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Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

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i’ve mentioned this here before, but it will remain one of the most ideologically influential experiences of my life: when i was in fifth grade i did a report on post traumatic stress as manifested in veterans of the vietnam war, and my father did me the huge favor of connecting me w/ a vietnam vet friend of his who was diagnosed with PTSD, assuring him that while i was only ten i was bright and curious and he should be as honest with me about his experience as possible. 

i remember entering his office with my tape recorder, sitting in a chair that was too big, and asking him questions about war, and his life after war, while swinging my legs over the edge of the chair. i remember being very, very quiet as he spoke of pulling the car over on the highway for fear of crashing when his hands would shake uncontrollably in response to song on the radio or a smell that he couldn’t be sure was real or sense-memory. and of ruined relationships and anger and american hypocrisy. 

and i also remember that was the day i learned what “valor” meant. he used “valor” in a sentence and i didn’t know that word, and when i asked him to explain “valor” he became very quiet. and i can’t remember precisely what he said, if he ever offered me the dictionary definition or not, but i do remember him looking very sad, and saying something about our country’s idea of “valor”, and also something about a broken promise. and there was an edge to his words that i couldn’t parse at the time that i would later come to understand was bitterness, that he sounded bitter. 

to this day i can’t hear or read the word “valor” without seeing sunlight coming through his office window at a slant, close-to-sunset light, and feeling the kind of quiet, confused, completely internalized panic a child feels when they sense that a grown up is trying very hard not to weep in their presence. 

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thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute

did uou guys fucking see that..

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my husband REFUSES to sign the divorce papers (real) (not clickbait)

@pactw, tumblr / you will still be mine, waitress / tommyinnit & tubbo get married, tommyinnit / tubbo's relationship with tommyinnit, qsmp wiki / tommyinnit & tubbo, twitter / tommy & tubbo say their goodbyes, dream smp tvtropes / should've read the fine print, ao3 / i'm just tom, tommyinnit (youtube) / how to tell kids about a divorce, brainmind

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Smile, my love, there are yet more worlds to conquer

#GOD THIS IS GORGEOUS #art #bg3

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#literally them #bg3 #art

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I did not expect him to drop a slur on twitter of all places but honestly i should have

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What the FUCK is it with people waiting till the last minute to say wether or not they can actually do something oh my god I PHYSICALLY CAN ONLY COMP SO MANY SHOTS HENCE WHY I ASKED YOU FOR HELP HOLY SHIT

#college moment

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Elizabeth Olsen - Wanda Maximoff

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#frog

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dear skin-pickers, nail-biters, people with dermatillomania/trichotillomania, people with any kind of skin condition or BFRB:

you are not dirty. you are not gross, disgusting, or unclean for it. you are not less worthy of appreciation or affection. you are not less beautiful. you are not weird or disturbing for it. you deserve every bit of love there is to give. i see you, i know you, i understand how hard it is to stop. everybody who has, i'm so proud of you. everybody who can't, i'm on your side, and you will get there someday. every single one of you deserves all the love in the world and i am sending as much of it as i can to you now <3

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

#tumblr history

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I Can Do It With A Broken Heart includes the choreo of all the Eras performances!

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#I literally have gotten one of my pairs of boots re soled 5 times and the only reason I don’t really wear them anymore #is because the zipper broke (and I fixed it) but the boot themselves are kind of falling apart

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The tommyinnit polycule is a fascinating thing. A man with a husband he married for a vlog and a girlfriend and now potential fiancee (Average Harry) assigned by his own mother (no complaints) all while being too focused on comedy to be 1/5th gay. Good for him

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I love filling up my congress / senate mailboxes yelling at them to do the fucking right thing it’s very therapeutic