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Drafts of comment responses I will never send

aka what I really mean when I say, “thank you, I’m so glad you liked it! <3,” an incomplete list

Marry me.

This makes me want to claw my own face off and eat it, but like, in a good way.

That “heart-eyes motherfucker” gif, but projected simultaneously onto every billboard in Times Square

You’re clearly delusional but I’m into it.

As we speak a tattoo artist is inking your words onto my lower back so they will be a part of me forever. The pain is excruciating.

not to be weird but i would crawl through boiling pitch for you

Let’s move to Reno and rob a casino together.

That is so sweet that I just had three successive panic attacks over the idea of trying to fulfill your hypothetical expectations.

*sobbing into the microphone as the tuesday night karaoke audience looks on in horror and consternation* AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WAL

Through your kind remarks, I have ascended to a higher plane of existence; lacking corporeal form I will sadly be unable to finish the story in this medium but will attempt to beam the remaining plot directly into your dreams through a series of dire portents symbologists will take decades to fully decipher

u ever want someone to help u dispose of a body lmk i got 20 gallons of industrial strength drain cleaner and nothing left to lose

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💞💞Thank you for existing 💞💞 Send this to 10 people who you think deserve a sweet and kind message in their inbox💕

This hit me so hard in the feelings I started crying and forgot to answer later

#thank you #you're the best

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me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don't worry it will go away

me at 20: when

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My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

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do people who leave chapter-by-chapter comments on fics know that we would go to war for them?

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Just read all available chapters of you fic and please, please tag me in upcoming chapters - I NEED MORE OF THIS LOVELINESS! Everyone should read your fic, it's amazing! 😱😍🤗💜

Omg hi! I was about to message you!

I've been reading through all of your comments today and I just wanted to thank you for leaving them, I'm going through a major crisis in my life right now and they've made me smile all morning ❤

I think it's been a month (or more) since I last wrote, but I'll try to sit and work on the few paragraphs I left done, what do you say?

A lovely notification will let you know when I post the next one.

Much love,

- Levse

#levse answers

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Hey :) I read all of the Chrysanthemum chapters over a few days and I'm hyped! I would love to be admitted to the tag list.

Omg hi! Of course!

I'm glad to see that you're enjoying my fic, just wait a little more for the next chapter ❤

#levse answers #ask

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thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know...’ and I just.... we know. the only question now is who was the top.”

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i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire” 

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Inktober Day 25: Skull

Lucius is beginning to regret his decision to recruit this child.

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Stranger: so what's your opinion of Severus Sn-

Me:

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Inktober Day 23: Ancient

#snape is big mood

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Reblog if friends once made plans in front of you without inviting you

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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

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Severus, leaning over during the opening feast: don't tell Minerva im drunk

Minerva; you're drunk?!

Severus: oh shit, hold on

Severus, leaning over to Dumbledore: don't tell minvera I'm drunk

@baths-of-holy-water

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Do you guys also see my header suddenly rotated or is it just for me?