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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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“MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. UNAUTHORISED DUPLICATION IS A VIOLATION OF APPLICABLE LAWS AND WILL RESULT IN GERARD COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND SUCKING YOUR BLOOD.”
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here i go running my mouth again left foot in the dark cause i’m sunnyside up take a skip and a jump now you’re sunnyside up up up up
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
Will putting Hannibal's hand on his waist
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I CAN FINALLY EXPERIENCE JOY AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
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"hi guys!" :)
(birmingham 3/13/24)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK!
Born Patrick Martin Stumph on April 27, 1984, known professionally as Patrick Vaughn Stump. Hometown of Wilmette, Illinois, Stump is the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist for American rock band Fall Out Boy.
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Happy 29th Birthday Patrick!
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to be loved is to be changed ft dan's smile lines by his eyes
inspired by @philsbrownquiff's post:
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oh, i’m going neon in the nighttime
oh, what a time to be alive!
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Nick Cave’s hair tips.
Smash Hits 1983
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