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the best part of playing the sims has always been the emergent gameplay which is heavily directed by bugs and malfunctions within the AI framework. this is like a perpetual motion engine that generates absurdist comedy. for some reason my current sims game has a quirk where every NPC is irresistibly drawn to baking white cakes in my kitchen. there are currently 6 whole cakes in my refrigerator and I have to watch every sim like a hawk in order to interrupt their attempts to bake more. neighbors will come to my lot, let themselves into my actual house, and make a beeline to the kitchen to start bulk manufacturing Betty Crocker boxed cake mix birthday cakes. always plain white/yellow vanilla with sprinkles. I cannot sell them. I cannot delete them. they are gently and proudly deposited on every surface of my house. cakes are manifesting physically in my home

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The universe is sending me every sign they can telling me to drop out 😭

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an introduction...

...through photos!

i have many reptiles; ball python, mexican black kingsnake, sumatran short-tailed python, and many mourning geckos!

i love watching tv shows like the office and himym and my favourite movie is dirty dancing. my favourite fruit is strawberries 🍓

#kingsnake #mexican black kingsnake #snake #art #mourning gecko #witch #halloween #summer #introductory post #blog intro

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#digital minimalism #cal newport #no phones #anti tech #social media #no social media #go offline

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sneaky stephen — high contrast unedited photos

#snake #kingsnake #mexican black kingsnake #reptile #reptiblr #:p

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🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂

babe wake up october 2023 just dropped

🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🍂

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new picture of my boy stephen

#mexican black kingsnake #snake #kingsnake #reptiles #reptibr

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5 posts!

gee thanks grandpa

#5 posts #tumblr milestone #haha #what even

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Magdalene Grieving (1605) by Caravaggio.

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reviving my addiction to tumblr.

i took a bunch of free books from work, making mac n cheese at 11pm while scrolling through funny tumblr posts… AND ITS A FULL MOON

i feel 13 again

#haha #throwback #old internet #mac n cheese #astrology #full moon #wicca #wiccan #wiccablr

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Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development