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dragonentusiast · 3 months
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BB vs Antagonists Aka alternative endings akaka if Hero wouldn't be lazy and be more aggressive instead.
⚠️ Warning for bad language! ⚠️
The scene in the great hall when the crew found the article about Ivy and her twin.
Daniel: Ivy couldn't have done it!
BB: I don't want to deal with Ivy's ever growing schizophrenia.
Daniel glaring at him.
BB: But I guess I have to.
The scene where Ivy cast evenesco for the first time.
Prof Longbottom: Where did you learn that difficult spell?
Ivy: I...I don't know. I don't...remember.
BB: Well it's pretty convenient that you don't remember too much lately.
Ivy: I don't know what's happening to me.
BB: Oh gee it's either that you are amnesiac, or bear with me for a second, maybe just maybe there is a spell that can wipe out a person's memory? But that would be too inconvenient right?
The gang opens the suitcase
Ivy: Winifred?
Daniel: It must be a Bogart!
BB: Why did you open it in the first place?
BB walking around the Bogart to close the suitcase.
Ivy:....
Daniel:....
BB: Ivy can rediscover herself when I'm not around.
The scene where Cassandra turns Daniel upside down.
BB: Neat trick.
Daniel still struggling: Whose side are you on?!?
BB sighing: Okay okay lemme just...
BB pulls out out a rope and ties Daniel down the right way.
Daniel: Is this your idea of helping?
BB: Nope this is my idea to keep your blood the place it belongs.
BB: By the way this activity is past school time so my shift ends here. Byeeeeee
The history teacher turns out to be a puppet of the antagonist.
BB: I know this is Hogwarts we hire any ex death eater but would it be really too much to ask for a background check before you hire people?
The ending scene.
Lottie is being held hostage.
Bly: One more step and the girl will meet her father sooner than she should.
BB: Ya know if you kill her now we still have the advantage. Like you already killed one person killing another will just gets you more jail time.
Bly:....
BB: Logic people. Logic.
Bly: So...you are okay with me killing her?!?
BB: You missed my point entirely didn't you?
Daniel and Ivy: Hero!
BB: Okay fine loserssaywhat!
Bly: What?
BB: Incendio!
Everyone looking dumfounded.
Daniel: Why did that work?
BB: One he talked so he couldn't cast a spell while doing so. Two: Fastest. Spell caster.
Ivy: At moments like this I actually forget that you are an exceptional dualist.
When the tree is burning and the goblin appears.
Daniel: Don't let him run away!
The goblin run but yelped when he turned around the corner of a house.
Ivy: What happened?
BB who emerged from behind the said corner: A bear trap happened.
Gridley trying to make a deal with Daniel.
BB: So let me get this straight. You have a hostage.
Gridley: Of course but-
BB: She isn't here.
Gridley: Yet.
BB:.....
BB: Then what the actual fuck stopes me from incendioing your ass right here right now.
Gridley: My arms are very long my boy. Besides you couldn't possibly defeat me.
BB: Because of your gloves?
Gridley looking surprised: How did you know?
BB: I know the guy who came up with em. And I have a pair too.
BB proceeds to pull out the same gloves that Gridley was wearing.
Gridley: Well now we both cannot attack each other.
BB forming a fist: I wouldn't say that...
Gridley:...What are you implying?
BB: Square up bitch.
In the end Daniel dragged Hero out of there.
Meeting Eliot Evers.
BB (not at all jealous by the way): Oh when Eliot does it it's sooooo cool but when I do it it's always Hero don't throw Fischer out the window or BB don't cheat in duels or Hero stop throwing hands with a ten year old child.
Eliot: Are you-
BB: Silence bad boy. Trick me once and you can say bye bye to your bones.
In Gridley's van for the finale.
Gridley: I'm getting impatient young Daniel.
BB: You are not even gonna address me. K.
Daniel: I have your key.
BB: I would like to stop you there.
Gridley: You are playing with your friend's sister's life.
BB: Nuh ah.
Gridley: The fuck you mean nuh ah?
BB pulls out a hammer and breaks the table.
Gridley: What kind of Satanic child-
BB: I told you to square up. You thought I would be fighting fair?
