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Working on some banger art you're all gonna love it

Alsony s still dealing with health stuff so I'm not on every day yet

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Heyo sorry I'm not on a lor

I'm literally in and out of hospitals the past and coming weeks, got some bad physical shit going on so I'll be back and more active when it's done

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TMA fan made merch incoming !!

I love going on Etsy and supporting small businesses!!

For example; in the end of December I bought 3 custom bracelets from someone on Etsy, they were already doing TMA bracelets but you could customize them if you wanted a different character!

They arrived super fast and the quality is amazing!! I also got some cool stickers and a note with it <3

Like look at this!!

Video to see the colors better ↓

I got one for Nikola, Helen and Annabelle and I'm so happy with these! I'll link the Etsy page below!!

Thank you to BugBeadsBox/Sammie!!

Go support them ↓ ( both are clickable links )

TMA bracelets by BugBeadsBox

BugBeadsBox/Sammie's page!

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma merch #tma fan merch #fan merch #etsyshop #tma etsy #helen #tma helen richardson #helen richardson #tma annabelle #annabelle cane #annabelle #tma annabelle cane #tma nikola #nikola #tma nikola orsinov #nikola orsinov #yes im showing off #i love these so much #theyre so cool

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“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

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He has gotten chocolate and is watching the Stanley parable with me.

He is content

THE DARLING BOY FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

HE CAME IN A BAG AND EVERYTHING!!

The tiny boy travelled far, about 7,482 km!! ( That's about 4706 miles )

No wonder he looks tired nnabej ( /aff )

And for those who don't know; this is a plush related to Welcome Home, made by @partycoffin <3

I love the little hearts on his feet he's so <333

Everything about the tiny boy is perfect.

Also pupper Viggo cameo

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THE DARLING BOY FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

HE CAME IN A BAG AND EVERYTHING!!

The tiny boy travelled far, about 7,482 km!! ( That's about 4706 miles )

No wonder he looks tired nnabej ( /aff )

And for those who don't know; this is a plush related to Welcome Home, made by @partycoffin <3

I love the little hearts on his feet he's so <333

Everything about the tiny boy is perfect.

Also pupper Viggo cameo

#welcome home #wally #wally darling #plush #makeship #wally darling plush #clown shaped coffin #partycoffin #i love my boy #hes so smol #i will protect him #feed him apples maybe #he looks like he wants to give you the biggest tiny man hug #big head full of love and apples frfr

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Look at this art!!! Go show it some love!!!

the lighting and everything looks so cool, both in color and in black and white!!

Oh my fucking god this took ages and the explosion didn't even turn out as planned.

I'm still super proud of this one so here it is:))

#tim stoker #tma #the magnus archives #tma tim #tma tim stoker

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Intro to me! a.k.a DistortionsWife or Arwen

Hi! I'm Arwen, I'm 19 years old, use they/them and I do a lot!

As of late I basically just post a lot of memes or hcs about shows/podcasts/movies i really like. I also write stories/fics and I often write out my rather insane dreams, people seem to like em!

I also post art and I'm working on a commission sheet as of right now! I'm very open to making friends with similar tastes of course, so everyone is welcome! As long as you stay respectful and mindful of others <3

I am autistic and have adhd, amongst other things but that isn't important; I'm mentioning it because I use tone tags. I have put a link below to a carrd explaining them and their meanings!

https://tonetags.carrd.co/

Besides that, I am in a shit ton of fandoms, like ask away. I also play a lot of games on varying consoles.

I wasn't kidding when I said I do a lot HAHA

My current and biggest hyperfixations are:

The Magnus Archives/TMA

Borderlands ( literally everything of it )

Will Wood ( + and the tapeworms )

Subnautica

Welcome Home

The Walten Files/TWF

Once Upon a Time/OUAT

I also play DnD and such :)

and so many more, literally ask away, I watch, listen and play so many things.

This will probably be updated with a commission sheet once it's done!

