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darylspissslit · 11 hours
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Someone tell me I don't need to spend $250 that I really shouldn't spend on a ticket close to the ring for a WWE event (even though it would be on my birthday). I could go and only buy the $25 ticket 🤔.
But it's also in South Carolina which is like 20 hours away 🤣.
I was obsessed with WWE when I was a kid and I've started to get back into it and now I wanna go see it for my birthday
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darylspissslit · 18 hours
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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darylspissslit · 1 day
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darylspissslit · 3 days
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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darylspissslit · 3 days
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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.
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darylspissslit · 4 days
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My son's grandma got him a god damn puzzle piece "please be patient I have autism" shirts 🙄 now she's gonna walk around being the "oh poor me, I babysit an autistic child" grandma and I'm not letting that shit happen. She is not special, us as his parents aren't special, and he is not special. He's a kid just like every other kid and she is not about to make his autism about her
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darylspissslit · 8 days
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IM HORNY BUT NOT LIKE THAT HORNY BUT ALSO YES LIKE THAT HORNY. BUT MOSTLY I'M HORNY FOR AFFECTION 😭. I want someone to wrap their arms around me and just hold me. I want someone to cuddle up with me and watch TV. I want someone to brush my hair behind my ear and kiss my cheeks and forehead. I want someone who will listen when I talk because it seems like everyone else in my life literally doesn't listen to a goddamn word I say ever. I want someone who will get excited over stupid little things with me.Everybody nowadays sucks, they either don't give a shit about getting to know you before they try to have sex or they pretend to care long enough to get what they want, and on top of it all people love to lie. Choosing to be alone is nice and i prefer being alone but fuck when the loneliness sinks in at random times.
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darylspissslit · 9 days
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happy lesbian visibility week!!! lesbians i love you ~ 🤍🧡❤️
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darylspissslit · 9 days
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Tumblr is such my safe space.
Bored in public? Tumblr.
High? Tumblr.
Going thru some shit? Tumblr.
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darylspissslit · 10 days
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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darylspissslit · 18 days
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If you want a thick chick then you have to accept the fact the girls are going to be thick and fat in all places, not just your desired places
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darylspissslit · 18 days
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darylspissslit · 19 days
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I just wanted to let you all know that @just-a-hardcore-simp-who-writes hast stolen my fic After the Bridge.
This is theirs.
And here's mine
Also some screenshot from mine
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And theirs.
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I guess Tumblr won't do anything but at least I wanted to let my followers know.
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darylspissslit · 19 days
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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me
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darylspissslit · 20 days
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I wanted Daryl and Connie to be something so badly. I could write a whole essay about that, but I'm just going to say that she makes him softer. He was giggling and smiling every time she was around. My baby was long gone for her, and AMC ruined it as always
HE GIGGLED WITH HER LET'S BE FOR REAL RIGHT NOW
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darylspissslit · 23 days
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On Monday, April 8, 2024, there’ll be a total solar eclipse – and it’ll be the last one to cross North America for 20 years. Make sure you’re tuned in to our live broadcast for this exciting event: there’ll be views from along the path of totality, special guests, and plenty of science.
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darylspissslit · 23 days
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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it
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