried to make it as foundational as possible, it is still quite possible you’ll have sneeze spellings very different from mine and other writers. And that’s okay! Just keep writing what makes sense and feels good to you.

Don’t worry, this gets easier with practice, I promise!

(And hey, if you are a more…auditory learner, maybe I’ll make a wav showcasing these different types of sneezes.)

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[dampsleeves]

showering with your partner is already super intimate by itself... but what about showering with your SICK partner? not fucking around like usual, just making sure they stay safe and get clean, because they just feel so weak.

letting them lean on you to keep their balance - because their legs are all wobbly - while you scrub their back and shoulders. having to keep making sure they're not dozing off while you gently wash their hair. them sneezing so messily that you need to rewash their face, but you don't mind as long as they're taken care of.

idk idk I love domestic snz sm <3

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[nametakensff]

Okay, here's a little wav of me trying to sneeze as loudly and violently as I can! I tried really hard to fight back letting myself sneeze multiple, smaller sneezes the way I'm prone to do normally 😮‍💨

((I couldn't go for any longer than this because I was getting lightheaded and my ribs started to hurt?? 💀 RIP. Still fun

I induced these with a hair pin and I think if I tried to sneeze this hard with chhinkni I would actually pass out))

#maybe they don't sound as big as they felt lol but fuck me they did a number on me #shaking like a leaf afterwards #ntwav #sneeze wav #sneeze kink #snz kink #snz fucker #snzblr #snz fet #sneeze fucker

[snzcold]

Someone with a cold so bad that each time they have a sneezing fit, they always end it with a groan. Bonus if they are being taken care of someone, they keep complaining about how they feel so awful and wished the sneezing would stop.

"Hh-Ik'shiew! Hah- HECHOO! Ugh.. Sdfft. Dabbit, I caddot breah- H'IKSHEW! Hdn, Ugh Please.. Bage it stob" Their partner could only look at their poor companion's state and help them wipe the mess on their partner's nose witha tissue. "You sound congested. You should blow" The partner suggested.

"Ugghd, Id's do use. Id would juh- Hahh-H'EKSHOO! Ih-ITCHHEW! Sdffrk, bage by dose idtchier. Ugh" They groaned as they savour what was last of the tissue they kept sneezing on. The day went by with them sneezing and complaining all day with their partner just listening and taking care of them.

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[natinbrackets]

"Do you smell that?"

"Hih'ITSHHOoo!"

"I'll take that as a yes."

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[mochisnz]

the vanillas strike again with the out of pocket shit

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[4108927]

inducing someone with your fingers is such a hot visual — pushing up the ball of their nose, dragging a nail down their septum, scratching the sensitive entrance of their nostril, pinching it shut, rubbing it to induce more sneezes like the list is endless plus them sneezing desperately into your hand

#4tp #like someone whimpering bc my fingers are tickling them so badly is everything to me #snz #snzblr #snz fet #snzfucker #snz kink #snz scenario #snez

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

A well spoken person, who usually uses the utmost decorum and the most graceful language, shuffles in and collapses on the nearest piece of furniture.

Of course, you are immediately at their side, asking what’s the matter with them.

“I don’d…h’kshiew!…feel so good…”

All grammar and etiquette of speech is lost when one has a raging cold.

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[dampsleeves]

"i'm so fucking sick of you-"

SICK????!!!??>#! *STARTS JAKING OFF*

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[sneezarify]

My nose is a tickly mess and I can’t cope

On Friday at work, I had a constant tickle in my nose and was sneezing… silly me was excited, like oh I love sneezing, until later that evening my throat started getting sore. I have been doing everything in my power to stop getting sick! Which means I’ve been stuck in this pre-cold hitchy phase rather than getting to the sneezy phase! Help me!!!

#sick snzs #sick sneezes #snz #snz kink #snzfucker #sneeze kink #snz fet #snz wav #snz audio #snzblr #snz fucker #Hitching but not sneezing #Hitchy mess #I’m so tickly I can’t take it #Morning recording #No more colds

[ticklessobad]

I have a very simple request. :) It is simply to make your sneezing fit sound as desperate as you can possibly muster, by vocalizing the buildups, saying things like "oh no!" "watch out!" "it just won't stop!" etc.

Basically, it's stuff you've done before but...it drives me crazy in the best way!

