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I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

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I love one jock and one nightmare

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i simply think that if someone gave him a smoothie, calix would calm down

#boy (gn) needs a smoothie #calix #mtg #magic the gathering #shitpost #ebdorig

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“Tales from the Pit” #2574

#occasionally maro is funny

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“We found a shot ton of legends boxes and opened them and you can buy as many collectors boosters as you want to try and hit the Tabernacle. Oh and there are only about 3 in every 100 packs. GOOD LUCK”

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Phyrexian planeswalker drawn off of an AI prompt.

Wielding ichor magic to control her compleated subjects and a twisted variation of hieromancy to subjugate those who aren’t, she is an utterly amoral husk of whoever she used to be, singularly devoted to Yawgmoth’s ideal of domination.

Orzhov.

[Prompt: Describe a new Phyrexian planeswalker character for magic the gathering.

This Phyrexian planeswalker is a ruthless dictator, hell-bent on conquering any plane she sets her sights on. She has a Phyrexian symbol for a eye, and her dark hair is pulled back in a tight bun. Her clothes are made of Phyrexian silk, and she carries a staff with a Phyrexian symbol at the top.]

#phenomenon vibes #can’t wait for her character arc of being forced to discover the power of friendship and also probably being gay idk #will she still be a dictator after that? frankly that’s none of my business

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Blink

3rd level transmutation

Sorcerer, Wizard

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#it’s elspeth tattoo day 👀👀👀👀

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MA'AM, DON'T YOU HAVE CLASS YOU NEED TO TEACH?

MA'AM

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if elspeth actually is an angel, wotc better start running bc it’s gonna be on sight

#shitpost #but also not #mtg #her story just wouldn’t hit the same if she was an angel #there’s something about a human who just keeps going no matter what in a multiverse full of magical species #(like yeah she’s got magic but still she just hits different as a human) #ebdorig #elspeth

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Elspeth time, baybee~♡

#it’s her!!

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oooh i hadn’t even considered this possibility but i dig it

ok so what the fuck happened on new capenna that got rid of the major phyrexian occupation

there’s always the possibility that it was a very localized occupation that was located around elspeth’s home and as a child she didn’t know that it wasn’t a complete (compleat if u will) takeover but that only works if she didn’t live in the city but that doesn’t seem to be the case

like ‘the adversary’ is almost definitely urabrask and tezzeret but how long has this plan been in the works and did the phyrexians get ousted or did they make a calculated retreat perhaps after getting into a fight with the angels who used to run things and if that is the case did the angels get their ranks fully decimated in driving the phyrexians out or did the demons use the fight with the phyrexians as a distraction to take the plane from the angels and why are the angels seemingly being forgotten (both naturally and perhaps purposely if xander had to kill to protect the documents

anyway i’m very excited to learn more