the only show that is allowed to have its characters call each other ‘sis’ and ‘bro’ is the umbrella academy because not a single hargreeves knows how families work
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Nobody:
absolutely nobody:
The Season 3 Interviews:
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Five: my brothers are complete idiots
Diego and Luther, after acting like complete idiots:
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omg!!!
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Luther: i was sent to the moon for 4 months, my life sucks
Diego: *watched his childhood fall into pieces*
Five: *saw the world end*
Klaus: *lost the love of his life right in front of him*
Ben: *died*
Vanya: *doesn't know what's going on half the time because everyone neglects her*
Allison: *had a terrible marriage and can't even see her child*
Diego: ....i will kill you
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Raymond after meeting Allison’s brothers, trying to figure out what the hell is going on:
Allison, barely holding it together:
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since it's 2012 again on tumblr this fine Thursday night/Friday morning i'm reimagining the umbrella academy if it were made in 2012:
all the siblings are white
allison actually dies when vanya slits her throat and becomes motivation for the brothers to take vanya down
people only hate leonard x vanya because it gets in the way of them shipping him with diego for some reason
klaus still goes to the vietnam war and meets dave but it's queerbaited to hell. half the fandom thinks they're best friends and the other half ships them intensely
vanya is evil for no reason and/or hated by the fandom
everyone calls five their precious sinnamon roll (yeah, with an s) and posts edits of him covered in blood with flower crowns
people saying the reason the world is going to end in 2012 is vanya blowing up the moon
ben gets resurrected through some convoluted plot involving klaus sacrificing himself
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The Umbrella Academy is like the opposite of a found family story. Forced family. Y'all are siblings now fucking deal with it.
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Hey there! I’ve been illustrating a couple of incorrect UA quotes and wondered if 1) you mind and 2) you use an Instagram account I could credit if you post it? Thanks!
hi! no I don’t mind at all, that’d be really cool! I don’t have an instagram you could tag but if you could maybe just mention this blog in the captions? what’s your @ so I could check it out? :)
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