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easybirth22 · 25 days
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A nun hides her pregnancy until she can't anymore. Father Morton will make a show of her sins to the other sisters.
Members of my Patreon got to hear this on Easter morning. I post a new audio every month. www.patreon.com/easybirth21
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easybirth22 · 3 months
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I love casual birth so much, just nonchalantly laboring while talking with a friend or sitting in a lecture. Talking with a friend over lunch, sipping on a tea while pushing in between breaths. Waddling into a lecture hall and taking notes as my baby’s head comes out with a wet pop. Lifting my dress and delivering a baby while on a date with my partner at a fancy restaurant. The possibilities are endless
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easybirth22 · 5 months
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If Men Gave Birth - Pt. 1
Hello and welcome to the third annual delivery men competition! My name is Gene. And my name is Charlie. Three men will be competing for the title of best delivery man as they give birth live today in Grand Arena. Showing us the strength and endurance it takes to be a delivery man. For those that are new, ever since the first successful uterine and vaginal transplant onto a man 23 years ago, society has found that men who have this procedure are able to carry babies longer than their female counterparts, leading to less premature births and healthier children. And as men are apt to do, it has turned into a competition of strength and skill. Giving birth is no easy task, any woman can tell you, and these men, although they have been training for it, will definitely be under a lot of pressure to perform and in a lot of pain, assuming they will be trying for the world record as well. Yes, Charlie, I imagine all three men have their eyes on breaking the record today. Especially our returning champion, David Hardy from Tucson. Last year, Hardy successfully gave birth to a 23 lb baby with no assistance, and if he's been training, I assume he'll be trying for the world record today, needing anything over 24 lbs. We also have Benjamin White from Chicago competing today and our youngest delivery man Ryan Sanderson from Nashville. Now Gene, it's great to see Hardy returning to the field, but as we know, he's a bit of a risky player. Sometimes taking on more than he can handle. Yes Charlie, earlier in the season we saw Hardy attempt to break the record with a 24.2 lb baby, but right when it began to crown, he gave in and called for the ref to assist him, disqualifing him that day. But Hardy is, well, Hardy, and I'm excited to see what he has in store. Hardy is currently 30 years old, got his surgery at 21 and has delivered 7 babies before going pro. Benjamin White comes to us from Chicago. White has been a delivery man for 6 years, starting at 22 and competing today at 28 years old. He's delivered 6 healthy babies in that time, good for him. Something about White is his strategy. When those competition dolls are growing and the men are seeing when to pull the plug on the weight, White doesn't tend to push himself too far. He's been lucky while going the easy route, never too big so he's less likely to be disqualified or give in. I imagine White is the safe bet in today's competition as these other boys will be seeking to break the record. And our underdog, the dark horse, is Ryan Sanderson. Ryan is our youngest competitor at 25 years old. He got his surgery at 18, the earliest anyone can get approved. Surely because of his famous father, Bruce Sanderson. One of the forefathers of delivery men and I'm sure one of Ryan's role models. He looked up to his dad who made delivering babies a career and is following in his footsteps today. Sanderson has delivered 6 healthy babies as well and seems ready to take on Hardy and White for the title. But can he keep up with them? Stay tuned as we watch them grow their competition dolls, see how heavy they can get, watch them labor and then push as they attempt to give birth before time runs out. Pick your winners now folks. We'll be back after these messages...
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easybirth22 · 6 months
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Since the last one wouldn't play anymore, here it is again!
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easybirth22 · 8 months
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Birth Fetish Blogs
I know there’s a post going around about pregnancy fetish blogs and there’s probably already one for a birth fetish as well. However, if you have a birth fetish blog please reblog this post. I’m looking for new blogs to follow.
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easybirth22 · 9 months
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Home Birth Emergency! Check your voicemails!
Contains: 4 voicemails detailing a birth progression. Lots of descriptions and screaming. Volume warning!!
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easybirth22 · 9 months
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Hiking while pregnant is one thing, but what if you had no idea you were pregnant when labor starts?
This is a commission work, and it was super fun to make! Message me if you want to commission your own birth audio. <3
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easybirth22 · 10 months
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Teaser Track!