#distortionswife #about me #afab genderfluid lesbian #genderfluid #lesbian #sapphic #the magnus archives #actually autistic #introduction #intro post #introductory post #blog intro #pinned intro

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Dream lore continued, as there was a new dream last night continuing it.

( Very spoilery info, not directly spoiling the podcast, but gives away some info surrounding the web, the stranger and the spiral, )

First of all, I was having tea with Annabelle Cane, I don't remember why exactly, but I was.

She was aware of the circuses preparations for the Unknowing and asked if I had any part in it. I only told her I had given that ancient bit of skin in the very beginning, to which Annabelle sighed and told me that wasn't really smart.

I said I was aware of it, but I thought I'd be killed if I didn't so, I had no choice.

Annabelle was thinking of what to do and had put down options on paper;

Get a good spot for the end of the world

Try talking to Elias or Jon about it, but I wouldn't like how it would end.

Burn the skin so Nikola can't complete the outfit and miss an essential part of her ritual.

She told me it was smart to choose one of the last two, figuring I wouldn't exactly want a world where the stranger succeeded. But in no way could I tell them I got the information from her. I agreed to it and decided the third would be best.

Annabelle showed me how to exactly 'burn' said skin, or any skin for that matter. She gave me a vial with a fluid to make it easier.

I nodded and planned to do it when she'd be away from the circus, which could be soon if there's a distraction or reason to do so.

Then that day came, I waited patiently for her to be far enough to not see or hear it. I got to the skin, poured the contents of the vial onto it and grabbed the lighter from my pocket, watching it slowly go up in flames.

Suddenly I heard an unholy scream from somewhere within this circus.

Helen was apparently watching with a big grin and laughed maniacally, telling me "Oh you better run. She's fast when she's pissed."

I ( stupidly ) ran through the door she had made, blindly trusting someone who's inevitably going to stab me in the back. And I ran for a long time through those hallways, those corridors with the many doors.

Until Helen stopped me, opened a door and shoved me through it, simply saying "Good luck~ She knows where you are!"

And then the door simply closed and I was in the forest, I thought about where to go.

( This is where the first dream ends, in the waking world I thought I'd be going to Hill Top road, for some reason. So, with that info; into last night's dream we go! )

And so, I was indeed running to Hill Top Road, and in my opinion, it was pretty smart.

It took a while because I had been dropped off somewhere in a big ass forest and there was a subtle path with more spiderwebs in trees than normal leading me to hill top road, but I had to find that first. And that was kind of difficult because there seemed to be more than one power at play. I was imagining that the spiral or the vast was having it's fun there too. The forest was a little too long.

Either way, eventually I heard THUMPING behind me, like an animal dashing it's way towards you with big steps. You can guess who this was. Just imagine that one monstrous form, that one definitely meant to absolutely terrify you. That but with the ringleader clothing, it was actually quite horrific to see, besides the voice being a little more distorted due what I assumed to be the rage.

Then I suddenly saw the path, I took it and seemed to somehow be faster. I reached Hill Top Road and there Annabelle stood in the doorway, looking at me confused, she asked why I had willingly come to this place. I simply answered I was escaping something she probably knew was chasing me.

Annabelle did know and asked what I expected out of coming here, since she has no reason to necessarily protect me.

I simply told her it was also her idea so she's responsible and Nikola wouldn't kill her because it'd be stupid to kill the mother of puppet's favorite.

Annabelle laughed at that and let me in, while Nikola was IN SIGHT. Although, she said she'd try her best but I shouldn't expect anything. She also admitted she enjoyed watching the chase, Especially when Helen added to the entire mess.

I was told Helen told Nikola where I was going like a betrayal of some kind. She liked it. She adores Helen's trickery at times.

The door would soon be slammed open, Annabelle had left it open a bit. She somehow fit in the entire house and Annabelle even tried to compliment the more spider esc monster form, but Nikola was NOT having it. Simply screaming to get me out of hiding.

Annabelle told her "There's no need to scream, I'm sure you can see them behind that cabinet from that height."