Daniel: Hero stop! They are going to kill Esme!!
BB: Oh her? That's not Esme.
Everyone in the room: What?
Esme transforming to a tall man.
Mobius: Hey little one!
BB: Sup dad.
Daniel: Whaaaaaaaat?
Mobius: I monitor Hero even in school so I knew about the whole thing.
BB with the hammer in hand: I don't think you need explanation to why I'm under supervision.
Daniel: Nope. Not at all.
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dragonentusiast · 4 months
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I did it again. I have no excuses other than having too much free time.
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Feast my children. Did some memes I found funny. Sorry for the low pic quality :/.
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dragonentusiast · 4 months
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Christmas special pt2🥂
Ivy was puzzled to say the least. How can you buy a present so someone that has literally everything? Spoiler alert: hardly. So she called a gang meeting...in the women's bathroom. Kevin was a little bit uncomfortable and the twins didn't understand a thing. At least Daniel seems to be unfazed.
Colby: Why are we in the women's bathroom?
Ivy: This is the only place where Hero can't find us.
Cassandra: I wouldn't be so sure.
Ivy: Okay well this is the least likely place where he would find us.
Kevin: Are we hiding from Hero now? Did he finally lost it and killed somebody?
Ivy: What? I hope no-... I mean no! He is definitely still sane....or well he is definitely did not kill anyone how could you say that?
Kevin: Oh wow sorry Ivy I was just joking!
Robyn: I will let your cousin know to buy a book of jokes this Christmas.
Kevin: Please no.
Ivy: So as you all know Christmas is near. Like really really near. And I assume no one brought a gift for BB.
Cassandra: My whole existence is a gift. He should be happy.
Daniel: Look Hero is bonkers but even he doesn't deserve this Cassandra. He has enough demons already he doesn't need you too.
Cassandra: Why what will you be buying him? A ticket to Azkaban?
Robyn: A wedding ring?
Kevin: A hair band?
Fischer: A better attitude?
Colby: Brain cells?
Ivy: These are all good suggestions, but we need to be more original.
Daniel: When did this meeting turn into a who could roast Hero more competition?
Cassandra: Let's face it, everything is about roasting him.
Ivy: Okay focus on the presents! Not the present.
Fischer: I lost you there.
Lottie: I know! I will paint a portrait for him!
Daniel: No suprise there.
Kevin: I can ask BB's favourite seeker for an autographed snitch maybe? My mom could make it happen.
Cassandra: I will ask my favourite brand for a custom perfume. So he would smell of smoke and shame all the time.
Ivy: That's it! You guys are good at this! What else?
Colby: Uh....what else does BB like?
Fischer: Getting his ass beat.
Daniel: Dangerous places.
Lottie: Dragons.
Robyn: Jokes.
Colby: What was the first one?
Fischer: Nothing.
Robyn: Oh I know! There is a friend of mine that is into sculpting! I will ask him to make a small dragon statue with a small Hero riding it!
Cassandra: Dangerous places huh? So the Azkaban ticket would still work.
Daniel: When will you get tired of this joke?
Ivy: Hero likes sweets too right? I will ask around if it is possible to make custom sweets.
Daniel: Great now only me an the twins have absolutely no idea what to buy.
Fischer: Maybe a clock would be nice since he is always late to every class.
Colby: Brother I know you meant that as an insult but that's actually a good idea. Customise it a bit and it's a nice present!
Fischer: Oh...yeah that's...okay I will look into it.
Daniel: How about a potion that's-
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!!
Daniel: Strong reaction but I get it.
Lottie: Why don't you buy something shiny? BB likes shiny things!
Kevin: He isn't a raven Lottie.
Colby: A knife!
Kevin and Lottie: Wait what?
Ivy: How did you get a knife from a raven?
Colby: I imagined Hero as a raven but instead of a shiny rock he would carry a knife.
Daniel: That's actually a pretty accurate description of BB.
Cassandra: He is already a danger to society why make him more menacing?
Colby: It won't be sharp.
Everyone: Like that would stop him.
Colby: Okay well...I don't have a better idea! And Daniel doesn't even have an idea!
Daniel: I had but you guys turned it down pretty quickly.
