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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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petition for the ghoul to show some tit and forearms in season 2 (and be a damsel in distress) ref

#the ghoul #fallout #fallout prime #fanart #tiddy pls #🙏🙏🙏

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Girl you've got to look up the video "Transformers Have Weird Names (ft. @Solidjj )" on YouTube by Tom Schalk if you haven't seen it already.

aajfbasvdvawhf thank you for the recommendation this had me howling!!!!!!

#transformers #nsfw #im dead

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Ain't no grave gonna hold him down

#the ghoul #fallout #fanart

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Because of the beauty industry, there are now sunscreens that feel more weightless and are less disgusting feeling than how we remember as kids. The beauty gurus wanted a better formula for under makeup so the skincare brands catered to it. And the internet is a good source to find put which are which.

I never wore it because of it burning my eyes and feeling greasy and gross. But they really do make these things better now and I wear it literally every day now. I'm old enough to actually have sunspots and stuff. And it's sad because I'll have to keep an eye on those. And it was so easily preventable

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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female rage is always traditionally dainty feminine women with long hair covered in blood :// WHAT ABOUT THE BUTCHES. what about a butch cradling her broken nose while eyeing the camera with contempt. what about a butch with the bottom half of their face covered in blood and viscera. what about veins bulging out of their muscular neck arms and back and sorry I lost track of what I was talking about

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😍

S/I, approaching an intimidating, strong, tough, grumpy, or quiet F/O: Hi, F/O! Would you like a kissy kissy on your forehead?

F/O who is pretending to be annoyed but is actually appreciative: *fake dramatic sigh* yes, S/I. You can "kissy kissy my forehead."

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@lizardhipsdontlie

That one weird dude in the Fallout show:

#fallout #we call him chicken fucker guy

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So idk how to do it right but like. I am 100% interested in commissioning someone to redraw this photo of Walton as The Ghoul 😭😭😭 please DM me??? I need it like my veins need blood 🥴

#the ghoul #fanart #wifey's art #🙈🙈🙈

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‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

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i couldn't stand a chance

#the ghoul #fallout #fanart

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@lizardhipsdontlie

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

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More pickles for my soul

#booooooo #booooooob #boobies #piccolo #dbz #fanart

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Go home Starscream, you are drunk

#starscream #transformers #this makes me happy

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Bumbleboyo!! 🐝

3 of the 6 TF fanarts done!! >:3c yippieeee!

#transformers #bumblebee #fanart

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One of my dog's favourite games is "Chase." Rather than set down his toy so I can throw it for him, he instead bounds and frolics around me until I "chase" him. He loves this game, and he often "lets" me win when he wants the toy thrown again.

So imagine a monstrous creature that lives in the woods that border your house. It's been alone its whole life, knowing that every manner of animal and insect cowers and freezes when it approaches.

For weeks it watches you play with your dog in the garden. You both seem to be having such fun, and when the game is done you and your dog cuddle and kiss each other. Physical affection. Something this monster has never had.

It watches from the treeline as you say things like, "I see you hiding there!" And "here I come!" And "I'm comin' to getcha!" All while your dog bounces and trots away from you, until you inevitably catch him and he rewards you with puppy kisses.

It watches and thinks, here are two creatures, different in size and species, and yet they love each other so much. You are bigger than your dog, physically different, yet your dog adores you.

It watches and thinks, I am bigger and different than them, but perhaps I could be loved and kissed, too.

All it needs to do, it imagines, is play the same game. It practices making the sounds until it has them right. It can't wait to impress you. It can't wait to win your heart. It just has to play the game and say the right words.

I see you there. I'm coming to get you. Here I come.

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I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking