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Superman & Lois // Batman & Catwoman by Lee Weeks.

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Clark Kent? Oh, you mean Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist Lois Lane’s husband?

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Kal-El, last son of Krypton, will live to see the last stars go out.

Clark Kent, of Earth, will live to see the final breath leave his beloved’s chest.

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clark's first day at the daily planet was certainly memorable

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“You don’t have to listen to the music alone…dance with me.” -Lois Lane in Superman vol 6 #3

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Compilation of Lois Lane being terrible at spelling.

Bonus:

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This is heartbreaking 😭

Source: @bosslogic at instagram

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The idea of the justice league being to any degree like a Workplace is so funny to me. Imagine being a brand new superhero & walking into the break room in the Watchtower and Superman's in there doing the crossword. How would u deal w that emotionally.

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my batcat wishlist is very long but if Reeves gave me even one of these I would die:

1) Batman purposefully fucking over the cops so Selina can escape. Nothing funnier than when Gordon is like 'aren't you going to help us arrest her?!' and Bruce just goes 'No ❤️' and leaves.

2) Selina using Bruce as a chair. She loves to just...sit on him, or climb on his back and lay on top of him while using her phone, it's so funny.

3) Rooftop chase <3 this is the staple batcat trope, the relationship definer, and if we don't get one I will be so disappointed.

4) One of Selina's classic 'I did it for you, moron' moments when Bruce is questioning why she did something ""good"" or whatever. Like when she protects him from the other rogues 🥹

5) Bruce actually complimenting Selina to her face instead of just thinking to himself about how perfect and capable she is, lmao. Use your words, bat boy!

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ok but the way that Bruce looks so devastated when he thinks it’s Selina getting out of the car at the funeral and going in with Falcone and how he basically runs after them to catch up to her (even tho, like, if it was her, she wouldn’t even know who he was beyond Bruce Wayne, because she doesn’t know he’s Batman) and when the woman turns around and it isn’t her and he can barely contain his relief before sheer embarrassment sets in, what kind of rom com shit is this?!!!😭

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THEY’RE INSANE FOR THIS

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Klimt-inspired

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#batcat #bruce when he's dying but selina just kissed him: 😁

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Anyway I'll now present to yall dick grayson's entire character arc using only two memes, behold:

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the moment when pattinson’s batman was severely injured and then injected himself with drugs to go berserk on selina’s attacker

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Batman each time the riddler said Bruce Wayne:

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I noticed the coolest thing!!

Selina uses the pet names “honey” and “baby” throughout the movie.

When she talks to Penguin and Gil, the DA, she calls them “honey.” She’s emotionally closed off and undercover, so she doesn’t put her heart into flirting, which makes sense. She uses “honey” to gain info from people; she doesn’t mean anything by that name. The second time she bumps into Batman (when she’s burglarizing the mayor’s house), she even says, “listen honey, I didn’t kill nobody!” She doesn’t trust Batman yet; she doesn’t know if he has the same motivations as her.

But when she rides home in the taxi and phones Annika, she calls her friend “baby.” “I’m coming home, baby.” “We can leave the city tonight, baby.” Annika is her close friend, so it makes sense why she uses that sweet pet name. Selina deeply cares about Anni, and you can tell because baby is genuine compared to honey. 

Later on, when Selina talks to Batman by the signal and asks who he is under the mask, she calls him “baby,” and they share a kiss. Selina opened herself up to working with him now, and she’s willing to call him a genuine pet name because she genuinely kinda likes him. 

When things go south, and she asks Batman to help her kill the shady cop, and he refuses, Selina is hurt. She thought he was on her side, but he wasn’t. She puts her walls up again and closes him off. “Don’t worry, honey. I got 9 of ‘em.”

And finally, during the big fight scene in the Garden, she decides to stay and save Batman’s life. He’s hurt, and she consoles him by saying, “it’s ok, baby. It’s over now.”

Basically, you can see the filmmakers/Zoë Kravitz put SO MUCH care and love into every detail of Selina’s character. Selina is usually so closed off and elusive, but you can tell how much she cares about someone by the pet name she uses for them! It’s a fascinating aspect of her character! 

AND it’s helpful for fanfic writers: Selina is only genuine when she calls someone “baby!” “Honey” is only uses when she’s angry or undercover!