Ivy: Well the meet has come to an end today. Daniel good luck.
Daniel: Good luck? Wait that's it!
Robyn was the first one to wake up on Christmas morning. She couldn't contain her excitement so she ran out of the dorm room to check the tree. The small Christmas tree's bottom was stacked with present! She should wait for the others. She reeeeeeeaaaaally should wait but she was so curious! Before she could even touch any of the presents a rather sleepy Kevin stopped her. After waiting for 20 minutes for the others, which felt like an eternity to Robyn, they finally agreed on who is the one that will start handing out their presents. Lottie was the first one since she gifted everyone a painting.
Daniel: Thanks Lottie! Esme will also love this!
Lottie: Well I figured making a portrait of you two would be a good idea!
Ivy: This kitten is sooooo cute! And the sweets on the painting is mouth watering!
Lottie: I call this piece: The sweetest cat!
Kevin and Robyn got a picture where they were playing quidditch. Hero was quiet, which was unusual for the boy. Lottie was worried that the group picture that she painted wasn't to his liking. It was Ivy's turn next.
Kevin: Thanks for the gloves! They are so nice and soft.
Ivy: I knew you wanted one since yours are always soaked after a snowball fight so you call it quits too quickly!
Robyn: These boots are so nice! How did you know I needed a new pair?
Ivy: I heard you say that your old boots kicked the bucket after a quidditch practice.
Daniel got some new alembices since he broke too many (courtesy of Hero scarring his socks off every now and then) and Lottie got a new sketch pad. Hero stayed quiet. Ivy felt bad that he didn't like the custom made sweets. Next it was Kevin's turn.
Lottie: Thanks for the brushes! They will be put to good use.
Kevin: Knew I couldn't go wrong with that one!
Daniel: Oh a scarf! Did you made this?
Kevin: Yes I knitted it. You are always so cold, I hope it helps.
Ivy got a nice selection of tea biscuits and Robyn got a new broom care kit. As you could probably guess Hero stayed silent. Now everyone was panicking. Next it was Robyn's turn.
Ivy: This necklace is so pretty!
Robyn: My mom helped me pick it out. I could decide which one to get on my own.
Daniel: Thanks for the scale! Colby broke mine a few weeks ago.
Robyn: Yeah! Colby! It was totally Colby and not a bat!
Kevin got a reservation for the restaurant that he so wanted to visit and Lottie got a the next book of her series that she was reading. No change in behaviour in Hero's department. Finally it was the white haired boy's turn. But when he grabbed the gift that he brought for Ivy small tears made their way through his usual usually happy face. Everyone's happiness seemed to die down in an instant and they tried to comfort the boy who started to cry even harder.
Ivy: I'm so sorry Hero I didn't know these gifts were so bad!
Lottie: I will paint something else! Anything you want!
Kevin: Was I mistaken? If Mr. Clayton wasn't your favourite I could ask my mom to get an autograph from the player you love!
Robyn: Is the statue ugly?
Daniel: It's okay Hero! No need to cry! Just tell us what would you like and-
BB: That's not it you fools! I love them! I love all of them!
Lottie: Then...why are you crying?
BB: I- I never got a gift from anyone else other than my dad and mom. This is the first time that...someone brought something to me. And I know why I haven't got any till this point but...I didn't think that it would feel...this nice...to...aghhhh.
Hero shook his head and tried to hide his beetroot red face behind the present he picked up. The room fell silent, only Hero's quiet sniffles were heard. Ivy's laughter broke the silence. After her everyone started laughing. Hero felt stupid for crying. And he will get his revenge against those who dared to laugh at him. But not today. Today was the day where he allowed his friends to torture him.
Lottie: That's it? Oh BB that's sooo cute!
BB: Not. A. Single. Word.
Robyn: That's a relief I thought you hate us now.
BB: Why would I hate you?!? I thought it was the opposite!
Daniel: What? We don't hate you Hero! Yeah you are a handful at times and you can annoy the soul out of anybody. You might be loud and obnoxious gremlin that tries his hardest to screw us every time but...you are kind and under all that complaining you actually care and you are so brave that it scares me sometimes.
