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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Artem strolls into the office, in goonion standard armor with the nondescript hoodie(tm) over it, they’re lacking their usual leather jacket over that which is strange for them. “Hello doctor Crane, just wanted to stop by and let you know that I’m mostly recovered from the incident and sleeping well enough to work again”
that's good, I'm glad you're doing better. I'm laying low for a little bit, so I might not have too much work for you
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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I don't care about you.
carecrow (scarecrow if he cared)
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Filtered water.
And I’m immune to most of the shit in tap water, so it doesn’t really matter
Drink water you fool!!! /affectionate (Love you Jon :3)
I usually don’t enjoy being told what to do. But I genuinely need to drink some water, so I’ll listen to you.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Drink water you fool!!! /affectionate (Love you Jon :3)
I usually don’t enjoy being told what to do. But I genuinely need to drink some water, so I’ll listen to you.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Sorry to bother you boss but here’s an incident report from earlier. It’s cleaned up but we believe Artem got gassed since they sprinted out of the wearhouse like it was on fire. Inventory lost was 3 nonlethal canisters.
That certainly is... unfortunate.
@gothamghostwhispers are you alive? If you don't respond to this, I'll send some people to look for you. Worst case scenario, Artem is dead. Best case scenario, they come to in a bit.
But I prefer news about inventory loss given to me in person. Not on a public social media.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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I'll take it.
Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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are we not friends? I'm hurt
Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Everyone please shut up..
and ever talk to me again
@kingofpuzzles you ain't gonna believe it. So they was messaging last night and
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THEY'RE SNUGGLING
- Harley 🦈Quinn🦈
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Looks like someone needs somethibg..idk I'm just a guy with a flock of ducks in metropolis
I haven't been to metropolis in years..and I don't need ducks??
I'm confused about what you guys think I need..
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Can I offer you a blunt in these trying times?
I try not to use many drugs anymore..besides nicotine and alcohol..
but I appreciate the offer.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Edward.
shut up.
Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Yup- can do.
see you then
Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Sure! I uh- don't really have anything better to do
Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Are you hissing because you don’t like her? Or because she likes cats?
Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Everyone please greet my friend, @the-cat-that-got-the-cream
or else.
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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Good what?
I named him after Aleister Crowley, the occultist?
but whatever you want to relate the name to, that's fine
A crow just slammed into my dorm window with a spray bottle full of green gas labeled with a sticky note that has instructions and ends with a smiley face
It's the middle of the night and my roommate (who was raised in Gotham and the baddest bitch I know) got so scared by the noise they fell out of bed
Thank you for the fear gas and laughs @doctorcranes-ask !!!
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doctorcranes-ask · 2 months
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I'm glad you appreciate it, child.
that crow is Crowley. he's a bit of a clumsy flyer.
A crow just slammed into my dorm window with a spray bottle full of green gas labeled with a sticky note that has instructions and ends with a smiley face
It's the middle of the night and my roommate (who was raised in Gotham and the baddest bitch I know) got so scared by the noise they fell out of bed
Thank you for the fear gas and laughs @doctorcranes-ask !!!
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