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also more people should ask me questions i love yapping about my writing and i’m really funny i promise

#trick talks

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hi guys i know it’s been like two months since i updated poison oak but i have shifted my priorities of getting stuff done and hope that i’ll have the final chapter finished within a week !!! i even made a proper outline and everything you should all be so proud of me.

this one is probably my favourite one yet- critics (bunny) are screaming, crying, and throwing up over how much of a fucking heater this chapter is.

my last exam was on wednesday, so i’ve got four months of no responsibilities (other than my job, but they pay me to make cookies so it’s chill) which means i’m gonna be writing a lot more :)

yours,

trick <3

#trick talks

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bonsoir trickriders!

as promised, it is my honour to present the first ~1.5k words of the fourth chapter of poison oak: the end of paralysis! you can read it below the line break. or dont, im not your dad

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

In the dim beam of his flashlight, Green Oak saw Red Isamu for the first time in eight years. It was a feeling he hadn’t felt since he was a child- like his emotions were too big for his body. When he was a kid, he always figured that one day, he’d grow into them, tall enough to hold all of the pains he was struggling to house. Evidently, he hadn’t grown enough, as the feelings under his skin tried to push their way out. It was confusing and terrifying, like watching a snake eat its own tail; he didn’t understand it, and he wasn’t quite sure that he wanted to. 

Sure, his first words had been a tad… harsh, but for once, Green didn’t care about his tone. He didn’t give a shit what Red wanted to hear- what words would make everything okay the quickest. For eight whole years, Green had been thinking of what he’d say to Red if he had the chance, and now that he had finally found him, Red was going to listen. 

“You ruined my life, Red. I spent the last eight years thinking that I had killed you. Do you have any idea what that’s like? To have to wake up every day and look in the mirror to see the guy who killed your best friend? I’ve felt like a murderer for eight years, and turns out you’ve been up here the whole time playing mountain man! Every night for seven years, I had nightmares of finding your dead body. Seven fucking years! I’ve been tearing myself apart trying to find pieces of you, over and over and over again and what have you been doing? Whittling?” 

Green’s vision was starting to blur, either a symptom of his mounting emotion or empty stomach, but in the light cast by his flashlight, he saw Red signing to him. He made out the signs ‘Green’ and ‘please’  before clicking off his light and deciding whatever it was that Red was trying to tell him could wait. 

“I don’t care, Red! I don’t care what you think because that's what you gave up when you fucking abandoned me. And it isn’t just me, either. If you don’t care about me, that’s whatever, but how could you do this to Delia? Your mother gave you everything, and you just took it and ran. You don’t think that it would hurt her? First her husband, then her two best friends, and then her only son? Did you think that she would just get over that? Delia hasn’t felt anything other than grief for eight fucking years, Red. Eight years, by the way, that she still spent raising Daisy and me! That woman is an angel, and you broke her heart. I could care less about my feelings, but you can’t look me in the eyes and tell me that she deserves even half of what you did to her.” Green was closer to Red than he had been a minute ago, which was odd, because he didn’t remember walking forward, and Red sure as hell hadn’t moved. Whatever, you could have told Green that he was briefly gifted the ability of teleportation and he wouldn’t have given a shit. The only thoughts he could possibly think were about letting his former best friend know exactly how badly he had fucked up.

“Do you wanna know the last thing my grandfather said to me? He asked me what I did to make you leave, and that was the morning you ran away. He hasn’t spoken to me in eight years- he hasn’t even so much as looked at me. Blaming myself for your death was one thing, but having to know that Professor Oak did, too? I’m not mad at myself anymore, but he’ll never forgive me. All I ever wanted was for him to be proud of me, and instead I have to live knowing that he hates me for taking you away from him. Eight fucking years of him looking over my head like I didn’t exist- were the five years of him preferring you not enough? Did you have to take everything from me?” 

Red’s hands were moving at a pace that would be difficult for Green to interpret even without the tears in his eyes obscuring his vision. Adding in that obfuscation meant that there was no way in Distortion that Green would have been able to see Red’s pleading- how his right fist was pressed over his heart, rubbing clockwise circles over and over again: sorry. Since Green had no clue what Red was going on about, he jumped to another point he had been wanting to make. 