Ivy: Yeah! You are wild and fun! You always think of us first and yourself second even if you sometimes hide that fact masterfully. You believed in me when I didn't believe in myself! You never give up and I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing in your case, but hey you are you and that's who we all have grown to love!
BB: Stop it!
Robyn: You will cry a river don cha?
BB: NOOOoooo!
Kevin: Don't resist. Just enjoy it.
BB: Distraction! Here are your gifts!
Daniel: You aren't supposed to shout distraction before distracting someone. But thanks.
After the disgusting display of affection everyone got Hero's present. Lottie was overjoyed when she saw the palette that she wanted the most. Ivy was already preparing water to try out her newest tea selection. Daniel was twirling around with his new fluffy coat and Kevin was going through the pages of the cooking book while smiling. Ivy had to stop Robyn from trying out the fireworks inside and everyone was back to their noisy self. After Hero it was Daniel's turn to hand out his gifts. They were small things like an album for Lottie some colour changing ink for Robyn, a bracelet for Ivy a note book for Kevin and for Hero...
BB: Clovers?
Indeed, he was holding a small pot of clovers in his hands. Surprisingly all of them had five leaves. Daniel scratched the back of his neck.
Daniel: Well...you are always in trouble so I figured it would be nice to have some luck on your side.
After saying that Daniel pointed downwards. Hero inspected the pot closer and found a glass of Fenix Felicius twinkling in the light. Hero's smile grew a little sinister but nothing new to the squad.
BB: Oh don't worry boo I will put it to good use I promise!
Daniel's face reddened a little at the new nickname. Now it was time to open the presents that the Slytherins sent them. To be honest Daniel would rather not open Cassandra's present.
Done. If you made it down here congratulations! This became a little too long but I guess it makes up for my terrible posting schedule!
BB: No it doesn't!
Me pinching Hero's lips together: Shut!
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dragonentusiast · 5 months
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✨Christmas special with Hogwarts finest✨
Hero was in huge trouble. Well not the usual kind of trouble, it's worse. In two days it's Christmas the favourite holiday of every christian and capitalist. Okay that was harsh even for Hero. But we are 39 words in and we still don't know the problem. Well it's quite simple. Hero can't find a book on "how to gift something to someone if you have an infinite bag of stuff to make it different from what you do on a daily basis". Yeah and it wouldn't be the same. A new tea pot for Ivy? One second and Hero has it. Maybe a custom made gloves for Daniel? Hero already gifted him like a whole glove factory worth of gloves. Who knew that having everything can be bad? But Hero has a plan. And to no one's surprise it involves stalking his friends. With invisibility potions. Kevin and Robyn were taking a stroll in the courtyard. Ah yes a love potion would be perfect...no it's too basic and unethical.
Kevin: It's so quiet today.
Robyn: Well today even evil folks are enjoying the snow and the holiday spirit. Aaaaaaand BB hasn't been seen since yesterday.
Kevin: Now that's scarier than any possible attack on hogwarts or any secret place that isn't discovered yet.
Robyn: I can't wait to see what he will pull this time! I was sooooo jealous of those custom made Weasley Whizzbangs he used last week!
Kevin: The ones that he tied to every broom in the castle and let them roam freely?
Hero almost blew his cover by laughing at his own prank. But a professional stalker cannot make such rookie mistakes. But when he thinks of Slughorn running he can't help but snicker. But back to the conversation because Hero already has a gift idea for Robyn.
Kevin: Do you know what my cousin got me for Christmas?
Robyn: Let me guess books.
Kevin: Dueling books.
Robyn started laughing.
Kevin: A year prior they got me monster books! It chewed up my limited edition cook book!
Robyn: Wait what? Cook book?
Kevin: Yes. There is a dessert called the Ice Queen's pudding. I love it but the only recipe for it is in Mrs. Burnback's limited edition Magic in the Kitchen books. They are long sold out and if you try to write down the recipe it disappears!
Robyn: What an amazing jinx for something so trivial. Don't worry Kev maybe the black market has a copy of it.
Kevin: It will be freezing in hell the day I set foot there again.
