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Soundwave boop gifs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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I was on mobile the whole time and when I finally got to my laptop, the boop fest was over!! ಠ╭╮ಠ I want to send MORE!!!

#my beloved #the champion booper #the booper of all time #Lord Soundwave #Kytherion Prime

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#gatchaman #because I'm old as fuck #ooc

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A gentle wave to Ravage. He's always happy to meet another variant.

Ravage waves back. All Soundwaves are lovable, even if only one of them is the love of her life.

#hello! #Soundwave | duplicitcus

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And her music box is very much in love.

The missile is very tired

#art: holographic-mars #it's me hi I'm the problem it's me #ravage #soundwave #this is a ravage rp blog pls reblog from sauce #artist does NOT ship them

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yep! it's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me!

# 1 DECEPTICON‼️

#ravage #it me #(this is a ravage rp blog) #art: eatyoursparkout

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::Has Soundwave ever made anything that wasn't absolutely delicious?:: Ravage laughs. ::I promise not to tell him you asked me that.::

She twirls around for the camera. "Thank you, you're pretty cute yourself!"

:: Ravage! Ravage! Ravi-! You and Wave should come smoke with meeeee...oh! But only if the kiddos are settled. Um- mmm... Love you! :: Many smoochies at the camera as he giggles.

::Soundwave is making edibles. You sure you're ready for that? He did promise me that they won't all be 'Soundwave and Starscream get loaded together' strength, though, because I always fall asleep on Rattrap when that happens. Viridian and Silverwing want nothing to do with it so they've got the little ones. I'm pretty sure Synthwave--the eldest--is celebrating elsewhere though.::

#Rodimus | flameofprimus

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:: Ravage! Ravage! Ravi-! You and Wave should come smoke with meeeee...oh! But only if the kiddos are settled. Um- mmm... Love you! :: Many smoochies at the camera as he giggles.

::Soundwave is making edibles. You sure you're ready for that? He did promise me that they won't all be 'Soundwave and Starscream get loaded together' strength, though, because I always fall asleep on Rattrap when that happens. Viridian and Silverwing want nothing to do with it so they've got the little ones. I'm pretty sure Synthwave--the eldest--is celebrating elsewhere though.::

#Rodimus | flameofprimus #420 tfrp

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That would be fantastic! Raising them on a space station is difficult and you still can't really hunt them if there's not enough open wild ground, so it's not much of a life for them before I take them down.

And I like glitchmice, but they're snack-sized and not very meaty.

Let's try! And thanks!

ASK ME ABOUT MY CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS ON CONSUMING CLONED FLESH

#Tarantulas | noiizemaze #the nutritional needs of Tripredacus feliformata

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can you do that with petrorabbit? I miss it but I live on a space station.

ASK ME ABOUT MY CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS ON CONSUMING CLONED FLESH

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Uh, I thought we both knew that the reason we would never have sex with each other would be how much trouble we'd both go to not have to be the dominant partner.

#private comm #made readable for audience amusement

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Wow, okay!

Soundwave and Jazz would assert that the first one (which nobody picked) is true, but they're the only people who see me that way, I suppose. I mean they literally see me do that, not that it's their view of who I am as a totality. But it's not so easy with anyone else, and I have to top Nautica because she's my pet.

The second one is false, because I already had a pet when Soundwave and I renegotiated the terms of our relationship in 2022.

The third one is technically true because if I wanted to stop Soundwave would know and he'd stop, and I don't go too deep to safeword unless Soundwave is physically present.

"Whatever she needs to be to get what she wants" was more true of me when i was young than it is now, because I don't have to pretend to be anything I am not on account of being Vox Destron, Soundwave's Lord High Protector, and the bitch who killed Galvatron all by herself despite being like 25% of his size.

I don't know if I'm always adamant that I meant to do that. It is certainly usually true, but I do have the ability to apologise if I've done something that had unexpected results.

The last one is something that some Autobot somewhere said about me a long time ago. I used to be a quiet person, at least around the Autobots.

But as Megatron once said, "Ravage is quiet until she knows she is safe and among her friends, and then she doesn't ever shut up."

Thanks for playing! I'm very amused.

#poll

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#6 hours left and it's sinday

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I don't think the moment has passed yet. It's just taking an energon break. <3

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT WEIRD SEX AND NO ONE INVITED ME?

#dash banter #favourite spider

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#rebageling for the midnight crew

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We tried but you'd locked yourself in the lab and nobody dares to go in there but Nightshade or Prowl.

Couldn't even slip the note under your door, that thing is hermetically sealed.

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT WEIRD SEX AND NO ONE INVITED ME?

#dash banter

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#ooc #dash commentary #everyone else is doing it so why can't we #poll

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have you considered:

it might be rude to fuck someone while combined without getting the agreement of all parties beforehand?

if that's been considered, and all parties are agreed....

literally FA&FO

Alright, important question. When Jetfire and Optimus powerlink, do they:

a. combine spikes. b. retain their respective spikes and have two spikes. c. just use Jetfire's but Optimus can feel it too.

#Megatron (UT) | mastermegatron