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Kris : Dear God, please make my soulmate appear Infront of me right now.

Susie or Ralsei appear : how did I get here.....?

Kris : God why?

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Ralsei #Kris #Kris x Susie #Kris x Ralsei #Multishipper

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Jevil : My minecraft dogs keep dying, it's getting annoying!

Susie : Annoying like you.

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Jevil

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Does this mean it's not a good time to ask who Steve Mnuchin is?

How much is a guillotine?

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I know this isn't an incorrect quotes but this is why you should never letting my sister talk to her ex on discord

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Susie : Hey Kris, I have been thinking about how I could possibly tell you how much you mean to me.

Kris : and that is?

Susie : -1,000 out of 10,000

Kris : *offended hooman noises*

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Kris

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Susie : the glass is half empty.

Berdley : I think the glass is half full Susie.

Susie : I think you're full of shit, Nerdley!

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Berdley #Nerdley

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Kris : I've done alot of Dumb stuff.

Ralsei : I've witnessed the Dumb stuff.

Susie : I recorded the Dumb stuff.

Lancer : I joined the in the Dumb stuff.

Toby Fox / God : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Lancer #Kris #Ralsei #Toby Fox #Fun Gang

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Susie : I'm not feeling too well

Susie : I have these headaches that comes and goes.

Chaos King and Jevil : *enters the room*

Susie : look there they are again!

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Chaos King #Jevil

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Lancer : Hey Susie, what are "friends with benefits"?

Susie :... A very special type of friends.

Lancer : so like Me, Ralsei, Kris and you?

Susie : *chokes*

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Lancer #Susie

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Jevil : Baby lock the door and turn them lights down low~

*Lancer screaming*

Lancer : Turn back on! I stubbed my fucking toe~

#Deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Lancer #Jevil

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Lancer : did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?

Susie : should I... Not have..?

Lancer : no Barney. No.

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Lancer #Susie

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Susie, banging on the door : Kris! Open Up!

Kris : it all started when I was a kid....

Lancer : No she meant -

Ralsei : sh! Let him finish!

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Fun gang #Lancer #Susie #Kris #Ralsei

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Lancer : Hey Kris have you seen my toy lightsaber anywhere? It's missing.

Kris : like your dad's love for you.

Lancer : *offended Lancer sounds*

Also Lancer : What bowels of hell did you crawl out of?

#deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #Lancer #Kris

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Lancer : I can't believe Kris and Ralsei locked us in this cell together.

Susie : *swallows the key* truly unfortunate.

#Deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #Susie #Lancer

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Ralsei : My Boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Susie : Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over the pain kiss him.

Lancer : Tackle him.

Jevil : Dump him.

Chaos King : Kick him in the shin.

Kris : NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

#deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #Chaos King #Jevil #Lancer #Susie #Ralsei #Kris #Fun gang

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Jevil : I Have the right too remain silent!

Ralsei : what you have, Jevil, is the right to remain silent. You are correct. BUT! What you lack is the capacity.

Jevil : *offended Jester sounds*

#deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #Ralsei #Jevil

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Susie : In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.

Lancer : FOURTY FIVE SECONDS!?!?

Susie : No! Four TO Five!

#deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #Susie #Lancer