Mission accomplished. Cue the music! Now all Hero has to do is find the others. To his surprise Ivy and Daniel were actually looking for him. Well it is kind of out of character for him not to harass either of them. They might be worried about him! But it's more likely that Daniel needs weed again but Ivy won't let him go into the Forbidden Forest alone anymore since he got lost in it. Twice.
Ivy: Hey Cassandra! I know we aren't the best if friends but have you seen Hero?
Cassandra: Who?
Daniel: BB.
Cassandra: No I haven't seen any fashion disasters. Well I have but not as severe as BB is.
Ivy: How could no one seen him?
Daniel: Yeah I mean he has white hair. Not to mention that bag he carries around. He stands out like a sore thumb. And there are no traces of disaster either. I think he's dead.
Ivy: Daniel don't say that!
Cassandra: Oh don't worry knowing him he will be back to haunt you guys.
Ivy: Come on, it's not funny!
Daniel: Have you considered that he has other friends and he is with them?
Ivy: ...
Cassandra: ...
Daniel: You are right it's the most unlikely scenario.
Ivy: Anyways, any plans for Christmas?
Wow they forgot him really quickly.
Cassandra: My parents will organise a Christmas party. I want everything to be perfect but so far nothing is going according to plan!
Ivy: Because?
Cassandra: I don't have any accessories!
Daniel: Should have thought.
Cassandra: Silence turtle neck. Do you know how hard it is to find a fitting earring that is elegant but not simple but not too extravagant for the new dress that Night sky fashion released?
Ivy: Oooooh the sparkly dress?
Cassandra: It's- Yes the "sparkly dress".
Daniel: Well I won't do anything out of the ordinary. I will probably help Esme with cooking dinner.
Ivy: Will there be any Christmas pudding?
Daniel: I know what I will get for you to Christmas.
Ivy laughed.
Cassandra: I would look out for my diet if I were you.
Ivy: I don't eat that many sweets!
Daniel: You eat so many since Hero won you that Honeydukes life time coupon on the Halloween dance that it is a health hazard!
Ivy: Not you too Daniel! That's it I want new friends for Christmas.
Cassandra: I'm not your friend.
Ivy: Than I suppose you don't need the gift I bought for you.
Cassandra: ...
Ivy: That's what I thought!
Daniel: Now that you mentioned it-
A chilly wind runs through the hallways of the castle and Daniel sneezes.
Daniel: This damn cold!
Cassandra: May I suggest purchasing a better coat? Maybe in a different colour. And style.
Daniel: I don't have the money for it right now. I had to buy Esme those concert tickets she wanted.
Ivy: I will make you some tea in the clubhouse.
Daniel: Thanks Ivy.
Ivy: No problem. I have been getting myself into tea flavours lately. But there are so many of them and some of them couldn't even be purchased in England!
Cassandra: Of course not! The more special tea bags come from China. My uncle got some dragon fruit and hibiscus tea for my mom's birthday.
Ivy: Sounds delicious!
Well Hero heard enough. He will send his dad to China. He will send hie mom to get a definitely not snake shaped accessory and a warm coat. She is the most elegant woman Hero knows after all. But maybe Cassandra's taste is even unknown for her. But oh well she should be happy that he won't put a baby dragon into that gift box. Hero finds Lottie and the twins chat in the great hall. What a rare site. But when he hears the conversation he instantly understands.
Lottie: That's so sweet of you two! Of course I will make a portrait of your mother!
Colby: Thanks a lot. We wanted something special and we aren't the best at this kind of stuff.
Fischer: Yeah thanks Lottie!
Lottie: No problem! I love it when someone shows interest in art. Speaking of art there is a beautiful limited edition Winter wonder palette from the famous painter Mr. Thompson. It's a shame it's already sold out.
Colby: Oh that's really a shame. But maybe you will find one at an auction. Some valuable stuff ends up there often.
Lottie: Yeah that's what my dad said too. And how will you spend Christmas?
Fischer: With a lot of tasty food and presents!
Colby muttering: If only I could tell them that I want a poetry book.
Fischer: What is it brother?
Colby: I said if only I could get a baby dragon!
Fischer: Oh yeah that would be cool. Do you think I could get a sign broom from Mr. Coldwell? He is the best beater in the quidditch league!