Find the full audio, including the live birth during a therapy session, on my Patreon this month! www.patreon.com/easybirth21
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easybirth22 · 10 months
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Hypnotize me into birth
I want to try a VR headset along with hypnotism that lets me experience being 9 months pregnant and give birth to a huge baby. I want to feel the head open me up and make me scream out in pain from the stretch, and then do it over and over again
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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Yo, if you're a birth fetish blog, reblog this! :)
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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Fuck yes! So calm, yet intense. I need this!
Imagine: Cozy Couch Birth
"Ugh…I don't know what I'm supposed to do here…" your husband mutters as his character dies again. You're sitting on the couch together, him playing video games while you labor with your first child. You encouraged him to play something so you could both distract yourselves, you from your worsening labor pains and him from his growing anxiety at seeing you in pain.
You're wearing nothing but a sports bra, sitting on a towel on your couch, a plush blanket over your lower half. You feel strangely cozy despite how heavy with baby you are and how close your contractions are getting together. You rub your distended belly, watching your husband play his game while your mind goes elsewhere.
"O-oh," you gasp quietly as fluid rushes out of you. Is that your water breaking? The pressure in your pelvis is building, concentrating on your cervix.
"You alright, honey?" Your husband has paused his game at an inopportune moment, shaken from his escapism by his worry for you. You let a breath out slowly through your mouth and nod.
"I'm fine, just a rough contraction. Keep playing, this helps." You reassure him even though you know the baby is coming soon, you don't want him to worry. There's something so normal about the way you're lounging on the sofa together, basking in these last moments before parenthood, that you don't want to break the spell just yet.
So instead you watch your husband engross himself in his game again and lie back to make yourself comfortable. The blanket over you conceals what's happening between your legs. Thankfully your waters were soaked up by the towels you'd placed beneath you, so your husband still isn't aware of how your labor is progressing.
You feel an ache in your cervix as your baby's head moves down into position. You rub your enormous belly soothingly, pretending to watch the boss fight when really you're just focused on keeping your breathing as even as possible. You feel your thighs tensing under the blanket, discreetly spreading to make room for your baby.
Feel the baby's head move through your pelvis. There you go, deep, even breaths. If your husband just peeked under the blanket, he'd see you're just about to crown, but he's busy at the moment. You breathe your baby into the birth canal, relishing the heavy pressure between your hips and the sensation of your body pushing on its own.
You subtly shift your hips, gasping quietly again as you feel your baby's head slide its way through your vagina in one big contraction.
Ohhh it's almost here now. Your husband is preoccupied, and you're too engrossed in giving birth to bother him. The feeling of your body pushing out your baby is incredible; you reach a hand underneath the blanket to feel your progress. You cup your baby's head with your palm, breathing deeply and almost silently.
"Still doing okay, honey?" your husband asks as he finishes looting, breaking your concentration. He can't know you're pushing into your hand right now, giving birth right beside him while he's oblivious.
"Yeah, it just feels more comfortable to lay like this," you reassure him. You're lying on your back, your womanhood facing towards your husband, the magic you're working only concealed by a throw blanket. You want to keep quiet but don't know how much longer you can hold on before you give in, spread your legs as wide as possible and push as hard as you can.
You breathe slowly and deeply as you feel the baby rotate inside you, your hand still guiding. You can't help yourself but pant a few times, your breathing raspy from trying to control it. Come on, you can feel the baby's head between your legs. Just a few more pushes, your body knows what it's doing.
Breathe, breathe, the baby's coming. Feel it slide out of you bit by bit, feel your body pushing for you. The shoulders are stuck. You just need to shift your hips a little, but you don't want to alert your husband just yet. Your body is giving birth on its own, you're just trying to breathe and relax as much as possible.
"You sure you're alright?" His voice sounds far away now. All you're aware of is your big round belly obstructing your view of your husband, and your hand cupping your baby's head as you birth, and your vagina stretched to its limits around your baby's shoulders.
You groan, and suddenly your husband is pulling back the blanket to see you quietly struggling to birth his baby.
"Oh my God…why didn't you say anything?!"
You're moaning with every push now, reaching down to deliver your baby, knowing birth is imminent. A hard contraction brings your hands to your hardened belly, so your husband reaches down to catch the baby.
"Oh! Oh! Oh, catch it, it's gonna be fast, darling!" you squeak, your body pushing the rest of your baby out into his waiting hands in one last wet contraction.
