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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

#the entire basis of my s/i with Eggman thanks for watching comment rate and subscribe

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Said I was gonna do better photo closeups for the Eggman merch I got for my bday. Starting with my fav cause I just have to show you him

LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY EGGMAN COMANSI FIGURE!!!!

You know I say I love it when Eggman merch is on model? THIS IS THE ONE. this ticks all the boxes. This is the EXACT type of figure I want, instead of altered or stylized in any way

He looks like he was pulled right out of the game! The detail is so glorious I can't stop admiring this guy, it's everything I've wanted 🥰 Of all my huge collection, this is easily an immediate fav

Bonus angles that are also important to me hehe

You see the black bodysuit over his neck? I actually did that myself by cutting a small piece of place material and popping it into the neck hole

The only error made with this figure is that they made his neck bare, way too visible and it looks way too long and thin for the big guy he is. His in game model and CG Unleashed model show his bodysuit goes all the way up and covers his neck, as I've shown in the past

But it was an easy fix, the material fits right in and creates the illusion that it's plastic like the rest of the figure and is now an exact match!

Besides that he's absolutely perfect I'm so happy with him 🤩 He's a nice size too, way bigger than I expected. This is no small Jakks Pacific figure, I'll take a comparison photo later. I measured him and he's around 6 inches 🥴

#I can't get over hiiim 🥰

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also I already started always adding crow's feet to Eggman in my art and I think I'm also gonna make it the regular thing for me to color his stache peppered with gray because I wanna scare the old man haters lol and it's HOT obviously 😍

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I think my Eggman 33rd anniversary art this year is gonna be kinda like last year's but even better hopefully and with a darker and edgier concept because you know me lol. last year's was about the process of him taking over, I wanna draw something where he's won >:)

and this time I really wanna attempt an actual bg much more complex and show more instead of only screens, so I hope I can pull it off. kinda wanna go all out and draw something atmospheric. I'm really getting more ambitious about my art. I'm still proud of all my recent pieces and really wanna keep getting better :D

#I already know exactly what NIN refs I wanna throw in like last time lol they're clever trust me #biggest music drawing insp how can I not #that's why my header goes so hard too

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#🥰💕💖💜💘

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cute lil guy typing away on his computer

Team Sonic are still trying to get that shrink ray so they can become their normal size again lol

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#why man I'd love to be small around a giant Eggman 😍 #also that stool looks too small for you sir how about I be your new seat 🥴 #dr eggman #eggman #dr. eggman #dr robotnik #sonic the hedgehog #sonic & friends #sonic and friends #my post #tl

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Said I was gonna do better photo closeups for the Eggman merch I got for my bday. Starting with my fav cause I just have to show you him

LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY EGGMAN COMANSI FIGURE!!!!

You know I say I love it when Eggman merch is on model? THIS IS THE ONE. this ticks all the boxes. This is the EXACT type of figure I want, instead of altered or stylized in any way

He looks like he was pulled right out of the game! The detail is so glorious I can't stop admiring this guy, it's everything I've wanted 🥰 Of all my huge collection, this is easily an immediate fav

Bonus angles that are also important to me hehe

You see the black bodysuit over his neck? I actually did that myself by cutting a small piece of place material and popping it into the neck hole

The only error made with this figure is that they made his neck bare, way too visible and it looks way too long and thin for the big guy he is. His in game model and CG Unleashed model show his bodysuit goes all the way up and covers his neck, as I've shown in the past

But it was an easy fix, the material fits right in and creates the illusion that it's plastic like the rest of the figure and is now an exact match!

Besides that he's absolutely perfect I'm so happy with him 🤩 He's a nice size too, way bigger than I expected. This is no small Jakks Pacific figure, I'll take a comparison photo later. I measured him and he's around 6 inches 🥴

#dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #dr. eggman #sonic the hedgehog #my post #sonic merchandise

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Since eggy paid off his debt with vector with his booty, it makes one wonder how many other debts he paid off or how many pickles he got out of that way 👀

That's literally one of my favorite concepts ever lol so yeah I certainly like to imagine he has done it multiple times over the years 🥴

As a villain and mastermind, he of course has many options in getting what he wants/refusing to repay any kind of debt etc both violent and smart and he also enjoys them a ton but in desperate horny times, he'll take the much naughtier option and offer himself. With a big plump butt and large mouth with big tongue like his, I imagine most people he offers such services to are interested in giving him a try, even if they were acting like they can't stand him. He finds many are secretly fascinated and curious 👀

This being a solid go to method he's used a few times is his excuse for why he really knows what he's doing and is clearly experienced in getting on his knees for someone and servicing them. Not only does he satisfy them and get out of tricky situations, he also uses it as his excuse to be a slut lol. Hoping that they'll see it as something he only does out of pure desperation at his limit because he doesn't often wanna admit to himself and others that he can enjoy being in the more submissive position

But he seems to enjoy it a little bit too much, the way he'll really exaggerate and play up the act of being vulnerable and desperate and at his wit's end on what else to do, even though they know he's way more dangerous and smarter than that and definitely has other options. XD He seems too into it with the way he'll beg and plead, takes his glasses off and bats his lashes at them while saying "ohhh please, I'll do anything else you want to repay you!" as he throws himself back, or gets down on his knees, or practically throws himself into their arms.