Lottie: Anything is possible if you set your mind to it!
Colby: But probably not. Mr. Coldwell is in training camp in Norway.
Fischer: One can dream brother.
And that's it folks the secret Santa has all the information needed. He can't wait for those surprised faces! But he should reveal himself soon, before Ivy reports him to the headmistress or worst Daniel wanders into the Forbidden Forest and gets lost. Again.
Pt 2 coming maybe?
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dragonentusiast · 5 months
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The Frey twins
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Colby: Duel with me!
BB: Nope.
Fischer: Why? Are you scared?
BB: Yep.
Fischer and Colby:...
Fischer: Now what brother? I didn't expect him to say that.
Colby: What do you mean now what? We make fun of him of course!
BB: Fine I will duel with you.
BB pulling out a sword from his bag.
Fischer and Colby: ...
After finally chasing down BB:
Colby: You got nowhere to run now!
Fischer: Yeah you have to duel with us!
BB: Fine you have earned my respect. I will hold a proper duel this time.
BB pulling out a gun from his bag.
Colby and Fischer: HOLLY-
Colby and BB get stuck in detention.
Colby: Why do you seem happy?
BB: Oh ho, you see I'm going for a record here!
Colby: How many bad decisions can you make in a year?
BB: Almost my friend. I'm going for the most detention in Hogwarts history!
Colby: You know they can actually expel you, right?
BB: Then I will become the next Voldemort.
Colby horrified: You will kill people?
BB: What? No I will tattoo badly drawn thunderbolts on people's foreheads and try to take over a school and fail!
Fischer and BB on try outs for the quidditch teams.
Fischer: If you get on the Griffindor team it will be easy for Slytherin to win.
BB: Not if I saw off enough of your broom to be uncomfortable to ride it but not enough to actually make it unusable.
Fischer: Well then I will just jinx your broom!
BB raises one of his eyebrows and starts pulling brooms out of his bag.
BB: Oh my gosh how cruel of you!
BB: It's not like I can just pull another one out of some magical bag!
After BB flooded the pitch with brooms:
Fischer yelling under a stack of brooms: OKAY YOU MADE YOUR POINT!!!!
BB: IF ONLY SUCH BAG EXISTED!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaand we are done ladies and gents and non-binary fellows. The final piece of the series is done. Check out the others they are just as unfunny as this one! If you have any requests I will gladly take it. Byyyyeee!
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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Cassandra Vole
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Cassandra: Here comes the weirdo.
BB: Personally.
Cassandra: That wasn't a compliment.
BB: I don't care, Snake tongue.
Cassandra: Take that back before I zap you with lightning!
BB: Please do.
Cassandra: What?
BB: What?
BB: Hissy Missy how do I take care of this plant again?
Cassandra: What makes you think I will help you?
BB: Threats.
Daniel and Ivy are dueling and Cassandra is caught in the cross fire and BB saves her from an incendio that she didn't saw coming.
Cassandra: Who are you again?
BB: You can call me Hero!
Cassandra: Hah! No.
BB: But that's my- Wait no not like that!
BB: Fashion-
Cassandra launching into a monologue about how badly is BB dressed.
BB: That was a poetic question.
Colby: It wasn't even a question.
BB: Well I didn't get to finish! And it's not like you would know.
Now Colby (offended) starts into a monologue about poetry.
BB: God I know I deserve all of this but...if you want to torture me more I suggest making every window at Hogwarts disappear.
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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Daniel Page
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Daniel: BB!
Nothing happens.
Daniel: Uh okay. Maybe if I piss him off. Morington?
Nothing happens.
Daniel sighing: Love of my life?
BB who was standing behind Daniel the whole time: One: You are blind. Two: How dare you queerbait me?
Daniel: ...
Daniel: In my defense-
Daniel: I need a potion ingredient.
BB: That's all I'm good for you.
Daniel: No I just-
BB: You hurt me on so many levels Daniel.
Daniel: I wasn't even talking to you!
BB: No? You mean there are others who you send into the Forbidden Forest for weed?
Daniel: Well-
BB: I wasn't good enough for you?!?
Daniel crying in the foreground while the others are just wheezing.
