redraw of my old drawing🥀
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artblock is killing me
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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect
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yeah i recognised you by your footsteps because of the weird gay shit i feel for you but also because they're loud as fuck like man you sound like a hog hunting for truffles through the undergrowth
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i might be the first person ever in the world to ship my blorbos correctly so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.
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i legit hate it when people woobify villains and shit i really do but magneto did nothing wrong
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Very important to have friends who enjoy media you don’t personally enjoy, both because having friends with varying interests can help you understand why someone might enjoy something even if it’s not your cup of tea which can help build empathy skills and also because there’s nothing more fun then being able to explain the plots of your respective obsessions to each other and have the other respond with “what the fuck”
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you should be able to call into work if you get a story idea. like i’m really sorry i can’t come in today im going to need 72 hours off to cope with my visions of This Guy
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you're not mutuals with that mutual like i am
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Penguin and some penguins 🎂🎉
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can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺
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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)
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"Wow, you talk about that character a lot" I want to fuck him.
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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
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