“And I know it isn’t fair to blame you for that, but I still do, because if there's one thing living in your shadow has taught me, it’s that nothing is ever fair. You couldn’t even let me be Champion for a day before you had to swoop in and prove to the world that you’re better than me. And then once you took the one thing I wanted more than anything else, you didn’t even hold on to it! What’s wrong with you? Do you even realize how lucky you were? You had everything I’ve ever wanted- you were the Champion. You had a loving guardian who supported you and wanted the best for you- everybody did. Even Oak. And what did you do with that? You fucked off up a mountain- which, by the way, left the League in shambles for eight years. I don’t even know why I’m telling you this, because obviously it’s too much to ask of you to care about your family, let alone a stranger, but Lance spent nearly eight years working himself to the bone cleaning up the mess you made. And guess what? Even while running two regions’ Pokémon Leagues by himself, he still makes time to visit me, because unlike a certain snapback wearing jackass, he actually loves me! He asked me to take over the Viridian Gym when I was twelve, and when I said no, he held the position open for me until I was sixteen, when I finally gave up on you coming back home. I spent six fucking years living in my grandfather’s house while he actively hated my guts, even though every day under the same roof as him made me feel like I was dying. All because I was waiting for you to come back, because I thought if I moved, you wouldn’t know where to find me, and then you’d leave again. I wasted six years of my life waiting around for you. Do you wanna know why? Do you, Red?” 

Green’s trembling hands dug around in his pockets, fumbling around to find a folded up piece of printer paper amongst the cigarette packs and gum wrappers. With a crushing grip, he pulled the paper out, unfolding it and shoving it in Red’s face. The words, though the ink had slightly faded with time, could never be forgotten. They had written themselves on Green’s heart:

1. Friendship comes first

2. Winning isn’t everything

3. Never leave your rival behind

“You promised that you’d never leave me behind, Red, and then you did. Everybody thought you died, but I refused to give up on you because you promised you’d stay with me no matter what. I didn’t care about the Championship or Oak or any of that bullshit- I just wanted my friend back. I was so sure that wherever you were, there had to be something keeping you from me and it was only a matter of time before you came back. Turns out, the whole time you were roasting marshmallows by a campfire! You were up on top of the highest fucking peak on the continent being selfish, while the rest of us rotted away without you. And don’t even pretend like you have any shame about it, because if you actually cared, you would have come back ages ago.” 

At that point, Green had once again inexplicably moved even closer to Red, so much so that, if he wanted, he could reach out and touch him- if he had control of his body, that is. Now that the distance had closed, Green was having a harder time ignoring Red’s signing: Green, please, and listen over and over again. The light from the fire allowed Green a visual clarity that he had previously lacked, like a veil had been lifted from his teary eyes. Red’s face bore a unique mixture of desperation and pain, as if he was begging for his life instead of for Green to hear him out. It almost softened his resolve, how pitiful Red looked. 

Instead of giving in, Green closed his eyes. 

“I don’t care! I don’t fucking care how you feel, Red. Have you ever thought about how I feel? Have you thought about how other people feel? Has it ever crossed your mind that what you do affects other people? Do you even care? I don’t think you ever did, Red. Or is it that we just aren’t worth it to you?  I don’t think you ever gave a shit about me, because if you did, you wouldn’t have left me behind. I loved you, Red, more than anything, and I was stupid enough to believe you loved me back, and-”

Green’s screaming was cut off by blinking lights. 

--. .-. . . -. Green

#reguri #red x green #red pokemon #green pokemon #namelessshipping #originalshipping #trainer red #champion red #green oak

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can everybody please pretend i’m taking a break from writing to mourn the death of oj simpson that’s so much funnier

my dearest disciples,

i have four fucking finals to get ready for in the next few weeks so unfortunately im gonna be pretty much mia :(

after that, the first thing you'll see from me will be ch eight of from kalos, with love, but i know more people are probably waitin for the fourth chapter of poison oak. sadly, i don't think it'll be done until super late april, but rest assured that i've been working on it (over 10k words in and barely halfway through what i want to cover) and that it's just as devastating as the first three!

in the meantime, i'm considering posting a teaser for chapter four, which would be around 1k words. be sure to like and subscribe if that's something you'd be down for!

with the burden of knowledge,

trick

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#trick question #correct answer is obviously foursome

