domfk

[domfk]

Dude, seriously. I don't know if I trust people who don't like dogs. Seems really shady to me.

Dude. If anyone doesn’t want a lost puppy here, they can just leave. Am I right?

#who r u. ......... #max

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Hunter: might come true

Hunter: if ur good :)

Dom: 🌚

#i moved on sry u had 2 find out this way #text #hunter

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Hunter: u wish

Dom: ya obviously lol

#ok ! #text #hunter

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Hunter: lol r u tryin to pretend u dont want me it's cute

Hunter: i wouldn't put words in your mouth, i'd rather put other things in it

Dom: so what i'm getting from this is u wanna suck my dick rn y/n

#ya bye see u never again #text #hunter

[domfk]

ALLERGIC

#hunterwat #ooc

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Hunter: what a waste

Hunter: hAHAHhahah hunter pleASE

Hunter: so u wont be back for more? pity...for u

Dom: ur a waste smh

Dom: i never said that dont put words in my mouth

#wow wtf im breaking up w u #text #hunter

[domfk]

There's been a dog following me around at the beach for the past two days and I'm pretty sure it's lost. If anyone doesn't want it in the house, you can suck my dick because I'm bringing it home. 

#dogs r his fave animal i think i am p sure ya #the more u know #ALSO LOL SRY FOR BEIN SO LIKE JUST NOT ON LATELY OMG IM IN THE PROCESS OF PACKIN 4 MOVING ACROSS COUNTRY SO I HAVE BEEN BUSY BUT HELLO #buttstarter

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Hunter: pretty sure u had them off at that stage babe

Hunter: so good it's hazy 4 u???

Dom: wtf i didn't go to sleep without wiping myself off who do u think i am

Dom: do u want me to say yes to make u feel better : )

#ohymg do #im lAUGHin #what did ur tags even say i dont know i never know #:~) #text #hunter

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Hunter: possibly

Hunter: maybe not

Hunter: maybe i'm keepin them as a trophy

Hunter: maybe u should've remembered to bring them with u this morning

Dom: u should wash the cum out of ur trophey if ur keeping it u fuckin freak

#me to o #will u forgive me #text #hunter

[domfk]

wttf ? gay

thnk u 4 noticing

#maxwhitaker #im whehzng #ooc

[domfk]

TEXT → Hunt

Dom: do u have my boxers

#ohymg od #h my go d #text #hunter

[domfk]

TXT → Condom 🐤🙈🌍

Hunter: didn't tell me shit go to school and find out

Hunter: my room smells fine fuckhead i opened a fuckin window get a life

Hunter: o yA u hintin that u want me to be lol

Dom: u go to school im never going there again

Dom: good leave it open for the rest of the summer

Dom: ya it's all i've ever wanted ;///

#text #hunter

[domfk]

Who?

I’ve got a new idea for a horror movie: Benedict Cumberbatch. Just him. Everywhere, surrounding you, for the rest of your life.

#ur good at tweeting #and i am good at replies as u can see #dom and words r not always good #smh #mia

[domfk]

TXT → Condom 🐤🙈🌍

Hunter: but are giraffes dinosaur cows google it 4 me

Hunter: i dont want ur fuckin sock u stink i want ur money it smells like GREEN

Hunter: also i want ur green n other stuff like uR heart n soul n body

Hunter: all the important things 👌

Dom: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+giraffes+dinosaur+cows

Dom: fuck u im not the one whose room smells like shit

Dom: are u hitting on me again

#text #hunter

[domfk]

TXT → Condom 🐤🙈🌍

Hunter: giraffes

Hunter: dinosaur cows yes or no 🐪

Hunter: ps u left a sock in my room im holdin it hostage 4 ransom $$$ :)

Dom: good

Dom: yes

Dom: how much is the ransom actually u can just have it i have too many socks

#text #hunter

[domfk]

@mparkes: @domfck someone needs to get you to stop tweeting stoned

@domfck: @mparkes maybe but have u ever thought about that

#ive let the whole team down i am so sorry #i cant believe mysle f... #twitter

[domfk]

@domfck: sleep is weird

@domfck: u close ur eyes and u still see the entire time your eyes never shut off they just are seeing your eyelids or something like that probably

#lsiten im too brain dead 4 gis rn pls #GIFS #i will reply 2 other things later when im not probably dead #twitter #??? #i cant rmr the tag bye