So I stepped out and hid behind Annabelle, being glared at and mocked. It was technically the first time I was scared of her, more on that later

Either way, Annabelle simply stepped aside and told me to deal with the issue I caused, to which I said "you told me to do it, so you're at fault too."

To which Nikola just snapped her head to Annabelle and asked if it was true. I don't know how I did it but I tried to basically give a pleading look, because either she could throw me under the bus and probably see me torn apart or she could save my ass.

queue the "well, technically it was my idea."

And the way too long pause.

"But they didn't exactly do it consciously, I was the one making them do it. Just wanted to see what would happen… So you can't be mad at them for it, they didn't know."

Nikola simply just scoffed and left, and once she was gone I just let out a breath I'd been holding in.

And now I owed Annabelle a favor.

Helen made her appearance as well, clapping with an uncanny big grin, telling me it was quite the show.

I just glared at her and turned my back to her, wanting to know what the favor was, and well Annabelle simply told me;

You'll know when the time's right.

˚ ₊ 𓆩 ༺ 🕷 ༻ 𓆪 ₊ ˚

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma jon #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #distortionswife #tma elias #Arwen's dream lore #Arwens dream lore #tma dreams #annabelle cane #tma annabelle #tma helen #helen #helen richardson #tma helen richardson #tma nikola #nikola orsinov #tma nikola orsinov #tma spoilers

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The dream lore continued

AND I FUCKED UP B A D

should I post it

#Arwen's dream lore #Arwens dream lore #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute

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Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

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Live footage of Helen dragging me away from the lightless flame

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #Arwen's dream lore #Arwens dream lore #tma dreams #tma au #tma memes

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I want to make an avatar of the spiral shirt but tie dye it.

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma the spiral #tie dye #aaaaaaa #michael #helen #tma helen #tma michael #tma distortion #Arwen's random ass thoughts

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HELLO????? THATS SO SWEET OF YOU??? /POS OF COURSE

and my lovely moots this also goes for you, although @cielle-b is already in it :)) even if we haven't spoken yet, I'm happy were moots / friends :)

@kingscythe @tinyturtlefish @mice-and-moonbeams @urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis @not-the-archivist @goldfish-gremlin @murderandcoffee @enbyaxolotl67 @ceaseless-sobbing @8bitvictorian @sillyman2001911 @sinful-sketches @crows-junk-pile @drabbles-n-doodles @gender-haver @mothofprophecy @theo1031 @nomeaynfoeye @anxiety-bean @poisoncoffeecup @the-lonely-crow @eden-sherbet @boneless-loafcat @szinzy

2023 is coming to an end so this is my annual I love my online friends so fucking much you wouldn't believe me if I told you post.

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HOW DO I SAVE THIS I NEEDED THIS FRO SO LNOG

Thank you to the Patrons who voted for this Tutorial! If you would like some bases to use freely for exercising your new knowledge, you can download them HERE. 

If you would like to check out my reference Pile that I used for this tutorial, check that out HERE!

Hope this helped somehow in your journey to drawing plump and fat and chub folks c:

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Nah because midnight snap episodes help so much with my insomnia, it's like a voice in the background and it isn't just quiet anymore and I either end up falling asleep

Or it ends when I need to be up, which is just so nice

I also tend to listen to it when I'm overstimulated, sick or had intensive therapy. It's very calming and peaceful, even the chaotic games such as Pikmin,

NEW MIDNIGHT SNAP IS OUT!!!

A bit of an unorthodox pick for the show on the surface, but one that I hope is enjoyable all the same! "Red Dead Redemption 2" is a game that I have been wanting to cover, or even simply just take the time to play in full, since its release in 2018. Its mixture of cinematic storytelling and slow, contemplative open world gameplay has always intrigued me and as of late has felt like the perfect tonic to soothe my weary yeehaw-less soul. Your feedback will determine whether this is a good fit for the show and whether it continues, so let me know how it sits!