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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I love casual birth so much, just nonchalantly laboring while talking with a friend or sitting in a lecture. Talking with a friend over lunch, sipping on a tea while pushing in between breaths. Waddling into a lecture hall and taking notes as my baby’s head comes out with a wet pop. Lifting my dress and delivering a baby while on a date with my partner at a fancy restaurant. The possibilities are endless
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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This is the inner monologue of a teenage girl giving birth to the annual Easter eggs, but they continue to increase in size until she can’t bear it anymore. For the full 18 minute audio, come join us on Patreon! Just look up my name, EasyBirth21 :)
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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#birthdenial #enjoyable #supersexy
Someone rubbing clit, intentionally gives birth in clothing, alone, at home and mabye a lil bit of birth denial?
"H-haah...mmh, that's it, baby, nice and slow..." I moaned softly, my fingertips circling my swollen, sensitive clit as I felt the contraction come and go. I could've started pushing, but opted not to for now, not when I'd finally gotten to the good part.
Instead I kept touching myself, my hand shoved down the front of my pajama shorts, delighting in the way I could hear how wet I was, both from my water breaking and from cumming again and again.
Panting faster, I lifted my hips as much as I could, the weight of my swollen belly sitting heavy and low. "F-fuck, fuckfuckfuck I'm cumming again...!" I whined, my eyes nearly rolling back as the pleasure overtook me again. Unbeknownst to me another contraction had started, and I jolted slightly at feeling the pressure of my baby inching steadily further down, breaching my cervix and sitting heavy in my laboring cunt.
I only slowed the movement of my hand to catch my breath, adjusting to this new sensation. My breaths were shaky now, the pressure and the anticipation really starting to mount. Before long, though, I started rubbing my clit again, running my fingers between the soaked lips of my pussy as I prepared for this next contraction. When it came I finally fully allowed myself to push, moaning and writhing as I felt it progress further, further...
Eventually I withdrew my hand, but only so I could feel the way my baby's head was beginning to crown through the fabric of my shorts. My hand pressed gently at the bulge, a ragged moan tearing through me as I felt it slip slightly back in.
Now this, I thought, is the good part.
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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Perfection! 😍😍
My biggest fantasy!
I would love to role play in person.
I’m wearing a big fake belly. So big that I must be having twins! You put something large inside of me that I must push out later no matter how long it takes!
We go out in public, out to eat or to the mall and we pretend that I’m having contractions, they start far apart but keep getting closer and closer.
By the time we decide to head home the contractions are only 5 minutes apart. You play with my nipples in the car to help me along, you even try playing with my clit until you get too distracted and have to go back to giving my breasts the attention. On the way home I tell you that my water breaks and we know the birth is imminent.
Once we arrive home the contractions are only about a minute apart and I can feel the baby’s head on my lips, begging to be let out.
You check to see how close I am and realize that I need to start pushing.
We start on the living room floor. I’m propped against the sofa and you’re in between my legs watching me strain as the head becomes more and more visible, but slips back each time I stop pushing. You are playing with my clit now. Trying to ease me along, I get off multiple times while laying on the floor and beg to help you, too.
You decide that we should move to the tub and push a little while there. You have me suck you off between contractions in the tub. It’s harder for you to see through the water so you keep one hand on my gash, stimulating as much as you can and another goes between my tits and my filled stomach feeling the baby come further.
Once the crowning is close you and I move to the bed to birth the baby. You help me pull my knees back as far as they go while you instruct me to push as hard as I can through the contractions while you’re behind me filling my gaping asshole with your dick cumming as I work hard to expel the baby from my vagina.
Once the head starts crowning you tell me to stop pushing, it’s hard to stop so I disobey and keep going. As a punishment for my defiance you push the head back in completely and make me start all over again. At this point you decide to taste me and start licking and sucking on my clit and my slit begging to let the baby out.
I finally get the head crowning again, this time I listen and stop pushing as my cunt stretches around the big head. You keep your hand down there with a couple fingers on my clit while you’re sucking my tits. Once you feel it has stretched enough you order me to push hard.
A few minutes later, but hours since we started I’ve given birth and gotten us both off. We get our rest embracing each other until we do it al over tomorrow!
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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It’s Halloween night. A child dressed as a demon comes to your door. You brush him off, but he curses you in return. Now your punishment is to deliver a magical egg! Mwahaha!
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easybirth22 · 1 year
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Me!!
Yo, if you're a birth fetish blog, reblog this! :)
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