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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

#a bop

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i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

#ughhhh

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awww, someone’s a very disappointed substitute teacher. like a long term sub who took over when mrs jackson went on maternity leave for the semester. and he’s bonded with the class. and you all respect him, albeit a bit begrudgingly. which makes his disappointment all the harder to bear.

Chris Evans in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

#steve rogers #is disappointed in you #don’t read ayn rand #also it’s ok to find hemingway witty at times but no #he should not be your favorite author #steve rogers the semester long substitute english teacher

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imagine your otp

#something something fake married?

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T shirt that says "I ❤ being stuck in a time loop"

#timeloop

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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

#i’d love to meet me sometime

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#horse! #of course of course

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girl who discovers she likes girls while in The Timeloop

#timelesbian #or bi-loop

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Walter Wick working on various I Spy books, from his instagram

#dream job

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has anyone else tried to watch the bear but genuinely struggled because of all the second-hand STRESS?! i barely made it thru the first episode.

#the bear #GUYS JUST LET HIM RUN THIS RESTAURANT

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the dusky nembrotha (nembrotha kabaryana) | source

#weird sons

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there are a lot of things about “you’ve got mail” that make it the best romcom ever written, but i think that part of what is so compelling about it is the idea that you can be forgiven. that someone can see the mean, angry, sad, delusional side of you, and that part just becomes a piece of the whole. the whole, which is full of multitudes and possibilities and bravery to start something new. that whatever pride and prejudice you’re bringing to the table—someone will see through it, right down to who you are when you think no one is looking.

#crying in the club #you’ve got mail #ygm

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*me trying to reach through my screen and push their faces together*

KISSSSSSS KISSS FUCKING KISSS!!!!!!

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)

dir. joe wright

#p&p ‘05 supremacy

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😭😭😭😭 omg there's more this is taking me OUT

#this is a work function

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the truth is u have to be vulnerable and expose yourself to the possibility of being hurt in order to find love and form meaningful connections there is no easy way out

#*stomps foot petulantly*

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#real christmas trees #every fucking year #worth it but ONLY JUST #*furtive eyes at the decaying conifer in the corner of my pine needled living room* #roy kent #you KNOW ted is 10000% team Real Tree #ted lasso

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#every fucking year #real christmas trees #worth it but ONLY JUST #*furtive eyes at the decaying conifer in the corner of my pine needled living room*