#LETS FUCKING GOOOO #NEW MIDNIGHT SNAP #WHY DIDN'T YOUTUBE NOTIFY ME #DOESNT MATTER !! WE MOVE #also yes i randomly found out through tumblr #Arwen's kinda stupid sometimes

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Boosts this fic because I wanna know if people like it KWHEHSG

JonMartin fic: Together is always better

( Part 1 )

-- note before the fic: this is set after 159 but before the hell that is 160. SO SPOILERS FOR MAG 1-160 --

Together is always better.

" That's the thing, isn't it? Ever since that day... The day Jon came for me, the day Jon took me out of the lonely... Ever since then, we've just been happy.

And if I'm honest, I couldn't be happier. I'm glad we aren't in there anymore, in the institute... It feels so free. I've never seen Jon smile as much, he's so excited to move in with me and I feel the same!"

Martin smiled to himself, writing down his many thoughts in his journal, reminiscing on how everything was better now. He had to kill some time while Jon was getting to his cabin.

" Oh, I'm so excited... Jon doesn't know what i have planned for us but I just know he's going to love it! We'll sort out his stuff and settle him in... We'll drink something and then I'll take him to my favorite spot.

I have a backpack ready with everything we could need, including every little thing Jon can worry about; I have a notebook, first aid kit, one of those little fans for food, so that there can't get any bugs into his drink!

Oh I can't wait to write today down, to capture Polaroids of our day together... To hopefully capture that loving smile, the smile that makes me absolutely melt."

And suddenly the bell rang, it was Jon!

Martin had a moment of panic as he didn't know what to do, his hands up as he looked around quickly, closing the journal and putting it away. He yelled a quick "COMING!" before he bolted it for the door, looking as calm as can be.

Which wasn't calm at all, the sweetheart was a nervous wreck and it showed.

"H-Hey Jon! I wasn't expecting you this soon... N-Not that I mind! Gosh no!" Martin rambled, scratching the back of his head as Jon just smiled up at him.

"I'm happy to see you too, Martin..." Jon chuckled so sweetly, looking well taken care of for once. He did that as of late, since Martin seemed to like it. And if he could make Martin happy with those little things... Maybe it was worth it.

Martin let him in and helped carry some stuff to the bedroom. Jon surprisingly didn't have much, just a big suitcase with everything he held dear.

"Do you want anything to drink? Or do you want to unpack first? Anything is fine with me, so please tell me." Martin giggled a little, smiling at Jon, who just seemed at ease, for once.

Jon looked around for a moment, admiring the gentle and soft colored interior. The U-Shaped kitchen island, the white countertops with light blue cabinets, the metallic gray fridge, the microwave resting on top of one of the counters... How every cabinet held cups, plates, spices, drinks... He's never felt his at home before and it was... nice.

"Ah- Sorry, I was lost in thought for a moment," Jon apologized with a hearty chuckle, "If you don't mind, I'd like to unpack first... It isn't much so I'll be done in a moment."

Martin nodded and brought Jon in for a hug, "I'll see you in a moment, then. I'll go brew the tea and coffee while you unpack."

Jon nodded at Martin, his gaze lingering for a moment as he noticed those tiny details he honestly has grown to love... The freckles on his cheeks or the way his glasses are never on straight.

But that gaze was soon broken, as Martin had let go of Jon to go make tea in the kitchen. And so, Jon set off to the master bedroom they now shared.

Once in there, he opened his big brown suitcase, seeing everything he had packed... Including his favorite photo. He knew how he hated that photo at the time... The very first photo of Jon and Martin together, on the very first work day. Elias had insisted that everyone took pictures together as it would make the team stronger or some workplace bonding type BS.

But... He cherished that photo now, smiling as he saw them still so young and... unharmed. Oh how he longed for those times, no worm scars, no paranoia and most importantly, no eye that was constantly watching and hungering for more.

But Jon didn't adore Martin back then, he wouldn't have what they have now... And that wasn't worth it. Some scars and trauma over Martin?

Martin was his reason for everything... He didn't think he'd still be here if it weren't for him..

But Jon shook off those many thoughts, just happy to finally be somewhere safe... somewhere he's happy. And Martin made him very happy.