This dramatic fucking gay ass pose that I can't stop thinking about all the time is literally a prime example of what I think of lol it's so good

That is an absolute faggot I cannot put it lightly ahfoahdghakf

He's very manipulative and a good actor but they don't expect him to use it in this way, in such an unexpected situation for him. They know he's trying to be sweet and persuasive and really trying to play into and appeal to a fantasy but he definitely seems waaay too enthusiastic about it for it to all only be an act. There's definitely some truth to it and they don't believe that he's this good at it just by the amount of times he's decided to use it as a way out of situations like this... Though he has also done just that a good few times and likes it hehe ;)

I also see him pulling this same tactic even when he doesn't owe them anything, such as when he's on the ground defeated and an enemy walks over to him supposedly to finish him off, he'll be like "Ohh please don't kill me, surely there's some other way you can take out your frustrations on me and find some release!" And well he's not exactly very subtle in what he's trying to suggest with that when all they can see of him when approaching is his big fat ass in the air with legs spread and presenting to them when he's lay there like this lol

I'm just obsessed with using these two images and happy to bring them out again to provide some visuals fhsngksjgjs

#asks #dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #dr. eggman #suggestive #my post

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Vector after chasing Eggy: "Who needs Vanilla?Eggs are where it's at😍🥵"

hell yeaahhh Eggman was trying to flirt with his new potential boytoy over the walkie talkie to charm him into dealing with his case but Vector didn't really catch on or see the appeal until he had to chase him down after he wouldn't pay up

then he saw that ass from behind looking delightfully plump, bouncing as he ran away from him, and how flustered he looked when he cornered and pinned him and realized he could do without the money for a while, if it means he can get a piece of that 👀🎂😋

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I wanna take good pics of the Eggman stuff I got for my bday esp my fav because the detail is fucking GODLY but I really wanna take good pics and not half assed blurry ones. so I gotta wait until I have the energy cus chronic pain aches are saying I need to rest a couple days first. but I'm so excited I'm gonna take pics of my fav new Eggman from every angle when I can y'all need to see this

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now my bday is done it's Casino AU Egg's next! May 6th will be the anniversary of his creation again. hopefully I can do something good for it but we'll have to see

#there's certainly a lot of stuff I WANT to make but the question is will I have the time and energy lol

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got a bunch of cool stuff for my bday, some I've been wanting for years!!! 🥰💜

I'll take much better pics tomorrow!

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Hey you, I made ya a little something

Happy Birthday!

OH MY GOD MY PRECIOUS BOYYYY CRYING TEARS OF JOY AHAJSNFBSKGNSKGHH 💜💓💕💗💕💘💕🥰💓💜💓💕💖💕💜💕💘💕💜💕

you captured how GORGEOUS and FABULOUS he is so perfectly!!! :'D the colors his confident bold pose the eyesss the TITTIES fhsbbdkfsnfksg 😍💘

thank you so muuuch for the kind wishes and beautiful art! 😊💕

#can't stop admiring hiiim 🥰💜

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sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them

#real af lol I read back my analysis all the time and it helps calm me when I see bad takes

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

#all men should be as hairy as possible forever and it should be everywhere

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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

#LITERALLYYYYY #hi I'm absolutely the most blacklisted Eggman fan in this fandom lol #and all the most popular accepted ones don't analyze or talk about canon at all #because they prefer their fanon and want ppl to believe it's canon so they silence me so nobody can know the truth #and they try to find ways to claim moral superiority so people will listen and follow to them instead

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feeling nostalgic for fandom meta. Yeah incorrect quotes and memes are cool but have you tried an in depth psychological analysis of your fave with supporting evidence and quotes from their source material? Have you used tumblr’s unique format to your full advantage to ramble on and on about the tropes that they address and subvert and how their arc changes and develops? Have you ever sat down with a spreadsheet to get real autistic about all of their canon iterations and compared it to fanon portrayals?

#I love doing this SO MUCH my greatest passion #it's unfortunate that so many discourage or take issue with it #but it doesn't stop me from being passionate and having fun 💜