ditzytransgirl

[ditzytransgirl]

Next person to romanticize Ramona Flowers and Scott Pilgrim is getting shot.

Next person to idolize Scott Pilgrim is getting shot.

#every time it gets popular we have to have this conversation again

[ditzytransgirl]

What if I’m just a sleeepy little guy with my sleeeeepy little boyfriend and we spend like 2-3 hours just napping cuz we’re sooooo eeepy oughhh

#Ghuh

[ditzytransgirl]

idk im getting used to the mold i kinda like it now it feels good to breathe in all the spores and get really itchy and feel like i was just hit by a car idk do uou think i look cuter lately

[ditzytransgirl]

I’m so tired of people just hating on Taylor swift it’s lowkey just bitchy and misogynistic most of the time

#she’s so hot #and her music is so yummy #shut up or give me a good fucking reason

[ditzytransgirl]

Getting slut shamed by a teacher is so wacky but so mean I’m so so very small and need to be held

#wwehhhh

[ditzytransgirl]

Hey, don’t cry, cut up a good amount of bacon and start cooking it in a cast iron pan, bottle the grease and leave a few tablespoons in the pan, cut up a few cups of onions, like 1.5 more onions than you did bacon. Caramelize them. Add a spoonful of brown sugar, half a spoonful of chili powder if you want it spicy, a punch of apple cider vinegar to give it a lil sludge, and a little bit of syrup and mix. Add the cooked bacon and mix together. Use as a dipping sauce, or on top of bread, or in a sandwich, or whatever whacky idea you have for it

#recipe #bacon onion jam

[ditzytransgirl]

Nothing beats talking trash at 12 in the morning with 2 people you know not very well

#oughhh #Dw we weren’t talking about u emo

[ditzytransgirl]

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

[ditzytransgirl]

[ditzytransgirl]

Self taught base players should give up on their dreams

[ditzytransgirl]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[ditzytransgirl]

Like cmon if I’m always ducking right you guys should just like trust me and worship me and give me tributes and I will tell you the truth every time

[ditzytransgirl]

I’ve cried way too much to this song

[ditzytransgirl]

“What about that?”

“Will you hold it for me, if I keep it im not sure what I might do”

#silent hill 2 #this doesn’t mean anything bad #idk #quoting sh2

[ditzytransgirl]

Love looking through old texts of memories I wish I didn’t lose

[ditzytransgirl]

#she so pretty 🥺🥺🥺 #maya hawke

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