Jon continued to unpack, various sweaters, blouses... Some of Martin's hoodies he had stolen... All put away in a second closet, it seemed Martin even did that... After all, the little note on the door said "I got you a closet of your own, so you don't have to panic which clothes are mine and which are yours <;3"

He bumped into the desk by accident, seeing a notebook fall out and looking curiously. Jon saw the words "Jon" and "surprise" and he just closed the book, he didn't wish to know it for once.

He trusted Martin, after all.

It wasn't long before Jon was done, walking to Martin with a gentle smile, he felt relaxed. Part of him wondered how long it would last.

Martin sat him down with a cup of oolong tea, just relaxing for a moment. The two joked a bit about how in the end, it was always going to be them, even if Jon hated him in the beginning.

It was almost time..

"Hey, uhm, Jon? I was wondering something, would you be interested in coming with me somewhere? It's just a beautiful spot I'd like to show you..." Martin spoke, trying to be as confident without leading Jon on to accidentally reveal what he had in mind.

"Oh? Well, I'd love to, actually... But do you have--" Jon started,

Martin immediately cut him off with a chuckle, "Yes, I have everything, including the first aid kit, the tape recorder and a notebook... I've got everything you could ever need, with me."

Jon laughed softly at that, "Well... I guess I'm ready to go then, please lead the way, Martin."

Oh how Jon wasn't used to this, but how he adored it... Martin knew him so well and for once, it wasn't a bad thing.

Martin got up from his seat and walked over to Jon, putting his hand out. Jon immediately took it as he got up, letting go and walking towards the front door.

Both put on their respective coats, it was quite chilly outside and neither of them were in the mood to get sick, even if it'd mean they could cozy up together.

Martin wasn't sure what level of intimacy Jon was comfortable with, of course he was never going to push him on it, that felt unnecessary and wouldn't be good on his part... So he waited until Jon told him or made the move. They hadn't even held hands yet...

Jon stood in front of Martin, noticing him drifting off again, that same misty look in his eyes. "Martin? Martin! Martin come back to me!"

Martin flinched lightly and blinked rapidly, "H-Huh? Oh- Was I drifting off in thought again..? My bad..."

Jon smiled in a reassuring way, taking a hold of Martin's hand, rubbing his thumb over it in an attempt to ease him. Although, both of them blushed very lightly at the gesture. "It's okay, don't worry... I've got you, I won't let you fall back into that place..."

Martin felt himself melt, his heart fluttering with such adoration for the paranoid man before him... He knew he had a heart, just because some eye made him monster-like, didn't mean he wasn't able to care anymore.

"Thank you"

"Of course."

And with that, they left the house, hands intertwined with a gentle almost cautious hold.

Martin lead the way, watching Jon for if he needed to slow down his speed. Whenever Martin got excited, he'd walk faster and talk faster, after all. Not that Jon minded, he always seemed to smile as Martin spoke, it'd fluster the boy whenever he did notice it.

The walk was nice and quiet, going over meadows and through the nearby forest, the lighting of the sun illuminating their path so beautifully and it almost felt... romantic. The golden glow of the low hanging sun, giving them enough warmth to not be too chilly, paired with the gentle rustling noises of leaves in the breeze... It was perfect.

Then they arrived near a big pen, where Martin's favorite cows stood. He let out an excited yelp and ran towards them, many of the cows going towards him as well.

Jon smiled at that alone, bringing out his own camera and taking a few pictures of Martin with the brown highland cows. Oh that smile... What did he do to deserve someone such as Martin?

"Jon! Jon! Come here!! Quick!!" Martin said, seeming even more excited than before.

And Jon, of course, walked over hastily, partially worried something was wrong, probably not reading Martin's tone correctly.

Martin pointed at a calf, it was fluffy and near it's mother.

"Remember that I told you about Bertha being pregnant a few months back? Well... it looks like she had her baby!" Martin explained, squeezing his hands as he held back the excitement that wanted to come out. He couldn't hold it back completely, so his arms waved back in forth in a flapping manner while he watched the new calf.