Lottie confused: Sooo do we want to talk about BB liking Daniel or...
Daniel: He doesn't like me.
Kevin now also confused: He doesn't?
Daniel: Nope.
Ivy: He sneaked out of the castle at an impossible hour to get you potion ingredients from the forbidden forest.
Daniel: He goes into the forest all the time. He just picked these up on the way to the castle.
Robyn: He brought you new gloves.
Daniel now a bit unsure: I wanted to buy them but he just pulled them out of his bag.
Kevin: And what about the time he beat up Cassandra for you?
Daniel panicking: He does that for everyone!
Now everyone is unsure.
BB and Cassandra watching the debate.
Cassandra: So which is it?
BB: I like to freak him out. But I don't see myself worthy enough to love so unless he confesses to me I won't do a thing.
Cassandra: Wow chill edge lord.
Daniel struggling with spells.
BB: Wass up Red hood?
Daniel: I can't cast this spell!
BB: You can cast spells?
Daniel rolling his eyes: Are you gonna help or not?
BB: If I wanted to waste my time there are a million other ways I can do it.
Daniel: ...
BB: ...
BB: You are pronouncing it wrong-
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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Kevin Farrell
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Kevin: I don't think this is a good idea...
BB: When do I have a good idea?
Kevin: ...
Kevin: At least in that you don't disappoint.
Ivy and Daniel scream in the background while BB looks dumbfounded.
BB: I got out witted again.
BB: Say Four eyes whatcha thinking about Robyn?
Kevin: What do you mean? She is my best friend!
BB: Are you sure that's all?
Kevin: Uh...yeah?
BB: What if I say that she likes you?
Kevin: Yeah I know that.
BB surprised: You do?!?
Kevin: Why else would she be my friend if she hated me?
Daniel: Just give up BB.
BB: Never.
Kevin: How could I improve my dueling skills?
Ivy: Practice more!
Daniel: Learn new spells!
Robyn: Be more confident!
Lottie looks at BB.
Lottie: What do you advise? You are the fastest spell caster after all.
BB grimacing: Look you have skills. But man you are a chicken. I advise jumping out the window 5 times then move to wandering in the Forbidden Forest for a week then spit on Cassandra's shoes and avoid her thunderbolts and then finally piss off some dark wizards. Trust me if you do all this dueling will seem like ancient texts do to Hermione Granger.
Everyone: ...
Daniel: I know you enough to know that you actually did all of this.
BB: I did worse actually.
Kevin: Can I get more advice except from BB?
Kevin running from the Frey twins.
Kevin: BB! I'm so happy to see you.
BB: You want something.
Kevin: How did you know?
BB: No one is happy to see me unless they need something.
Kevin: As much as I would like to unpack that could you fend off the twins? But I would be fine with climbing into your bag.
BB sees the twins approaching.
BB shouting loudly in the courtyard: What?!? The Frey twins are in love with Cassandra?
Colby: What? No that's not-
BB still loudly: What did you say? You worship her?
Fischer: No, stop we don't-
BB: You wear her skirts when she is not around?
The twins start to chase BB around while trying to hit him with various curses.
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Robyn Thistlethwaite
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Robyn: Flying is so fun! You should try it!
BB: And damage precision Hogwarts property?
BB: ...
BB: On second thought.
Robyn: BB heeeeelp meee!
BB pulling out his bag: I can't even get Daniel to not look at me worried/angry what makes you think I can help you with Kevin?
Robyn: What? No. Help me study!
BB: Just because I have good grades doesn't mean I know how I got them.
Robyn: Catch this!
Launches a bludger at BB.
It hits him in the face.
Robyn: I told you to catch!
BB: You have to be more specific.
Robyn gets another howler.
Robyn: Oh no! I can't embarrass myself again!
BB takes the howler and eats it.
Robyn: ...
Kevin: ...
Ivy: ...
Lottie: ...
Daniel: ...
BB: I feel it yelling in my-
Everyone: SPIT IT OUT!!
Note: Q&A is open if you have any questions feel free to shoot them. The cast will happily answer it!
BB: No I won't.
Yes he will.
