shoutout to bad kissers btw. shoutout to inexperienced kisses where there's more teeth than lips and readjusting and shifting without end. shoutout to breathless little laughs because god you guys must look pretty silly right now, huh? shoutout to missing the lips by just a few centimeters and settling for an almost-kiss on the cheek.
shoutout to alternatives also. shoutout to gentle bites on the shoulder in place of kisses. shoutout to shapes traced on the skin in place of kisses. shoutout to a few extra 'i love you's in place of kisses. shoutout to tapping and caressing and every other little gesture that bleeds love in place of kisses.
proship / adjacent dni + don't steal my shit
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getting my hair brushed and various outfits put on me so i can be displayed all niceys on a shelf like a pretty dollgirl but i also have a really obvious boner the whole time and am posed in such a way to accentuate this
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I want to be held and allowed to cry in such a fucking wreck my cars wrecked my body’s wrecked my relationships are wrecked and I can’t do a single thing to help you
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“Babe would you be mad at me if I was aroused by you as a horse”
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she tries her best to be supportive
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“Your answers suggest a strong indication of borderline personality disorder. You may find that you have difficulty regulating your emotions. You may also have habitually unstable relationships and an unstable sense of self.” Cool thank you.
This is cool.
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This is cool.
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math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
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never realised i didnt post this here. well its here now.
one w/o the caption bcus i liked it.
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The subservient part of you isn't a girl. That's to say that women are weak, and we know that's not true. The subservient part of you is a dog.
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