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my dearest disciples,

i have four fucking finals to get ready for in the next few weeks so unfortunately im gonna be pretty much mia :(

after that, the first thing you'll see from me will be ch eight of from kalos, with love, but i know more people are probably waitin for the fourth chapter of poison oak. sadly, i don't think it'll be done until super late april, but rest assured that i've been working on it (over 10k words in and barely halfway through what i want to cover) and that it's just as devastating as the first three!

in the meantime, i'm considering posting a teaser for chapter four, which would be around 1k words. be sure to like and subscribe if that's something you'd be down for!

with the burden of knowledge,

trick

#reguri #red x green #red pokemon #green pokemon #namelessshipping #originalshipping #trick talks

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raileon save me raileon save me raileon

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depends what time zone, but 19:00 is acceptable for dinner yes

Hey fujoman we should go 4 dinner on a wensday at 9

who the fuck eats dinner at 21:00 what’s wrong with you

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chapter 7 of from kalos with love is up !! where the gayboys become gayboyfriends

#reguri #red x green #red pokemon #green pokemon #namelessshipping #originalshipping #pokemon #trainer red #trainer green

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obligatory big things happening in the google doc

#from kalos with love ch 7 #soon #reguri #red x green #red pokemon #green pokemon #namelessshipping #originalshipping

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“pokemon wielder volo” was just “really curious to learn more about togepi”… whatever you say babygirl

#his gayass loves his daughter #pokemon masters ex #pmex #pokemon masters #volo pokemon #pla volo #pokemon legends arceus

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

#words cannot describe how much this song means to me #john darnielle king of the world #i wrote a short film about this song #it is so important to me #no children

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Hey fujoman we should go 4 dinner on a wensday at 9

who the fuck eats dinner at 21:00 what’s wrong with you

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forgot the word for palindrome, googled ‘girafarig’ and went to the trivia section on bulbapedia instead of just looking up ‘word that is the same backwards and forwards’. what is wrong with me

#pokemon #johto pokemon #i think my brain has rotted #trick talks

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guys today is the day i let you know that i’m actually a wizard and i’m casting ‘read this now’ spell on you all

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon | Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Versions, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ookido Green | Blue Oak/Red Characters: Ookido Green | Blue Oak, Red (Pokemon), Mokuroh | Rowlet, Mizuki | Selene (Pokemon Sun & Moon) Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Sad Ending, Ookido Green | Blue Oak Needs a Hug, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Lucid Dreaming, Red died lol, Blues tryna thung it out 4 selene though Summary:

A white room with a soft light blue tint surrounded Green, the faint pitter-patter of rain could be heard outside as he stood there in the middle of it a thin layer of water coated the floor it seemed to be infinite.

*He knows this dream all too well.*

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WAHWHHWHAHAHHAHS THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC IN FOREVER!!!!! BUT I Couldn’t let this idea rot in my brain so!!!! Its done :3

#reguri #namelessshipping #green x red #blue x red

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I thought Mario was supposed to save peach...?

THIS IS SO LATE TO MAR-10 DAY SO I RUSHED IT.

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alolan honeymoon it is! after i finish poison oak and from kalos, with love, we’re goin 2 alola babey !!!!

if you have any specific things you’d like to see, let me know ! i’m not above pandering at all <3

chat after i finish my two open wips what do we wanna see. i am a man of the people and if left to my own devices will create the most depressing shit and that’s probably not good for me. more info about the options below the line ! all of these will get made at some point, it’s just a matter of what i prioritize :)

cowboys: green moves to the countryside to get away from transphobic family (professor oak), buying a run-down farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. despite having no experience in renovation, green tries to fix up the house by himself, resulting in him accidentally fucking up the water. he goes to the horse ranch next door to ask for help, where he meets red.

pâtissier green: a kalosian pâtisserie opens up in pallet town, the first new business in red’s lifetime. he isn’t much for sweets, but his best friend, leaf, follows the pâtissier on instagram and really wants to go check it out. red gives in, and even though he doesn’t have a sweet tooth, he does end up finding something he likes in the form of the french twink behind the counter.

alolan honeymoon: very little plot involved, i’ve just been playing through ultra sun lately

more angst: i’ve got a couple doozies in the chamber, if this option wins i’ll give a list of further options

other ships: mostly comfortable writing mlm since i’m a gay man, some options are: appraisalshipping (adaman x volo), kbdn (raihan x leon), originshipping (wallace x steven stone), and preciousmetalshipping (silver x gold), but i’d be willing to branch out :)

#red pokemon #green pokemon #reguri