english-major-in-progress

[english-major-in-progress]

I edited my friend's podcast for one of our literary courses while drunk.

Now when I'm sober, I don't think it was such a good idea anymore...

But if she won't get an A, I'll go and fight the teacher. My drunk self put some genuine work in that thing!

#literature #literature nerd #I was drunk because I didn't sleep for three days because of an exam and this was supposed to be a remedy #didn't help....

[english-major-in-progress]

These study materials are something else...

#literature #O.O #this is what literature is about! #can I quote this if I'll ever receive my title?

[english-major-in-progress]

This is Judith.

- she killed a man,

- didn't get caught,

- smiled for the camera,

Be like Judith.

#for legal reasons this is a joke #literature #i have a love hate relationaship with literature #but I live this one #it's sad it was removed from the Hebrew canon #BRING JUDITH BACK!!!!!

[english-major-in-progress]

Listen here, the English is not englishing but what the heck was on with classical writers? What drugs were they on? Where can I get some???

#english #literature #why are people like this?!