Ask and you shall receive (my best attempt at this)

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[zensations35]

Bottoms Up (Haz/bin Wav)

This one's been in the works for a while, and I had a good reason to finish it today. A dash of angry adrenaline, a bag of saline, and a good cause-- enjoy the entire hotel gang having a silly, sneezy drinking 'contest'.

*see bottom for transcript!!*

NOTE!! If you enjoy this, and you'd like to contribute to me, you can 'tip' me by donating to @vahnibee via THIS LINK. (see her most recent post for info-- I'll be reblogging it later, but seriously. Anything helps)

TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS:

Angel: So, Val made this hot new drink and it gets ya super fucked, like you wont even believe!

Husk: *laughs* Yeah sure

Angel: I’m serious! Even tight pants would be trippin over his fucking antlers

Alastor: ٨ـ

Vaggie: Honestly I could use something strong after today

Angel: Ohohoh?? Tiny Tits wants to get wasted? What are we, in End Days?

Vaggie: Are you gonna deliver, or is this all talk like the time you told us you could eat five jumbo pickles at once without using your mouth? 

Angel: Easy toots, there’s a catch. Moth boy…he’s a little weird. This drink…it make’s you sneeze. Sooo…

Sir Pentious: *cackles* Give it here, spider! I shall be the only one immune to this toxin! For I am a snake. An snakes do not sneeze! 

Vaggie: Oh ho this'll be good.

Sir Pentious: *sneezes viciously and embarrassingly twice* Ohh dear… 

Angel: Toldja so! What about you, tight pants? You in?

Alastor: Hmmm, no. I think you will all regret having me participate. But it certainly is sadistically intriguing to ẇ̸̹͙͓̪̇͠a̶̖͚̙̽̆t̴̩͖̦̀c̶͉̥͗̉ͅh̵̺̞̊.

Angel: oooookay …fuckin weirdo. *looks at Husk* You’re being awful quiet over there, whiskers. Are you gonna drink, or what?

Husk: Ehh, I uhh. *embarrassed mumbling*

Angel: What? Afraid of a little--

Charlie: *sneezing* Oh! Okay! *sneezes* Wow! It really *sneezes* Does!! *sneezes again* Vaggie! You should try holding back.

Vaggie: *slams drink* Whoo! Ok I got this.

Charlie: You got this!

Vaggie: I am strong!

Charlie: You are strong!

Vaggie: I am queen of  -- *instant violent sneeze* Goddammit

Charlie: Aww babe, it’s ok, you’re still my queen

Sir Pentious: Wait, I thought you were the princess, my dear? 

Charlie: What?

Angel: Well, fuzzbutt, you gonna drink or what?

Husk: Um, I…I uh--

Angel: Come on! Are you losing your alcoholic card over this? 

Husk: I’m not I just--

Alastor: Oh do tell them, Husker. It’s so very amusing.

All: What?? Tell us!

Husk: Rgh, it’s not a big fuckin deal just…

Angel: Oh my gawd I will literally suck fifteen dicks at the same time if someone will just tell me what the big fucken secret is (and I totally can) *clicks cheek*

Husk: *growls* Fine. I’ll drink If…the Radio Demon drinks too.

Alastor: Hmm~ fine, but I did warn you.

All chanting: Go go go!

Husk: *drinks* *kitteny stifles*

*All laughing*

Angel: Oh my fuck Husk your sneeze! I can’t decide if it’s cute or hilarious! Or kinky~

Sir Pentious: I am no longer feeling self conscious about my sneeze!

Husk: Alright alright! You got your chuckles. It’s Radiohead’s turn. Wait…

Angel: Wait, where did he go?

Vaggie: The booze is gone! Where…

Charlie: Alastor?!

٨ـﮩﮩ٨

*drink pours*

Alastor: Mmm, it is quite good. *sip* *sneeze*

*hotel powers down*

All: What the fuck! Come on!

Alastor: *laughs*

Fade out

#whew i did it #i wondered if i'd get around to this #i crawled out of my hole and did it #TAKE THAT DEPRESSION #will i crawl back into my hole after this? #probably #but this was a fun silly time #pentious was really fun tbh #how many times i had to do his laugh was ridiculous #i should make a blooper reel because i finally got his snz down and the noises i made were just so funny #snz #snz wav #haz/bin #snz audio #zen audio #snz fic #hazbin snz #snz fet #snz kink