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Ok but why does Edward look like Goob from Meet the Robinson's

#seriously tho #Eddie

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Today, in “white privilege isn’t real”. 

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things emmett mccarty cullen has definitely said:

“are you sure you want to hear about how i died? it’s pretty... GRIZZLY”

rosalie: it was a black bear

emmett: BABE COME ON!!!!!

#incorrect quote #Emmett

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I’m not gonna lie. Eclipse is my favorite book out of the series, despite the obvious problematic shit, and the movie thoroughly disappointed me.

We missed the most iconic runaway scene.

Edward was out of town and left Alice to “watch” Bella (glad he learned that this was not the way to do it later) AND JACOB KNEW SHE COULDN’T SEE HIM IN VISIONS SO THE BEST FRIEND THAT HE IS GOES TO THE SCHOOL, YELLS FOR BELLA TO HOP ON THE BACK OF HIS BIKE AND ALICE IS LEFT STANDING THERE LIKE

Catherine Hardwicke would’ve never disappointed us.

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sundays are all about being horny and existential despair

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I just wish that SMeyer had at least TRIED to like acknowledge that Jasper being a confederate was a bad thing. Like recognizing that he was a bad person when he was human would have made him being turned into a monster and only finding redemption decades later so much more meaningful and poetic. It really could have been a story of a man who’s so far gone that he thinks he’s beyond saving, learning for the first time how to care about and appreciate human beings. It would have been double tragic in that by the time he finally learns to be a decent person he’s already long since become a vampire and thus is separated from humanity.

But of corse SMeyer did none of that and just kinda completely ignored the implications of making a character an ex confederate, which was honestly kinda terrible.

#fuck smeyer #jasper

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Edward: YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME

Bella: I absolutely do not you colossal dumbass

#incorrect quote #eddie #bella

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This fund is working on providing food to remote Northern indigenous communities in Canada, where food prices tend to be ridiculously inflated.

They’re currently at $470 out of $8000 as of October 22nd!

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The Cullens on a family outing. (Renesmee is visiting Charlie.)

#this is so cute

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Quil: ouch my armkle

Sam: your what?

Embry: his wrist

#quil #embry #sam #incorrect quote #wolves

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#fave #bella #james

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alice: no don’t kill bella, edward’s gonna fall in love with her!!

rosalie:

#rosalie #alice #incorrect quote #sort of

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Carlisle, typing furiously: And now he’s telling me how to feed a human. Can you believe it? I am a DOCTOR, four times his age! Did you see this, Alice? Why didn’t you warn me?!

#yes #esme #carlisle #eddie

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Jake: *angrily* ARE YOU

Leah: fucking

Jake: KIDDING ME, YOU

Leah: fucking

Jake: IDIOT!

Embry: what’s going on?

Leah: Billy banned Jake from swearing so I volunteered to fill in

#hehehe #incorrect quote #leah #jake #embry

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Who is the best singer in the family?

Jasper. He is quite the talented crooner, and an accomplished guitarist, to boot. 

#yes #jasper

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#alice #ALICE