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magnus: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.

everyone:

alec, sighing: ...i did. i broke it

magnus: no, no you didn't. jace?

jace: don't look at me, look at izzy

izzy: what? i didn't break it

jace: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

izzy: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken

jace: suspicious.

izzy: no, it's not!

clary: if it matters, probably not, but simon was the last one to use it

simon: liar! i can't even drink that crap!

clary: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

simon: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, clary!

alec: okay that's enough. i broke it. let me pay for it, magnus

magnus: no! who broke it?

everyone:

clary: magnus... jace's been awfully quiet

jace: rEALLY?

[everyone starts arguing]

magnus, later to catarina: i broke it. i burned my hand and my magic accidentally fried it

magnus: i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

cat: good. it was getting a little chummy around here

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Magnus after his first date with Alec

Translation:

I don' even know her (him) right/enough

A kiss means friendship, sex and love

Anywhere in the world, no matters the religion

For a kiss of their mouth I go to heave I talk with God

#Magnus is so in love with Alec that I imagine him making a seletion of music in all the lenguages that he speak for listen romantic lyrics #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #malec headcanons #malec #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #shc #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #alec lightwood #magnus bane #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #lightwood bane family #THEY LOVE MAKE ME FEEL THAT ROMANTIC MUSIC MAKES SENSE #Spotify

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my tradwife alec post accidentally pop off...pookie bear babygirl im so sorry for your next election campaign

#In my headcanons I am sure that Rafe and Max don't met him forgive that he is a sugar baby #probably Jace neither #of course i am jealous #alec is leaving the dream #his sugar pay the bills and while he work as an activist #or at list is my dream jaaja #shadowhunters headcanons #shadowhunters #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes

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Alec collect info about demons, demonic dimensions, his family and laws😻😭

ALEC MY MAN

I can’t believe how accurate this is. I’ve had a rock collection since I was a kid, and I’m still collecting them to this day.

Do any of you relate to this? If so, what do you like to collect? It can be plushies, toys, whatever. :)

Neurodivergent Girl

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I am sure that the Lightwood-Bane have a playlist with all the music that each of them like because they have really big differences in musical tastes. So there they go, in the car, listening to Taylor Swift, then Camila, then AC DC and then Let it go from Frozen.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #lightwood bane family #alec lightwood bane #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #alec lightwood #magnus bane #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #max lightwood bane #malec #rafael lightwood bane #Lightwood-Bane Family headcanons

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Ty grew up so handsome. The girls must be all over him. Or the boys...

SPECIFICALLY ONE BOY *wink wonk*

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Everybody: Alec is so shy, he probable is struggling with his intimacy with Magnus.

Alec since the first moment: Tell me all about you, I don't fucking care if it take us a full year of me just listening to you. Let me kiss you, in the first date, I am autistic and I don't care about social cues. Take all of me, every inch of skin, is not importante for me if you created a cult by accident and we are being chased by demons. I need to feel you on me. I need YOU. Teach me how to love, how to DO love to you, because although I am not even close to be the first one I am who loves you more than anyone.

I choose to be obsessed with you, since the first look, love me with all of you because I already gave you all of me.

#malec headcanons #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters headcanons #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #alec lightwood #magnus bane #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #malec #lightwood bane family #Instagram

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Rafe: Dad, why I can not date her!? I am in love, she is good, take care of me and never EVER do something that make me feel inconfortable. NEVER.

Alec: Rafael, she is 8 years older, you are 16. Is a big no, end of the conversación.

Rafael: You married a sugar 600 years older than you, that is no fair!

*slam the door*

Alec: You will not say something to him!?

Magnus: I mean, he is right... What should I say? It's time to apply. humanity's oldest strategy.

Alec: Which one?

Magnus: Pray.

#the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #alec lightwood #magnus bane #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #max lightwood bane #malec #rafael lightwood bane #teenager Rafael Lightwood-Bane #shc

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Lightwood-Bane Family Headcanons

• Rafael uses Duolingo to reinforce his Spanish and has a streak of more than 500 days, every morning he sits at the kitchen table to review his notes and argues with his cell phone in Spanish, leaving Alec always confused.

• Max is a fan of everything that ir related to the water because when he was little he was convinced of being a water fairy, initially because of the faeries and later because he fell deeply in love with Silvernist (a character from the fairy world of Tinkerbell). In his adolescence he discovered Percy Jackson and the Olympians, so now he is a voracious reader of youth and fantasy literature.

• Alec isn't very good at showing physical affection or with his words, but that has never stopped him from making his family feel loved. Since they adopted Rafael he has studied Spanish disciplinedly and learned to cook Latin American and Indonesian food for Magnus and Rafe. In the evenings he spends time studying with Max his spells and listening to him talk about his special interests (now both of them are experts on whales).

• Magnus was terrified at the idea of being a father, specially a bad one, and he's still not sure if he's doing it right most of the time, so he signed up for mundane parenting courses that Catarina recommended to him and read dozens of books on child and adolescent development, parenting and healing your inner child in sicret, so as not to transmit his traumas to children.

• Chairman Meow now has a little brother named Mandarina, at the children's request, an orange cat who has come to test his patience. Even with that he wouldn't change his family.

#incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #alec lightwood #malec #magnus bane #max lightwood bane #rafael lightwood bane #alec lightwood bane #magnus lightwood bane #lightwood bane family

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Alec is not a tradwife because I am sure that he didn't clean jajajaja

✔️married with two kids in his early 20s

✔️much older, richer husband

✔️ live in husband's apartment

✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)

you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife

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After three books of Kit endlessly pining over Ty and thinking his feelings were unrequited, Ty‘s POV in TWP is going to be like a punch in the face because suddenly we will have the POVs of two boys who are a pining mess for each other

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Do you remember the scene in Faerieland in which Cristina describes the dances as something super magical, in which not only couples danced, but they moved in groups?

Well, I have no doubt that they were dancing Swing Criollo, Bachata, Merengue, Salsa... from turn to turn you don't even know where you are, there can be up to 5 people dancing at the same time, it doesn't matter if you know the person; As long as the guide knows how to guide, you only need to know how to move your feet.

It's magic.

Faerieland sounds like Abya Yala

I mean, look at this

And also tell me that you see that and don't think on Kieran, Mark and Cristina:

#mark blackthorn #cristina rosales #kieran #mark Cristina and kieran #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #the infernal devices #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the last king of faerie #faerie #lord of shadows

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girls don't want flowers, they want magnus bane explaining to kit why love feels so painful at times but that it’s also supposed to make u feel like you’re coming back home after a long day and telling kit that he learned what true love was because of alec :[

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girls don't want flowers, they want magnus bane explaining to kit why love feels so painful at times but that it’s also supposed to make u feel like you’re coming back home after a long day and telling kit that he learned what true love was because of alec :[

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alec and clary's friendship has truly come a long way considering that it started by alec insisting a demon committed suicide just to deny the fact that clary killed it

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Let‘s not forget that we won‘t only get a KitTy love declaration in TWP but also them declaring how much they just missed each other

So imagine a scene in TLKOF where they solve a riddle together and for the first time in three years they just smile proudly at each other until Ty whispers „I missed you“ with a smile on his face and Kit confesses „I missed you too“

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LISTEN TO THIS HEAD CANON

Maybe Herondales feel terrify by ducks because they noticed that those little beatiful thing are kind of stalking them.

And maybe ducks do it because they have a really huge crush on Herondales.

before james was old enough to wield a seraph blade his weapon of choice was rather questionable…🪿

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

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