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Who would be a better president?
Dobby or Trump?
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Dumbledore (to any random cat): Good evening, Minerva.
Minerva (from the other side): Also not me, Albus......
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Voldemort: Harry Potter is dead!
Neville: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone
Harry: (Wow rude thanks a lot Neville)
Neville: People die every day!
Harry: (I would care if u died)
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Fred: Hey Hermione, we saw you write I ❤ Weasley on your parchment yesterday.
George: It's not Ginny because you're a girl.
Fred: It's not Ron because you have standarts.
George: It's not Percy because he is an idiot.
Fred: It's not Charlie because you hardly met him.
George: It's not Bill because he's married.
Fred: It's not dad because he's way to old for you.
Together: So, which one of us is it?
#fred weasley#george weasley#fred and george#fred and george weasley#weasley twins#fred#george#weasley
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Family: Any movie requestions?
Me: H-
Family: No, not you......
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Dumbledore: The forbidden forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Exept for detention
Dumbledore: You will wader around all alone and see the scariest thing ever
Dumbledore: Doesn't make much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: TEN POINTS FOR DUMBLEDORE!
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Harry: Guys, something is wrong
Everyone: No Harry, you're just stupid
Voldemort: Hello little children, time for death
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When Fred and George went to hogwarts, probably all the teachers were thinking like: ‘Yess, more Weasleys, their brothers were the bests of everyone, they will probably be the same’. And a second later it was like: ‘DO WE HAVE TO HOLD THEM FOR 7 WHOLE YEARS?!’
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The differents between the Hogwarts houses are sooo big
Gryffindor: I die for you
Slytherin: I kill for you
Hufflepuff: I die with you
Ravenclaw: I will find a way we can both survive
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When you see Albus is really Harry's son
In book 1/7
Everyone: HARRY NO
Harry: HARRY YES
in Harry potter and the Cursed Child
Everyone: ALBUS NO
Albus: ALBUS YES
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James: Hey Fred, we needed a new marauder
Sirius: You came just in time
Remus: Want to join?
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When my mom comes home and all the chocolate is gone
Me: I only did it because of the dementorts!
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Life is a bitch, and then there is Umbridge
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Things Draco Malfoy said
- Potter
- My father will hear about this
- Potter
- That bloody chicken
- My father will hear about this
- Scared, Potter
- A lot of other Potters
- A lot of other My father will hear about this’s
- I have to do this, I have to kill you, or he’s gonna kill me
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Reasons I want to go to hogwarts:
1 It’s hogwarts
2 All people are amazing
3 The lessons aren’t boring (not talking about history of magic ofc)
4 THE FOOD IS PERFECT
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Voldemort; Voldemurder
Why is Voldemort called like that?! I mean it would be much better if he was called Voldemurder. It is much more relatable and I know he choose the name by himself, but it would be so much funnier.
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