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Quotes taken from sessions of DnD || (Usually) Daily updates since we meet every week and have a LOT of chaotic energy || Several years later we decided party name is Team Fuck Water but I'm attached to this blog name so it's not changing || Mod’s main is ultimatesandwich, so if I reply and that pops up don’t freak out
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DM: We have an X. We lost an X
Pyotr: We had an X
DM: We're X neutral now
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Garaq: I just want to make nectar for the gods eventually
#character goals#staff of tequila still remains in our hearts and our minds#dnd quote#Garaq#scary queen arc
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Pyotr: Well, we know who has a real sharingan
Winter: Don't touch him!
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Pyotr: How do I make my brain happy?
Annahael: Idk man, do a shit ton of cocaine
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Time for another thrilling edition of...who in the party is controlling what character?
AKA we finished fighting as the Mighty Nein and have now moved on/moved back to Vox Machina. Quick recap:
Annahael = Scanlan
Pyotr/CDC = Grog
Garaq = Percy
X = Pike
Bismuth = Keyleth
Winter = Vax
Kenaz = Vex
#Pyotr is also stepping in to play as Vex since Kenaz's player is unavailable#dnd quote#scary queen arc#honestly should've saved invasion arc for this series of quotes it's been going on for a while#but whatever#it's nearly the end of the campaign I can cope
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*The following is a transcription of our group chat*
X: Can the CDC colic? Or throw up?
CDC: Throw up, yes. Colic, yes and no. He can colic but also can deal with it fairly easily due to anatomy and actually being able to tell people how to help him
X: Neat
X: Also
X: Would he go to a vet or a human doctor? I know it's kinda irrelevant in D&D but I'm curious
CDC: I'd say it depends on the issue, but changeling doctors are probably the best at working with different anatomies
X: Ok. And is he more susceptible to horse illnesses or human? Both? Illness dependent?
CDC: I'd say illness dependent
DM: I think this should be in the quotes page
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DM: You are the first member of TOTLB/Team Fuck Water to hit level 20
Pyotr: Finally! I hit my capstone!
#that's what happens when you plan out an invasion#separate yourself from the party#and have your big boss fight chronologically first#dnd quote#DM#CDC#scary queen arc
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"Pyotr fixed the mistakes of the party, as per usual"
#couldn't remember who said this#but lowkey could have been anyone#because it is very true#dnd quote#scary queen arc
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Pyotr: Last time I died I became part celestial and gained resistances. Now I've got fancy jewlrey
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Annahael: You die, you come back to life, you got two shards
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Pyotr: I'm back!
DM: Pyotr is, begrudgingly, back
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Pyotr: Just stab, punch him in the nose, then turn to Fjord with a thumbs up like "Did I do good?"
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Pyotr: It only takes me dying for my dice to actually do something
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X: I know nothing about the planes
DM and Pyotr: There's the Hells, Pandemonium....
Annahael: Delta, Frontier, Boeing
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X: Can I slap her to do that?
DM: It is a melee spell attack
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DM: Cool, anything else for your turn?
Annahael: I think you mean cool-aid?
#hi yes we love terrorizing the DM#don't worry it balances out#I think#dnd quote#DM#Annahael#scary queen arc
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DM: That is a level 40 character that should have one-shot all of you...and you turned him into a glass of Kool Aid...and disintegrated him
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