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this is so real
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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: XL BIG-PENIS?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: 666?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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"why did you follow prev" i don't roamemberrrr
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hes doing a rude gesture at you!! what do you do
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Look, I agree that trying to sell folks on original fiction by citing fanfic tropes is asinine, but at least "oh, it's got enemies to lovers!" tells you something substantive about the plot and characters. I once had somebody try to convince me to read a work of original fiction by telling me that it has a romance with a height gap.
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Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!
Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?
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hes doing a rude gesture at you!! what do you do
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coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.
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In case you have little choice on having to use Windows 11.
Option 1: Guide to basic install de-bloated Windows 11 (by Chris Titus, with video and blog article)
Option 2a: Use a script to de-bloat Windows 11 (by simeonsecurity. more digital literacy. check "how to install" section)
Option 2b: Use a script to de-bloat and harden Windows 11 (by simeonsecurity. more digital literacy. check "how to install" section)
Note: If choose Option 2, choose either 2a or 2b. not both.
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