BB: Yes I will. :c
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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Lottie Turner
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Lottie: Stay like this please!
BB: Have you heard of ADHD before?
BB: Brush girl!
Lottie: Are you talking to me?
BB without a single ounce of sarcasm: No I was talking to Daniel!
Lottie completely oblivious: I didn't know you two had such relationship!
Daniel about to chock on an apple.
BB: How could you Daniel Page! I thought you said I was gonna be the death of you! You cheating bastard.
Robyn and Ivy dying from laughter in the back.
Lottie: Do you want to see the paintings at Hogwarts?
BB: You are saying this like I wouldn't see them everyday.
Lottie a little bit feed up with BB: Well I just thought you could see them from another perspective other than from the ground.
BB who knows very well that he trips a lot: Well played Brush brush.
Lottie: Your casting is wrong!
BB: Really? And here I thought I was casting the nothing spell.
Lottie: That's not even a spell!
BB glancing at Daniel who struggles at the slightest idea of wand work: You sure?
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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Magic awakened characters interactions with Bag Boi:
Ivy Warrington
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Ivy: You are actually good at dueling!
BB: Shhhhh!
Ivy: ???
BB: If the others will hear I will actually have to do something around here.
Kevin who was just a corner away: You are good at something?
BB: No she said I was completely useless.
BB: Hey pipsqueak!
Ivy: My name is Ivy!
BB: Okay Ms. Batman villain but your potion is about to blow.
Ivy rushing to rescue the potion.
Ivy: But I thought I had the right formula!
BB: You did. That's why I ruined it.
Ivy: WHAT!!!
BB: Before you evenesco my ass back to Diagon Alley, in my defense you ignored me the whole day and I just wanted to let you know that I'm hurt.
Ivy: BB we need your help!
BB: Is it something that a bag full of stuff can fix?
Ivy: Daniel is lost in the Forbidden Forest!
BB: Gn.
Ivy: Sometimes I have a feeling that Cassandra is plotting something.
BB: And sometimes I have a feeling that you guys don't like me.
Ivy: ...
BB: Both are true and you can't do anything about it.
Ivy: BB no. wE TaLkEd AbOuT tHiS.
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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I promised some explanation so here we go:
Bag boy whose name I won't reveal yet is a talented golden blooded wizard who comes from two prestigious families and never saw a muggle. Like ever. He lives at Diagon Alley and his parents (adoptive his dad is actually bag boy's uncle) work at the ministry. His mother Sylvia Silverguard is a top auror (aka scary woman) and his dad takes care of dragons cuz he is nuts.
Bag boy is literally like a ghost (both looks and his presence) because he is in most cases irrelevant. He never had friends that sticked to him courtesy of his not caring enough nature. All in all he is a smiling stoned looking asshole who trips up on his own feet then says gn and goes to sleep right then and there. He literally doesn't function properly so a lot of kids laugh at his antics and that secretly makes him happy.
We won't follow the story line here. Bag boy meets Robyn first and then he will sit down beside Daniel even tho he protests and invites a rather lost looking Ivy to join (Daniel at this point just wants to go home.)
In the end Bag boy surprised himself at how much he began to care for the rag tag team and by the end of the year he surrenders himself to the power of friendship. Although it wasn't like he was distant with the guys (quite the opposite actually) but when the sickness breaks out at Hogwarts he just throws a napkin at Ivy from a respectable distance. So yeah he could work on his manners. He says skill issues when he cheats in a duel against Cassandra. Not so noble. And when Daniel tells him that no wonder you had no friends you can be insufferable sometimes all he says is oh I know. But most of the time he just watching from the side lines and comments. If he has to take actions (he will not tolerate bullying) he complains.
Now the important part. Why is Bag boy called that. That's because he has an ISP bag (Interdimensional Space "Pocket") that he carries around. He can pull out whatever from it and he refuses to tell how he does it. No matter what you need he has it.
And that's it that's who Bag boy is. A bastard.
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dragonentusiast · 6 months
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Ello new magic awakened player here✨
Sooo yeah the game is fun but do you know what is more fun? Ocs. Ocs everywhere ✨
So here is my addition:
(Lemme know if you want to know more about this but I will explain it some other day)
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