"That's really exciting, Martin! And it looks so well, too!" Jon replied, happy to see Martin in his true element.

Martin nodded very excitedly, watching as Bertha walked to him with the calf, almost as if to show him off. Martin reached out his hand after the mother gave him permission, the calf sniffed at Martin's hand before pressing his head into the hand.

Jon took a few more pictures, knowing Martin would want this moment captured nonetheless.

After a little more cuddling with the cows, they were back on their way, with Martin's promise that they were "almost there"

Their little walk ended in the beautiful flowery meadow, a beautiful sight of the setting sun and... A picnic cloth and basket..? Oh Martin really did have it all planned out.

Jon felt his own heart flutter a bit at the sight, sitting where Martin told him to, looking over everything in complete awe. Although his heart sank a bit when he felt that damned urge again, looking almost apologetically to his love. "Martin I-"

"No, no, don't worry! I expected it..." Martin smiled, putting down the tape recorder and the notebook with a pen, "I will be a little further away, you can see me if you want to... But wave to me when you're done!"

Jon nodded and watched him leave, before focusing on what kept him alive, recording another statement, about the ones who were once buried down here deep below... And the few that are still breathing.

Martin, in the meantime, was picking flowers, planting a flower seed wherever he picked them. He looked back at Jon, seeing his eyes glow once more, his back hunched.. "Good god Jon has TERRIBLE posture," he thought...

But while he waited, Martin turned the flowers into a flower crown, somehow knowing the dimensions of Jon's head perfectly. A mixture of blue and green flowers to symbolize the two of them.

He watched Jon while he made the statement, from afar so it wouldn't tire him out. Even like this, Martin found a way to adore him.

He waited and waited, how long was this statement? It's taking quite some time.. Oh-! He's done.

Martin giggled a little as he saw Jon waving in an almost exaggerated way, unsure if he'd see a tiny wave.

Either way, Martin made his way back to Jon, sitting on the other side of the picnic basket. He took out some Tupperware boxes with various foods, such as sandwiches and little deserts he had made... the canister with hot tea, some cups... Everything they could need.

"Oh Martin... Did you do all of this for us...?" Jon spoke, practically falling for Martin again.

"Yes! I wanted our first actual date type outing to be special... So... Everything is homemade... It's everything you like, that you told me, I mean... So please, enjoy it.. for me?" Martin explained, a big smile on his face as he offered Jon a cup of tea.

"Thank you... But before we continue this... I have something for you, Martin... And it may be cliche... But I like it." Jon chuckled a little nervously, grabbing something from his pocket and handing it to Martin. It was a small wrapped gift.

Once Martin opened it, it held a locket of some kind, a heart shaped locket with a photo of the two of them.

"I-I know it's nothing grand and as I said, cliche and maybe cheesy... But i wanted to give you something so I'd always be close to you... So you have something to look at if you miss me..." Jon explained, his cheeks red as he did. He was never the one for materialistic gifts, as he was quite bad at figuring out what someone would want as a gift.

Martin teared up, smiling oh so happily at Jon as he held it to his chest, "Oh Jon..."

Jon, however, didn't understand that this was a good type of crying. He immediately cupped Martin's face, his own expression filled with worry. "I-Is it too much? Does it remind you of something you don't like? I-I-I can bring it back and get you something else!"

Martin laughed softly, moving his hands to cup Jon's face as well, "Please don't... I love it..."

"Y-You do..? But- But you're crying!" Jon said feeling confused at the mixed reaction Martin gave off.

"It's a good type of crying, Jon... It's crying out of happiness... I really love it... Thank you." Martin spoke, his love for Jon evident in every way; in his voice, his eyes, his gentle hold.

"I love you, Martin.."

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And that's the end of part one.

I'd absolutely love to write more but I'm also very sick at the moment so I'm splitting up the story into two parts, I hope you don't mind!

The fluffiness is definitely continuing in part two <3

And sorry if it's a little short, once more, I'm sick so I write what I can! and do tell me if you liked it!

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